- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is the ground wet It rained

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

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What's the difference between the son of a prostitute and Luke Skywalker? Luke knew who his father was.

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

"I want a boyfriend for these cold winter nights" ... Shut up you slut go buy a blanket.

What do you get when you cross a lawn mower and a rabbit? A dead rabbit...

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm going to murder you Did you look behind you?

What is the difference between a fridge? I'm sorry, I have a severe mental disability and telling jokes is not... F'tang F'tang Zoop Pong Wii!

Three guys walk into a bar. The four man hastily ducks, grabs his phone and calls the local paramedic.

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck its dick.

Q. Whats red and smells like blue paint? A. Wheres my tractor?

Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

A black man is escorted into a prison. He's the new warden, and he's been shown to his office.

Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

A man walks into a bar. His crippling alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

A drunkard walked into a bar, and up to the bartender. He proceeded to the until he **. I proceeded to break down in immense frustration over censorship.

Wife: "I suggest you check properly next time you lose your keys so that you find them quicker" Husband: "I suggest that next time I sit down and have a beer while I wait for Doc Martin and his time machine to give my keys back.

what happened to the man who fell off the boat? He died!

where does al queda go on a business trip the twin towers

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