- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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you need 2 pple for this. Ask me if im a tree? Are you a tree? no

Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

Q. Why did the woman cross the road? A. She didn't. She's still in the kitchen because I beat her if she's not cooking or cleaning.

A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

Vegeta, What does the scouter say about his power level? It's Over 9000!!!!!

Men's rights

Why couldn't the teenage pirate get into the movie? Because he lacked the required money for the ticket.

Chuck Norris once jumped off of a 9 story building. He broke half of the bones in his body because he is 71 years old.

how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? when people don't understand the concept of anti-jokes and post real jokes

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open it.

A lesbian couple, a straight couple, and a gay couple walk into a bar. They enjoy their drinks and camaraderie.

what do u call a 50 yr old man at disneyland a rapist

My name is Jacob Mckeand and my penis is as long as Mr. Macs hair.

A mexican fast food worker accidentally drops a cheeseburger on the ground. Realizing the floor is most likely unsanitary, he throws it out and gets the customer a new one.

Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

what did the mexican do yesterday? bang your mom

What's worse then Justin Bieber? 9-11

What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

What's grey and can't swim? A castle.

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

A black man has just died on your porch. What do you do? Immediately call for medical assistance and perform CPR.

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