- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Yo mama so ugly... she has an extremely bad burn on her face.

Why did the plane crash into the mountain? The Pilot was a tomato

how many milkshakes does it take to bring all the boys to the yard?

I told a priest that I would never believe in anything greater than myself. He said I had the God complex, that I was grandios. I stared him in the eye and asked, "how highly do you think of me? Thank you" and left.

Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

There once was a man from Nantucket He decided to sail to Portland Now he lives in Portland.

what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

Dear Jim, I have a problem with my Hymen... "Jim'll fix it for you..."

What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

Q: What has four eyes but can't see? A: A blind guy with glasses

what happened to the girl next door ? she was brutally murdered.

L.A Clippers 2000-2012 season!!!!

wat does T.J.C.S. Mean? leave an comment to answer

A.M.E.V.A.A A-ny M-essage E-xpressed V-ia A-cronym is A-wesome

Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

Why was the chubby bird that you were staring at you angry. Because you were looking at him.

What did Kane Larkin get on his birthday? Cancer...

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Fairy floss" "Fairy floss who?" "I'm sugar coating your Cancer diagnoses"

Knock Knock the door's open, come in

A man walks into a bar. He hasn't been there before, and it's a Friday so it's really crowded, and it's really quite a dive, so he and his girlfriend decide to leave and find somewhere else to eat.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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