a black man walks into a shop, he buys his groceries, then leaves...

Violets are blue Roses are red I stabbed you 37 times in the chest Now you're dead

why did the squrill leave his home an ax-man cut it down

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

Wanna know a secret? I didn't read or agree to the terms and services

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

why was there no toothpaste left in the toothpaste tub? someone squeezed it all in a drawer

Whats the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?? The WheelChair

What word starts with "N" and ends with "R" that you never want to call a black person? Nagger

why was the black man scared of cats ? Because a gang of cats ate his family

Why was the boy sad? Because his pet bird couldn't fly. Why couldn't the bird fly? Because it was dead.

Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... The FedEx man leaves, realizing that no one was home, and continues on with his job.

Burrinbar Smells like incest anal sex!

Whats worse than a dead baby? Two dead babys.

Why did John get hard? He froze to death

Why couldn't Jimmy breathe? He had a knife in his throat!

" Want to hear a good anti-joke?! " " Sure! " " Me too. "

What's better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Why didn't the blond cry at her child's funeral? She died, too. It was a terrible accident.

why did the man shave his balls cause they were unnecessarily hairy

Knock knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave was beginning to get very scared of his best friend at this time, so he ran away panicking.

What did Mary say to Vishnikharmut? You're name is weird. What did Vishnikharmut say to Mary? Your grammar is incorrect.

What's red and bad for your teeth A brick

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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