- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the failing slut get an A -she studied really hard

What is a mean thing to say to Stephen Hawking? Please take a seat.

What's small, black and at the top of a burning building? Oh shit - I forgot my baby

What's worst than getting hit by a car. -Getting hit by a truck.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

A guy asks, "Why was my mom in your bed?" The other guy replies, "Because your mom has a mental disease which inhibits her ability to process thought."

knock knock. who's there? Kony. Kony who? Kony says:" Uganda be abducted"

A horse walks into a barn.. The farmer says "why the long face?",This frightens the horse ultimately leads to the farmer getting kicked in the teeth

It's okay we all love you, except me, and everyone else.

What do a banana and helicopter have in common? Neither is a police officer

What would make African women very happy? food and healthcare for their kids, and a proper education.

Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because the The husband told her to...

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Roast Beef is a solid and Pea Soup is a liquid

Why did the old man die? He was old.

Thumbs up if u dont have aids:)

What did the black guy say when after he jumped in the pool? Wow, its kinda chilly.

This is supposed to be an anti-joke.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was a busy highway it was hit before making it to halfway.

Why did the little girl fall off of the swing set? Because she didn't have any arms.

Q: What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by 2 giant scorpions, a fridge, some potatoes and a hule bunch of worms.

Why did Emily fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Emily.

Why did the weird alien jump everywhere? You probably don't want to know. If you learned why it jumped everywhere,you probably would make fun of it. I don't know if you know this, but aliens are sensitive. If you made fun of him, you probably would create World War 3:Humans VS Aliens.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He got hit by a semi.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who is there? Not Suzie

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