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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite. Whats worse than a shark bite? The Holocaust.

Why couldn't the boy in the wheelchair sue the man making fun of him? Because he couldn't get up the stairs to court.

Once upon a time there lived 3 polar bears; a mummy polar bear, a daddy polar bear and a baby polar bear. Ond day the baby polar bear said to the daddy polar bear "I don't feel like a polar bear, I'm cold!" and the daddy polar bear said "You look like a polar bear."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a depressed alcoholic drug addict whose children had all been diagnosed with a rare form of terminal brain cancer, and he decided to end it then and there by jumping in front of an approaching bus.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

Why did the retarted kids head get stuck in the window? It was a very small window

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?

Why did the elephant cross the road? To run away from the angry chicken who was mad that he was slacking off work.

what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

what does a chair look like? a chair.

A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

Why wouldn't Helen Keller be able to drive if she was alive today? She would be inside her coffin not knowing how to get out

Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit! I can talk too!"

how many terminaly ill 5 year old cancer patients does it take to burn to supply enough energy to make toast just 4.5 :)

Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

Why did the girl throw the clock out of the window? The clock was broken, and it was the only valuable object in her possession.

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