- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are blue violets are red dont judge me

Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michelangelo.

whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Gingers

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

What do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with a kickline

My uncle got hit by a truck, what was the last thing to go through his mind? The drive shaft.

Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

Knock Knock. Hello Frank! How'd you know it was me? There is a window next to the door.

What you call it when 8 goes over 4? An improper fraction.

How many inches of snow are there when the fireplace burns for 10 minutes? Red chickens

Why did sally drop her drink? Because she was hit by a bus. Knock Knock. "whos there?" Not sally.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Why are you asking me this question? That's awful and you should be ashamed of yourself.

roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

A man walks into a store with a faulty washing machine. He provides a valid guarantee receipt at the customer service desk and it is replaced without an issue

why was six afraid of seven? it's a long story, and six doesn't want to talk about it.

James walks into a room he then leaves as the room is full of hot women but he does not find them attractive as he has a girlfriend and is also bisexual.

Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The driver was a loaf of bread

A man went skydiving and tragically died.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind, not to mention deaf and mute.

Why did Doris need a hip replacement Because she fell down the stairs

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