Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

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If Hellen Keller could meet Obama, what would she say? Nothing.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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If life throws you lemons, you might be dislexic

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roses are red violets are blue, were stuck to gather like superglue in tell you get the flu, then I'm not touching you :)

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POOP.....People Order Our Patties

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Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

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What did the red apple say when it saw a black man an irish man, and an asian walk into a bar? nothing apples cant talk.

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A dog walks into a club. Just kidding I hit the dog with a club multiple times, killed it, and went to jail for the murder of an innocent animal.

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What did the fish say after it's head was cut off? Nothing, it was a fish.

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Only people of high intelligence can laugh at anti jokes.

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What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because women have the same rights as men thanks to the 19th amendment and sexism needs to die.

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A man walks into a bar owned by horses. The bartender says, "Why the short face?"

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That would mean that you are not its leader, or that you are, the result would have been the same, if you are the "head honcho" they would have gone for you, and your employees. Now, if you are an employee, they would have gone for your leader, and of course you. So between us and nobody else really its fucking antijoke, are you the leader?

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What did the Black man say to the prostitute? Your job makes the risks of getting AIDs and other STDs much higher than the average person's.

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What came first... the chicken or the egg? How am I supposed to know?

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Roses are Red I shit in your Stew When you eat it The joke is on you

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What's funnier than 10 dead babies? 11 dead babies.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, shit is brown and so are you

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knock knock whos there? andy andy who? andy gold hi come in

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Doctor! Doctor! Everyone seems to be stealing things! Piss off, I am a doctor not a detective you prick.

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what happend when 3 white guys and 3 black guys try out for a basketball team? They all made it because you need 5 people on the team and it is good to have an extra person on the team in case some one gets hurt, fouled out, late for the game or dies.

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I dont think i could ever stab someone, I can barely get a straw through a capri sun

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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