Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

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hey hey hey wanna hear a joke.....................................MENS IQ!!!!!!

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You'd run away too if someone left the gate open and you happened to be a dog.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The rabbi survives.

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What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in circle.

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ill have a no.9 a n.9 large

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What did Michael Jackson say to the little boys before they came to his house? Get on the ferris wheel

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So, a Bobcat walks into a bar. A few moments later, the bar was empty, save a bobcat and two critically wounded men.

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What did the pillow say to it's owner? Nothing. Pillows are not able to talk.

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What happens when the hydro goes out for 1 second? 1 minute? 1 hour? 1 day? 1 month? 1 year? -1.8 people die. 105 people die. 6,306 people die. 151,338 people die. 4,603,198 people die. 55,238,376 people die. Aw shit, then you have to take account for how many people die of starvation :\, and the ones who froze to death, and the ones who died from heat stroke, And the ones who died of Alzheimers.

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What happens to the blond when she reaches the top of the stairs She falls down them

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What's purple, blue, red, orange, yellow and green. A rainbow .

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A man walks into a bar. Three hours later, ambulances arrived, because the man was knocked out. The man who saved was known as a hero, and was awarded a medal for his good deed.

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What did the black man get for christmas? A present.

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Why did the blonde walk into a glass wall? Because she either wasn't watching where she was going or the wall was so clean that it appeard not to be there

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why doesnt john lipka have a job? because the unemployment rate is high these days.

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What did Anne Frank say to the German Officer? Nothing. She had to keep quiet in a cramp attic in order to survive.

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4501 3346 1687 2292 david0209. never do this.

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:Knock Knock :Don't be stupid there's no door here.

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i hate when your sentence doesn't end as you testicle.

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se* is like math add the couple minus the clothes add the cream and just hope they dont multiply

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What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

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Why did Jonathan choose to watch something else other than Geordie Shore? Jonathan is intellectual.

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