did you hear about the fly on the toilet? i heard he got pissed off!

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It takes a minute to know somebody, an hour to fall in love, but a lifetime to forget. Once, my mom forgot me at Disney World.

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Knock Knock. In about 10 seconds you'll be trespassing on my property, I suggest you leave immediately. Your suppose to say who's there.

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Ask me if im a truck. Are you a truck? Yes.

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Looks like you are having a TUFF time recovering from the game.....lol.....

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Did you hear the one about the pizza and the salamander? Neither did I.

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why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

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What's the difference between Republicans and Democrats? There is a series of boxes which one can choose to check on a ballot, officially registering an individual with a certain party. Available parties include the Green Party, The American Communist Party, The Republican Party, and the Democratic Party among others. Republicans choose to check the Republican box, Democrats choose to check the Democrat box. Also Republicans are closet homosexuals and Democrats are terrorists.

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Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

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A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

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What happened to the lady? She queefed.

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All your facts check out, so I sent a little search team to find someone selling us out, it turns that they are after the leader of "The order" and "The king`s throne", so unless you got some small sub-department going on, point zero is in danger, ill explain everything once this is over.

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How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

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Q: What's funnier than rape? A: Many things such as murder or nuclear warfare.

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You know what makes me sick? Bacteria

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Why did the black basketball team beat the white basketball team? They practiced more

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The Lord said to John: "Go forth and receive eternal life" But John went fifth... So he won a toaster

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What do you call a purple apple? Bruised.

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Q.Why did Bruno Mars marry the blond? A.Because it was a beautiful night and he was looking for something DUMB to do.

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What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

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What is the difference between a pile of baby's and a new jeep? I don't have a brand new jeep in my garage.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the house. knock knock. who's there? the chicken!

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What's black and Has 8 legs? Gang Rape.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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