- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If dogs hate cats and cats hate mice, than what do mice hate? Themselves.

Why is Coldplay really big in Japan? They're tall guys.

why was the cream sad? he was frozen and turned into a popular dessert

I read a haiku. It was honestly quite good. That's basically it.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are baked until ready and then enjoyed be the person who made them.

What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

What did the world's greatest bowler say when he got a gutterball? "Spare me the irony!" Get it? It's because he's made of metal.

What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

how do u stop a cat from peeing on the floor? Kill it... haha

A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

People are like trees. When hit multiple times with an ax they fall down.

What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

Women outside of the kitchen.

a black man walks out of popeyes

A man goes in to a town on Friday, stays there for 3 days, and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? He's lying,

How long did it take the man to swim the Atlantic? I don't know. Everybody stopped counting after a while and went on with their lives. His body was never found.

Why couldn't the T-Rex give anyone a high five? Cuz he's dead.

Nobody cares maddie!

Q: How many hair styles do celebreties induce annualy? A: I have no clue but I'm pretty sure that's a midget defacing your house!

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