- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Grizzly bear refrain from attacking the hiker? It didn't. The hiker was torn to shreds within minutes.

I was there when Lebron James hit a home run to win the Super Bowl.

If i had 100 dollars for every time a black president was assainted i would have 100 dollars in 4 months and six days.

whats black white and red all over an abused child

Want to hear a joke? Too bad.

Person 1 - Did you know there is only evidents of killer whales killing in captivity Person 2 - tell that to my uncle Pete... He's deaf

What did Stephen Hawking say after he scaled Mount Everest? Yay!

How come the man could read the directions? Because it was right side up.

Stop reading these anti-jokes and go study for your externals!

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, FUCK, MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

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Why did the guy lose the race? Because he had explosive diarrhea

What do you get when you cross a lion and a tiger? A Ligor.

What's worst than being stung by a bee? being stung by two bees. what's worst than that? The Holocaust. What's worst than that? being stung by three bees.

What did Yoda say to Darth Vader? The only time the two had talked Darth Vader was still Anakin therefor, he said nothing.

What do u call something that's sticky and in a stick form? A glue stick :)

Why did the alcoholic stumble into a bar? Because he was bleeding profusely and was desperately seeking a telephone to contact the nearest hospital.

What happened after Will Ferrell took a dump? He wiped his ass and flushed.

an islamic man with a strange bag walk into thr airport. he is probably heading toward his flight like any other person.

Try this on some random person on the street... You: "Excuse me sir, do you know how to get to Farnsworth Street?" Man: "Sorry, no" You: "OK, you go straight ahead, then turn left on the second street. Continue about 200 feet, then......"

** * * ** * * ? I bet you wish you could read that joke. It was ** hilarious.

Why are kids with Aspergers Syndrome always banned from Mcdonalds? Let me repeat that: Ass Burgers.

what's worse than falling and scraping your knee? living within a 10 mile radius of a Japanese nuclear reactor

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