- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call one black man surrounded by ten white men.... A story teller

What do you call a chicken with no feathers, no guts, and no head? Fried chicken

Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

Q. What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? A. I don't were cleats when I jump on my trampoline.

Whats funny about a guy with no legs? I bought him a wheelchair.

Why did the hobo break both of his arms? He didn't like them.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead.

Roses are bitches Violets are two, your mother is a bigger bitch then both

What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

Instructions to make origami. 1.) Staple bagels to face 2.) Ask someone else to do it. 3.) Hang yourself because you are too stupid to figure it out yourself

How do you save stop your soulmate from dying of cancer? Shoot them on the head.

Why didn't Jacob marry Bella from Twilight? You have to be real to marry someone

what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

Did you know that if you say "gullible" slowy, it still sounds like you're saying "gullible."

why did the other chicken cross the road peer pressure

Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow

Angus is so Scottish he wears a kilt when it is socially appropriate.

Q: What did the guy say to the apple? A: suck me off

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Sex with helen keller.

Why are all the dinosaurs extinct? Because you touch yourself at night,

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