whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? - The boy scout comes home from camp.

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Three penguins sitting in a tub. The first penguin says to the third penguin, "Hey would you pass the soap?" The penguin in the middle says, "What do you think I am a typewriter?"

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Why was six afraid of seven? Six wasn't. He listens in on women's self defense classes and can deliver a kick to the crotch so hard that it will create for you a new vagina.

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Why did the boy fart on his sister? Because he was sitting on her, and happened to pass gas.

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Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

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What is red and smells like blue paint? Read paint.

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What do a Nazi and a Democrat have in common? They are both members of a highly supported political faction.

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What did the one midget say to the other midget? We r both small

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A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

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how many people does it take to change a light bulb....... none..................its stilll bright

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

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Did you hear about the three black guys who got run over by a car? No? Neither did Ray Charles!

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Why did Sarah fall of the swing? Because she was very careless and swung too high.

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What do you call a man with an arrow to the knee? An ambulance because he's got a serious leg injury right there.

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roses are gray, violets are grayer, f*ck this poem and listen to the slayer.

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what did the leprosy survivor get for christmas a amputation

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What is worse than a badly told joke? A badly told Anti-joke.

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Two elephants were in a bathtub. One elephant asks the other "pass the soap?" The other elephant passes him the soap and they continue with their bath.

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how do you get a cat out of a tree? shoot it

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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What do you call a poor man on the side of the rode asking for money? A poor man on the side of the rode asking for money.

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Why did the black man cross the road? To escape from his owner.

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Why did the man commit suicide? He was depressed.

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Why are black people afraid of lawn mowers? Because whenever you start it, it says run nigga nigga.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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