Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

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Why did the school fall? Because a hurricane hit.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

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Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

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What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

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Why was a white man surrounded by black men crying? He was in a support group for black men with vitiligo, which destroys skin pigments.

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So these two guys walk into a bar... Well, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mother a whore.

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A man walks into a bar, and promptly leaves because he left his kid in the car.

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Yo' mamma's so poor she's homeless and dying of starvation.

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"My father walked out on me." "Oh that's strange because I saw him yesterday and he had no legs."

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What does it take to shit in a shower?? To choke on a whambar and be 90 kgs!

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Whats worse than suicide? death

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Good job, son.

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Why did the Muslim cross the road? He was on fire and he needed to get to the lake on the other side of the street to put himself out.

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How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

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What did the Japanese kid get for his birthday? Nothing, his gifts were washed away.

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Q: Why did Jimmy not have balls? A: A terrible, terrible sand paper accident.

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Why did timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at hm

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Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella? For rain.

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What happened when the boy got caught with his hand in the cookie jar? He gets shot in the face by Santa.

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Why did the cop hate black people? He was a racist.

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What is life? Paul.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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