- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man walks into a bar full of white people. And then... He orders his drink.

What do apples and black men both have in common? They are both people except for the apple

Why did the man kill himself? Because he had a gun

Try this on some random person on the street... You: "Excuse me sir, do you know how to get to Farnsworth Street?" Man: "Sorry, no" You: "OK, you go straight ahead, then turn left on the second street. Continue about 200 feet, then......"

Why are kids with Aspergers Syndrome always banned from Mcdonalds? Let me repeat that: Ass Burgers.

theres a taco and a blonde...who eats who? the blonde eats the taco.

Why did the bus crash? Because the bus driver was a potato.

My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

Q:what did the 14 year old girl from Tennessee say to her dad when she lost her virginity? A: Get off of me

Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

A one legged man walks into a bar and falls down.

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

why was little timmys mother so upset on mothers day? Because he had been abducted earlier that week

Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

Why did the girl fall off the swingset? Because she got hit by a refridgerator.

Why does everybody hates Justin Bieber? Just leave that girl alone!

What do you call a bunch of white men sitting on a bench? The NBA.

how do you kill a baby? introduce it to alice cooper

Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? 15 minutes in the oven.

So a boy walks into a bar. He broke his arm and now is severly crippled

Your mother's so fat she occupies more space than a thin person does and is more likely to bump into environmental objects.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead... Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey... Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game...

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