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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when two black men walk into a bar? A few salesmen celebrating their recent pay raise.

What do you do when life gives you lemons? You eat them.

What do call a man with a daranged wife? Married

Two guys walk into a bar, but the third guy is a duck.

Why did the man lose the spelling bee? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

my boloney has a first name its OSCAR, my boloney has a last name its MEYER.. now bend over son while i shove my boloney in ur butt!

Who does creatine? James Cornish

Tim is a bald headed prick with an annoying voice and he looks like a clean shaven Walter White if he was on the same drugs that he was making and he looks like he smokes too much because the wrinkles on his forehead look like lips.

What's worse than tripping over your shoelace? Watching your mother get her tits cut off with a chainsaw then getting ripped apart and eaten alive by cannibals

Why did George Bush climb the Statue of Liberty? I'm not sure, as this incident is not covered in any of the myriad books written about his administration.

Are you thinking Arby's? No. My grandmother died of tuberculosis and it's troubling me.

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a dinosaur? You can't. Dinosaurs are extinct.

tea with milk?

What are the first three words in a Mexican Cook Book? Steal a chicken.

how many baby's does it take to paint a wall?? depends how hard u throw them

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, and they don't have to be blonde, anyone can screw in a light bulb.

what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

What was Hellen Keller's dogs name? dhfgbvskjne How did Hellen Keller's dog die? Natural causes.

What did the blonde say when she saw a tan button on her calculator? That must mean tangent.

Guess what my dad got me for my birthday? NOTHING, he left my mom and I when I was a baby.

What do democrats and fire have in common? They both do damage

What sound does a dog make? WOOF What sound does a cat make? MEOW What sound does a giraffe make? ...

Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

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