- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

what did the little boy say to his sibling? dat not funny!

Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

An African American walks into a bar. The bar tender is a racist, so he asks the African American gentleman to leave.

What did the Religious Education teacher teach on National Science Day? Religion, because that is the teacher's job.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

Why did the airplane crash into the ocean? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

A termite walks intio a bar, looks the lovely timber bar up and down, and wonders out loud..."where's the bar tender?"

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

Why did the janitor commit suicide? He was sick of people's shit.

What would you call a two-foot Irishman named Max? Max.

What did hitler say to the jews? Die.

An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Clause? Tiger Woods is a well-known golfer and Santa Clause is a mythical man who delivers presents to young children.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??