A hindu and a muslim walk into a bar. They start arguing over their different fundamental religious beliefs and then considering it is an american bar, an american christian extremist quickly shoots them both for being " from that part of the world"

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Why did the white girl lose the race? The girl that she was beating was black and her boy shot her. Therefore the black girl won.

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Wath black poeple eat for christmas your food.

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Where did Suzie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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I love pissing people off :P

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What is more difficult than trying to get blood from a stone? Trying to teach it Japanese in the process. [L]

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What do Michael Jordan and LeBron James have in common? They both have won NBA championships...except for Lebron.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

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How can a man go 8 days without sleeping? Sleep at night.

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"is it just me or is it getting really hot in here?" "the house is on fire and we are locked in"

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How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

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What did the farmer say to the duck? I don't know, but the duck doesn't give a f.....

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What human can fly without holding any thing (exept cloths i dont like inapropeate jokes i dont know it a very intresting quesiton

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What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You'd run away too if someone left the gate open and you happened to be a dog.

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What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

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Why can't kids do drugs in school? Because it's against the rules.

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Where did Sally go when the bomb hit her? Everywhere

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Whats funnier than a black man? A black president

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Ok is 25 really funnier than 24 because i think 8008 or 5318008 are way funnire tahn 24 or 35 just saying

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What's worse than finding out your friend is gay? Being gang-raped.

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How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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