The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

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What is fat and ginger? No...Not Garfield...Rebeka Tims

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What happened to the guy that got hit by a bus? He got hit by a bus and died.

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What did the woman say to her abusive husband? You're hurting me.

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I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

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Why was the trash man feeling sad about his life? Because he had a mild case of depression to which his doctor recommended taking antidepressant pills.

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What do you get when you hit a kid with a hockeystick? arrested.

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KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

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how many friends does tomas have 0 he is a loner

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teacher: what is your name? student: some people call me attractive (mx)

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What does the black guy look for when he goes shopping? Some soap for his dead cat in the living room.

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What's black, white and red all over? A race war

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Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

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What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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A man walks into a bar, and promptly leaves because he left his kid in the car.

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Yo' mamma's so poor she's homeless and dying of starvation.

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Good job, son.

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So these two guys walk into a bar... Well, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mother a whore.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

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A: Knock Knock B: Who's There? Person B came down with a serious case of amnesia that day and can't remember who anyone is.

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"My father walked out on me." "Oh that's strange because I saw him yesterday and he had no legs."

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

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Why did the school fall? Because a hurricane hit.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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