roses are refds violet are xaflj;k it sucks having turretts syndroewe

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Jo Brand no longer looks like a ball sack draped over a football.

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Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? A cannibal. What? You are about to die and be eaten. Asshole! i will murder you first!

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what does this mean: qiwiw98373jeu7e nothing significant, just shows the results of a mentaly disable student

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What did the asian boy's parents say when he came home with a report full of b-pluses? "You did well, but try harder next time."

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Why did the father and his son drop their cola? Because a meteor hit and killed all life on Planet Earth.

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a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

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Gods like Santa one day you'll get to the age of reason and see how dumb you were

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Two fish are swimming and hit a concrete wall...dam

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A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

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How do you cheat your friend up Throw a BRIC at her face.

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Why was the boy afraid? Because he had just seen his dog get ran over by a tractor

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What did the litlle boy get for christmas? The toy which he could only dream about. His father got cancer.

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What do you get when you put a woman in a room with 4 guys? She gets Gang Banged.

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What's the difference between an ant and a dinosaur? They are both birds, apart from the ant and the dinosaur

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Shut up, I already got that before you said it, typed it, whatever I do not give a fuck, I want the last word because, reasons of millions. I love you Nero come visit me sometime, wait ill come visit you, yes yes, but now shut up, I want the last word, because I made myself your bitch! You know its not what I mean the other way but then around again, I think, you are my I made myself your bitch, no wait, keep reading, you are, my bitch master..., pretty please let me have the last word? Never fucking mind! Have the last word, I surrender, I totally surrender I want my nose back XD.

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I met a muslim girl the other day Shes the bomb

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What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

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What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

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3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

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Why was Jacob not allowed to play sports? He fell down in the middle off the street and got ran over 50 times and could never do anything again.

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how long does it take chuck norris to watch a 24 hour video 24 hours

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