- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the All-black Basketball team disqualified? Because they all died in a hotel fire.

What did the child say after the priest touched him? Thank you for the ashes Father, have a blessed Lenten season.

Why was the blonde so dumb? She had a severe case of dyslexia, which made it difficult to study.

knock knock whos there I AM YOUR MOTHER!!!!

A man walks into a bar. He I then taken to the hospital for a major head injury.

What do you call a midget mixed with a T. rex? Dinosaurs are dead and this is a highly un probable situation. Therefore, I do not know.

What did the Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know. I can't speak Chinese.

theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, It's none of my business.

so a baby seal walks into a club, the bouner immedietly kicks the seal out because it is too young to be in a club and also.....itsa seal

whats worse than a worm in your apple? the Holocaust

What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

Why did the police officer pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

How do you know when an elephant is in your refrigerator Theres printson the cheese cakes

How do you fit an elephant inside your car?: Starve it to death, then chop it in pieces.

(PC) Why aren't regular jokes as good as anti-jokes? Because they are worse than anti-jokes.

Q. What do you call a person with no arms, legs, torso, or head? A. A mutilated corpse.

What's worse then a worm in your apple? When your apples a human

What do you get when you cross a Zebra with a Sheep? Hounded by a religious group for playing God.

Why did the overweight black man wake up & then not get out of bed? He was paraplegic.

why did the man reverse time? because his girlfriend died,also this man was super

What's worse than getting pulled over by the police? getting pulled over and getting a bloody tampon stuck to your forehead.

Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

A gay man walks down a street before being stabbed to death by a homophobe.

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