- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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LUKE, I am your father... this is your mother, your parents dont love you so we've adopted you

look at your sister now look at me now look at your sister now look at me you probably have now realized that you cant see me.

Knock knock. Who is there? My wife. My wife who? My wife is a prostitute, selling her own body for money so we can afford drugs for my son who has cancer.

Roses are Red Violets are Red Grass is Red Trees are Red My yard is on fire.

Why did the boy live on the street? He was an orphan.

What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

Why was the woman arrested for trying to have sex with a miner? Because he was on the job and her advances were completely unwanted.

What do you call a black man, an asian man, and a white man walking down the street? 3 men walking down the street.

Why was Samantha crying? Because her hair got stuck in a fan.

What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

You know what they say about priests with big rosaries? I don't know, it's in Latin.

Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? What do you mean what's the difference?!?! One of them is a fucking elephant!

What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

Why was Emily in Alaska? Because she and some friends had been playing Simon Says at a birthday party, and the dad had said 'Simon Says go to Alaska'.

What did the Apostle John say to Jesus of Nazareth? "Oh, blow it out your butthole."

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

A Jewish man walks into an ice-cream shop. Using the money he ha eared from his full time job, he orders a chocolate ice-cream in a waffle cone.

What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

civil rights

Heyy everyone text this number 320-510-3277 Kay ask him why he poops the bed at age 17 .. His name is mike geier.. Haha

Who did sally vote for in 1920 Nobody woman couldnt vote until 1928

Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

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