- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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mary poppins' handbag is full of dick

Why didn't the 12-year old boy eat his birthday cake? He has diabetes and would likely die from the increased spike in insulin.

a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

What do you call a truck full of dead babies? Not enough.

Barney is a pedophile Loves dino molestation Stuck a dildo in his ass And died of constipation

Q. Where do all funny jokes come from? A. The people who made them up

what is big, white, and can't climb a tree? a fridge

Why didn't Suzie ride her bike? Suzie's mother aborded her. She was never born.

Your mom is so stupid that she was unable to make it into the college of her choice.

What has 2 legs and smells like fish A fish with 2 legs

what can keep u alive for many years- -not being shot

A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

My mind is like full of holes so I cannot remember where I am anymore, and I am tired in addition, but say, what the hell is a tussle? Sounds cute, but what is that?

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call him he isn't coming anyway!!!!

I'm on the Seafood Diet. I eat seafood to replace fatty red meats, in conjunction with fruit and vegetables.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

Once upon a time there was a man exercising, he pulled a muscle and had to have his heart removed. In other words, don't exercise. The end.

Your mother is so fat, that making fun if her is a terrible thing to do.

whats bad about being black and jewish they have to sit in the back of the oven

In soviet russia, child molests you! Unfortunately true

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

knock knock who's there? banana well that's an odd name. banana then began to break down in tears because his parents were constant drug abusers and gave him that name while they were high

How do you find a true idiot jump in the road when the light is green.

A life-sized cardboard cut out of Justin Bieber was in a contest with a cut out of Liam Neeson. It was stiff competition.

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