Allmighty Genie vs Common douche Genie: I the allmighty Genie am at your command, I can grant you any three WISHES Common douche: Okay! I want to sit on my own lap Genie: Uh...Well...You uh sure you want that? I Uh... Wait a moment please... Wimp wins Genieous victory.

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Why a polar bear fell over? He drank so much

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A white guy and a black guy are sitting in a bar. The white guy apologizes to the black guy for the hundreds of years of slavery endured by his people.

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You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

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Why did the pig cross the yard? Because the helicopter was chasing him.

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what happens when you put Rihanna and Chris brown in the same room? Rihanna dies

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Knock knock? Who's There? I AMMM!!! (thumb this down please xD)

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Why is adam jackson so black when his parents are white? their was alot of black dick up their during the pregnency. (once you go black, you NEVER go back!)

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Why do I have a Virtual Boy?

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "I'm going to kill everyone you've ever loved you fucking cocksucker, you think you can get away with sleeping with my wife? You better think again kiddo I will take away everything from you until you are reduced to a smoldering ruin of what you once was, mark my words bitch."

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Daisies are red, OH SHIT! MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!!!

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mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

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A kid walks into a bar He gets kicked out

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How is a woman like a condom? They are not. A woman is a human being and a condom is a man-made rubber object used as contraception in sexual intercourse

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A blonde walks into a bar. She enjoys a refreshing, cold beverage with friends before returning home to sleep ahead of another day of hard work as a scientist.

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Q: What's white and sticky? A: Glue.

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Where did Suzy go after the explosion? - Everywhere.

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Did you hear about the Australian man who was jumped by a gang of Americans with knifes? He had his cash and possessions stolen from him, and had to spend two weeks in hospital due to stab wounds.

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Why did the girl trip in the middle of the street? She tripped over the kid who dropped his ice cream because he got hit by a bus.

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Q. Whats brown and sticky? A. Poo

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why did the chicken cross the road? I never got to ask it got hit by a car.

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What do you call a black man called Jermaine? Jermaine!

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You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

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A cow went into a meadow and ate some grass. Some time later he wandered off.

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Anti Joke

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