Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem about Red rosses and blue violets

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What's going to happen you? Your going to die just like everyone else in the world. Don't laugh, it's not funny

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Betty White's wrinkly ass skin.

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Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

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Why did the little girl only walk half way across the street She fell into a man hole and died

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How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

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Q: What's worse? Inhaling fly spray or deodorant? A: The Holocaust

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She Explored My Body, Licked, Sucked, Swallowed! When Satisfied, She Left! . . . . Damn Mosquito!!!

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This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

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Why didn't Jacob marry Bella from Twilight? You have to be real to marry someone

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What did the physicist say when he got his penis stuck in a test tube? Ah jeesh! I got my penis stuck in a test tube.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a school bus and died.

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What do a raven and a writing desk have in common? I have no idea.

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what do you call a girl with a pumpkin spice coffee in her hands? Jenifer

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Yo' Mommas so poor, She has to ask close family friends and relatives for money so she can feed you.

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what's the only thing funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? The look on the mom's face.

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What do you call a blonde driving the wrong way down the freeway? Well that depends on what her parents named her, or whether she happens to have a nickname of sorts.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because the amount of times people reused this joke on this site made her so annoyed much she wanted to hurt herself.

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A guy walked into a bar a hundred years ago and but a pint of whiskey. He is dead now.?

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Whats 1 foot long and went in and out of my girlfriend? Our new baby

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A lion and a cheetah raced each other and the cheetah won Lion: "man you're a cheetah!" Cheetah: "no you're lion!" Then the cheetah tears off the lions head and feeds it to their babies

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Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." Then there is silence and a gun shot is heard. Back on the phone the guy says "I shot in the air and my friend heard it and moved. I think he's still alive." The operator says "Good that means he's still breathing and he's not dead."

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whats long, fat, and people love it in their mouth? blunts.

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who needs to get a different hairstyle to his boyo? josh roberts

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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