- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

Why did the gay man buy a prius? because it is a very fuel efficient car and will save him a lot of money of gas

a potato a chicken and a rooster ate a cat and you just wasted your time

What happens when a fat guy falls ? Ohio has another earthquake.

What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

Every circle of friends has a "crazy one". If you can't figure out who the "crazy one" in your group is... Try harder. Either that or you are a terrible judge of character.

What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

You are joking right?

What did the man say to the cat? I thought you were fake.

Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he has a great career and a loving family.

What is stupid and looks like you? You.

Why did the boy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs

why was the child crying? because his friend just got hit by a van.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot was a potato.

Why was the cookie sad? It had just been eaten and is currently disintegrating in the hydrochloric acid of someones stomach.

How do you put a baby to sleep? Snap its neck.

What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

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how do you boil oil? add b to oil

There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

What is a mexican's favorite sport? Soccer, it is the national sport of mexico

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

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