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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the little boy say when he was asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says: "I forgot to store nuts for winter, now i am dead."

What did the lawyer name his daughter? Nothing. The lawyer is sterile and can never have children.

What is black and burns really well? charcoal.

There were a dog and a cat in a family house. The dog turned to the cat and said .. nothing because a dog can not speech the human language.

What's long and black The unemployment line

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Me Me, who? -You -You? but I thought you were me. - I am you, you're looking in the mirror, asshole. - No, sir i'm sorry you have the wrong house. Asshole doesn't live here.

What's big, purple, and smells like children? Barney

woman's rights

there's a worm in my lime at least it doesn't have scurvy

Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

Josh Groban, John Mayer, Ben Folds and Nick Cave are at an underground club that specialises in lithuanian folk music and siberian vodka. end of story

Q: What do you call a black man's car being egged? A: A Hate Crime

What did the T-Rex say to the chicken? Nothing. First of all because the Tyrannousaurus Rex has been extinct for over 65 million years and secondly because Tyrannousaurus Rex's and chickens are both animals of lower intelligence so they cannot talk to one another.

What's the difference between me and an animal? I'm human

What do you call a black elephant? An elephant.

Why is it easy to steal candy from a baby? Because the baby is smaller, weaker and would not pose any threat.

what is black and green and rainy all over? the democratic republic of congo

What does a Cuban do when he gets a flat tire? He pulls over and replaces it.

A woman has sex with an Asian man, then a white man, and then a black man. She chooses to be in a relationship with the black man because he is prepared for the responsibilities of a relationship and the other two men, though both are well endowed, are not ready.

Q. What do cows and grass have in common? A. They both moo, except for grass ????????????

why was the little boy crying? he was at his mother's funeral.

knock knock whos there? police police who? police your house is on fire and your kid just died from broncitisand i just farted and u get a tickit because u answered the door naked

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