- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had stage 4 skin cancer.

How did Helen Keller burn the side of her face? She didn't use enough sunscreen.

Roses are red Violets are violet the last time i saw this poem i couldn't rhyme no more

Why did the blonde cross the road? To get to the Public University where she worked as a Ph.D associate professor of linguistics.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong WALKS on the moon. Michael Jackson rapes little boys

Your mama is so white she helped pay for your education because she wants you to have the best opportunities in life.

Why are there so many blacks in prison? The rest of this joke has been removed to avoid causing offence

it was a black guy a white guy a chinese guy a french guy an arab guy an irish guy and a juncky that was too much for a joke

why did the irishman need plastic surgery? because after the bear attack where there used to be a face there is now a gap

name one pop artist who's better than Michael Jackson that's really hard. there's so many

What's big white and can't fly? -Half of America Whats big brown and can't fly? -Crap

What do you call a kid with one leg and an eye patch? Names

What would Jesus say if he was alive today? “Nehwê tzevjânach aikâna d'bwaschmâja af b'arha.”

Q: What was the last thing to enter the bug's mind as it flew into the windshield? A: His back legs.

Are you from Africa because you sure look likes you've got Ebola

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cock in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

women's rights.

Q: What do you call a pig with wings? A: Pigs don't have wings.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They scolded her and sent her to her room.

What's worse than being hit with a falling brick? Being hit with many falling bricks. -ilikecrepes97

CJTheBEST Sticks and stones, May break my bones, Because i have osteoperosis

your mom is so stupid that she is suffering from down's syndrome, and has a shorter life expectancy than normal people.

What happend to the girl who went to school dreased ugly She took the other students advice and whent home and killed her self

What's worse than a spilled ice cream cone? 2 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 2 spilled ice cream cones? 3 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 3 spilled I've cream cones? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? 4 spilled ice cream cones.

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