- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There once was a man from Madrass Whose balls were made out of brass This was incredibly uncomfortable and embarrassing for him. It also affected his sexual potency and rendered him infertile, Which drastically affected his ability to enter and sustain relationships with women.

How do you stop a friendly bear from bouncing up and down on your front lawn? Shoot it in the neck.

Q.How do you scare an emo?? A.Run after them with plasters

How many asian children does it take for Gary Glitter to get aroused? Just one.

What did the southern uncle say to his nephew when he woke up? Good morning, son.

What did the amputee get for chritmas? A bicycle

An English man, a German man and a Canadian man stood on the edge of a cliff. The English and German both jump off. What happens then? The Canadian says "they were serious?!" and runs away to fake his death and live the rest of his life as Frank Brown.

A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink. The bartender gives him a drink. The man walks out of the bar. He drives home and slaps his wife. Alcohol is destroying his marriage.

An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

Why was the blonde fired from her job at the M&M's factory? Her Masters Degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the position she had.

Q. How many blonds do you know? A. I don't know any blonds, but are you perhaps talking about blondes? Because if so, I still don't know any.

Q: Why did the boy fall off his bicycle? A: Because someone threw a fridge at him.

Honey, it really is such a tragedy that my sense of sight doesn't function properly. I've missed out on many beautiful things in my lifetime.

knock knock who's there greg greg who greg is crying because his grandma dementia made her forgot all about him

Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

Whats funnier than watching the kid next to you on the computer? Nothing because he is still trying to figure out that i unplugged his mouse!

How are baseball and the holocaust similar? They're both games, except for the holocaust

Why was Ethan talking to the potato? Because he is stupid.

What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? . . . . . . . Roberto

Why did the chicken cross the road?? So he could tell me to tell this joke to everybody and therefore prevent the universe from exploding

Who is a pussy ass bitch and is and has a chode? - Jeff Misner

What will ur wife say when she finds you in bed with a hore-s.

what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

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