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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did Moses make his tea? He steeped the tea leaves for around 5 minutes in hot water.

Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a bus and didn't know! The funeral was touching and sad. Everyone cried. 2 weeks later..........Johnson ended his own life.......

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

Yo mamma's so fat that the gravity required to keep her on the ground is significantly smaller than an average sized human.

Q. What did the father say to his son? A. Nothing, he just hit him with his belt. His wife tried to intervene, but she too was hit by said belt.

How do you kill a dwarf? You put rope around his neck and attach the other end to a concrete slab. Proceed to then through him in the ocean.

What do a Jew and a whale have in common? They're both Jewish. Except the whale.

Why did Sarah fall of the swing... She had no arms. Knock knock, who's there... Not Sarah. Face Face, who's there... Probably Sarah.

whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

What's black, white, and red all over? An African American and Caucasian man painting a house with red paint and accidentally spilling some on themselves

why did the kid sit alone at lunch? he had no friends

a man walks into a bad part of town he is shot 13 times and dies.

Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

If life throws you lemons, get under some shelter so you don't get pelted by flying fruit and worry about making lemonade later.

Roses are niggas Violets are niggas I'm lil Wayne niggas rhymes with niggas

what did the history teacher say to his class? Get your books out.

How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

What did one lawyer say to the other? Your son's coming to my son's birthday party, right?

A horse enters a bar. The bartender looks at the horse and says "Why the harness?"

Yo momma is so stupid that she walked off a cliff.

What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red shirt.

How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

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