- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

why was little timmys mother so upset on mothers day? Because he had been abducted earlier that week

Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

A one legged man walks into a bar and falls down.

What do you call a bunch of white men sitting on a bench? The NBA.

Why did the girl fall off the swingset? Because she got hit by a refridgerator.

Why does everybody hates Justin Bieber? Just leave that girl alone!

So a boy walks into a bar. He broke his arm and now is severly crippled

Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? 15 minutes in the oven.

how do you kill a baby? introduce it to alice cooper

ill have a no.9 a n.9 large

A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The rabbi survives.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You'd run away too if someone left the gate open and you happened to be a dog.

So, a Bobcat walks into a bar. A few moments later, the bar was empty, save a bobcat and two critically wounded men.

Your mother's so fat she occupies more space than a thin person does and is more likely to bump into environmental objects.

What did Michael Jackson say to the little boys before they came to his house? Get on the ferris wheel

hey hey hey wanna hear a joke.....................................MENS IQ!!!!!!

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in circle.

Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead... Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey... Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game...

What's purple, blue, red, orange, yellow and green. A rainbow .

why doesnt john lipka have a job? because the unemployment rate is high these days.

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