How do you get a black man down from a tree? Cut the rope!

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A black man, a chinese man, and a dog decide to have a race. Unfortunately, they are shot by a sniper on a roof while still in the planning stages.

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What do you do when you see four black people and a Jew? You buy them

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A guy walks into a bar. He must have been blind or something.

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What's worse than a completely overused anti-joke punchline? The Holocaust.

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stinky boner

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What do you call two gay guys? People who should be living in California.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was late for its laser bypass surgery.

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Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease

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*knock knock* *knock knock * ? ? The man didnt answer because he died of a stroke

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"New season of Dr.Phil. How does that make you feel?" ANGERY!!!!!

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Bob: Say this word that I spell out. Jane: Ok Bob: N.I.N.A. Jane: Um...Nina? Bob: Correct. Now try N.I.N.O. Jane: Nino like el nino Bob: Good. How about N.I.N.E. Jane: Ninny? Bob: Hahaha wrong

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A blind man is jumped and doesn't see it coming

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your mama's so fat she wears big clothing

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the only way to get across

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black people swimming

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Pain is temporary. However, the scars from 3rd degree burns are forever.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Once upon a time there was a king who had a daughter. She eventually grew up and contracted aids got run over by a bus and shit her pants..

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What is faster? A bottle of milk or a sand-filled pin ball machine? A fighter jet, stupid!

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what's worse than dropping half your sandwich? Getting hit in the face with a sledgehammer

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Knock Knock! Who's there? My arm! My arm who? My arm is everywhere!

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Have you seen Jennifer Aniston's newborn baby? Neither has she.

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What happens when you poke a ghost that is on the edge of a building?? Ghost aren't real, so therefor you will fall of the building and die????

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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