What does "Ford" stand for? Nothing. It's the name of the company founder, not an acronym.

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Where did Little Johnny go when the bomb hit? Everywhere.

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What did the dog say to the other dog? Woof.

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What did the girl get with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

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What do you call a mailman who doesn't deliver mail? Unemployed

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How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe Coolhsoj

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A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

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George Washington, a priest, a nazi and a jew are on a plane that's going to crash. There is only one parachute. George Washington says "For my country" and jumps off without a parachute. The priest says "For God" and jumps off without a parachute. The nazi says "For Hitler" and pushes the jew off and takes the parachute.

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Whats worse than failing an English test? finding out your now exgirlfriend has aids.

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A man walks into a bar. He was the barman. [L]

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Whose there? Obviously not Suzie.

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What's brown,green got four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill you? A snooker table.

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Wat did the man say to the other man when they were alone. We dont know. They were alone.

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Why did little Timmy fall off his bike? His pace maker failed.

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So, what happens when Germany attacks France? France proceeds to slaughter the attackers mercilessly, as it was during the Feudal Ages, a time when France was Europe's superpower.

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Why did the black man go to jail? He stole some rice.

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How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You take a survey of all citizens that live in the country of Mexico, find the wealth of each individual person, and whoever has the most money is the richest person in Mexico.

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A white guy, a black guy, an asian guy, an indian sit together. Canada

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What starts with P and ends in ORN Popcorn!

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What do you get when you cross Dracula and a snowman. Probably a little startled from the man's Dracula costume and a little chilly because the weather is cold enough to support a snowman.

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Why was the Jewish holocaust bad? Because it's joke always end up on anti-jokes and millions of Jewish people where murdered in it.

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the sky is green no it is not

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Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

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If Hellen Keller could meet Obama, what would she say? Nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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