- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do when you find a black guy bleeding on your porch? You should call an ambulance! This man is hurt!

What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

What did Justin beiber get for Christmas? A dildo.

What's funnier than a Laffy Taffy joke? Almost anything.

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

Why didn't the black man go to work? He had to attend his sister's funeral, who just recently passed away after her long hard battle with breast cancer.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What do Barbra Streisand and Danny Glover have in common? Nothing.

Roses are red..... violets are blue...... I have a gun get in the van

what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

What happens when two Mexicans walk up to blonde and a red head sitting in car? The Mexicans attempt to smash the windshield with crowbars because they have issues with anger. The redhead turns on the car and reverses safely.

A black man and a mexican jump off a building at the same time, who lands first? Who cares?

What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

Wait! hundred billions!

I took your mother out for a classy steak dinner. I decided not to call her agian because we weren't very compatible and the conversation was very superficial.

That made no sense... Did you just call me sugartits Nero? Dont you have a wife?

knock knock... ...no answer

If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

-funny? women have rights -funnier? civil rights

One morning a guilty man reluctantly told his wife he was having an affair. After a long awkward silence they were then abducted by aliens.

Badabing.

Those that want what is best for me, shall listen to me and do only whatever I want. Those that want ONLY what is best for me, underestimate me greatly. You who stand in the way if my will, claiming you want what is best for me, better move aside.

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