Yo mommas teeth are so yellow that.....I reccomend she see a dentist.

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what ddo you call someone that has a small dick benjamin

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What's the difference between an iPhone and a Samsung Galaxy? Google it, there are many differences.

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What do you call most people over 50 who aren't married. Divorced

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How do you put an elephant in a refridgerator? Go to your local zoo with a shotgun, shoot to kill, load elephant in Uhaul, drive home, remove elephant from Uhaul, sharpen your ax, put on mask to pevent excessive blood on face, begin to chop elephant into small chunks, put the chunks into ziplock bags, call a friend to help you move bags into refridgerator, and move bags into refridgerator. Once all the bags are in the refridgerator, dismiss your friend, get in car, and drive to mexico because killing an elephant is not legal and the police will be there soon. Now as for the giraffe...

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A man once went duck pin bowling, 5 years later he died of leukemia.

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A blonde, a redhead and a brunette were on an island. There were loads of other people too - the UK is a pretty popular place to live.

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What does AIDS smell like? AIDS has no smell. AIDS is a diease contracted though sexual contact with another being with the diease. It greatly increases the risk of infections and malignancy. Although AIDS has no smell, in the final stages large sores develope on the surface of the skin. This means you are going to die. Thus, HIV/AIDS has no smell.

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Cancer.

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So a horse walks into a bar. The rancher immediately contacted medical help, and with a little teamwork, the horse was treated and revived.

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why did the man leave his house during a state of emergency? he didnt

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I found out I had asthma earlier today. I was breathless.

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What do you call someone that blows up a plane? Nothing you were on that plane

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An Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar... However, it's really busy, so they leave and go to a different bar.

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whdid the cop say to the robber as he ran out of the bakery? I caught you bread handed

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What did one alligator say to the other alligator? Ear

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Q: Why did the dog bark? A: it cant talk.

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whats purple and not a rapist barney, I lied about the rapist part

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7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,8

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Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by two giant black scorpions.

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How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

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Why did the Polish man cross the road? Because the doctors was across the road, and he had a doctor appointment in five minutes time.

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What did the Muslim receive for Christmas? Nothing. Muslims don't celebrate Christmas.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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