How do you know what to order at a Creole restaurant? Ask the waiter, they are usually familiar enough with the menu to make an educated recommendation.

What's red white, blue and hilarious? Glasgow Rangers in administration!

a blonde girl walks into a bar...of soarp, slips, falls, and breaks her spine.

a irish man walks past a bar

Who is the dumbest person on the entire internet? Shortpoet-GTD

Why was the plumber sad? Because his whole family died in a plane crash.

A duck walks into the bar, buys a beer, steals your woman, wins a bar fight, pistol whips a police officer, departs and shouts Aflac

Yo mamas so ugly that when she looked out the window, she was arrested for mooning.

what did the bartender say to the customer? a. is it the first option b. is it the second option c. is it the third option.

Suddenly a wild bunny appears ::::::::::::(:oI)

what is your moms favorite website? Wait did I say mom. Oh I'm not very sorry.

What did the white male say to the black male who had just robbed a bank? I'm glad you have a reliable source of income to feed yourself and your family

Why did the college student post unfunny anti-jokes on anti-joke.com? Because he was bored shitless.

Why was the boy crying? he was so happy his mom bought him a playstation 3

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

knock knock who's there? john john who? john opens his mouth only to be gunned down by a terrorist attack

Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat salad instead of sandwiches because she wants to lose weight by going on a no-carb diet.

DEAD ON KANE ITS BEEN ALL YOU ABD CAOIMHIN

Hey i just raped you and this is crazy so delete my number and keep the baby

Why did the cop shoot his 4 year old son? Because the little bitch ate his leftovers

Why does Hilter hate Jews? He's incapable of hating because he's dead.

Did you hear the one about the broken pencil? Never mind, it's pointless

What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench? An effect of an overcrowded theme park

Knock Knock Who's there? Hello there. I am Elder Young and I with the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints. What would you say if someone were to offer you peace and happiness through all of eternity?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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