Why did you chicken cross the road? C u n t.

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Whats the similarity between a bike and a black person? They are both stolen

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side XD

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FUCK YOU

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PENIS lol

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So a clown walks up to you and asks, "What'll always STICK with you? The violent disposition of humanity."

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DEAD ON KANE ITS BEEN ALL YOU ABD CAOIMHIN

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There is a terrorist attack. Muslims are blamed for it.

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Knock knock Who's there? Knock Knock I said who's there? My name is Knock Knock Oh hi Knock Knock, come in

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a man walks into a bar, when he leaves he thinks he can hold his liquor and kills a mother and two children attempting to drive home.

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what did the cat say to the dog? I turded out my crap hole

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Of course, you have always found more joy in seeing others happy, that pursuing your own happiness.

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It was a chilly saturday afternoon coles's brother asked cole to baby sit cole said yes and when his brother left cole proceeded to give it to his niece in the ass. Little did cole know he said his little niece on fire that was the end of his little nieces life.

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Roses r red, Violets r blue, u think id eva cry ova u?? I told u i luvd u, n u believed it true... Well guess wat baby? U got played 2 B)

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why was there a fish in a fish tank ? because if it wasnt it would die

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what do you call a black man falling off a cliff holy shit

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She was too tired and was afraid that if she got behind the wheel it might cause her to fall asleep at the wheel which would result in an accident.

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what did one waiter say to the other? were waiters.

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dallen loves penis

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Guess what?..... I once saw a black man who had a job that wasnt on work release........

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what did I say to myself nothing because its very weird to talk to your self

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knock knock? who's there? ivan ivan who? ivan. i want you to apologize for tooking their jobs the other day i said ivan who? i dont have a middle or last name

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my parents let me say words that start with sh and end in it. shit what else could it be

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Hi my names Sarah and I love baby's. I don't think I could eat a whole one though

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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