Q: Are their Jews in Hell? A: No, because Hitlers there

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Beacause the destination he was trying to reach was across this road Notice how he tried This is because he got hit by a car but know one cares for him

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There is a tree. its still there. your still reading this, i dont know why, ok im getting sick of writing something that isnt even funny

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A dog walks up to a puddle of pee and he starts to smell it

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Who is Jim Wonderbread? A whorrible person

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whats worse than 4 dead monkeys? everything! dead monkeys are awesome

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What do you call a person who kills a black? A black man

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Little Jimmy's mommy loved to see the smile on her only son's face as he ate her homemade cookies. Due to lack of medical knowledge at the time, Little Jimmy contracted diabetes and died before he turned 30. Unmarried and childless, he was diligently working on his doctorate thesis on Astrophysics. His death marked the end of his family line.

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What do you call a duck playing a trombone? Hallucinations

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Roses are red, My name is Dan, I have a gun, get in the van

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a retarded failure

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your mom is so fat, she stepped on the scale and said, "I really need to eat better and I'm thinking about getting a gym membership." She did so, and she lost so much weight that all her friends congratulated her everywhere she went, and some didn't even recognize her.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Oh my gosh a talking muffin.

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How do you beat a black in sports. "shot him when the game starts"

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A muslim man with a long beard and wearing a turban and robe boards an aircraft with a large suitcase. The plane later arrives at its destination a few minutes past the estimated arrival time due to bad weather.

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Q: How did the black guy die? A: After a long battle with a terrible case of pneumonia he struggled to breath and died a slow and peaceful death... R.I.P. Dad

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What do you say to Jews at a synagogue? Hitler is coming

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yo momma so fat that she needs to lose weight

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my parents let me say words that start with sh and end in it. shit what else could it be

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A jew walks into a bar and asked for 5 shots the bartender replies to him "did you and your wife have a fight" "yeah now shes atheist"

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Son come here OK daddy Daddy what are you doing DADDY NO! DADDY NO!

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What's sad about a guy jumping off a cliff? The cliff.

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A man sits down to dinner with his wife And she notifies him that their 8 year old son just died

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With all due respect, I do underestimate myself, there is not a single person I know that has not told me that, but if I wanted to, I would not even had to make the effort to have you removed, hell I had to pull favors and owe people things in order to keep you safe. I could have said the rest of you, but had I not known you, had you not been one of my co-workers back then, I would not have gone to the extremes that i did, you are beautiful, but what does that have to do with anything? Do you think that if I did not know you I would go "that one is sexy, release her?" Even if I did, I do not have authority, I work for them.

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Anti Joke

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