- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When life throws you lemons, Throw grenades.

Why was Jacob not allowed to play sports? He fell down in the middle off the street and got ran over 50 times and could never do anything again.

I met a muslim girl the other day Shes the bomb

Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

A man was walking home when a little boy ran up to him. He said "hey mister, how do you sleep apples?" Then the man wasn't sure why he asked him so he spelled it out for him "that's easy my boy, A-P-P-L-E" the little boy said "you said pee pee!" Then he laughed and ran off

Why should you never shower with a pokemon? Pokemon is a game for children. In doing so you would greatly disturb your child who is quite fond of pokemon

Why did the clown's ballon animal pop? He was a victim in a drive by shooting.

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

What comes after 7? Pedophiles.

An old asian woman is driving down the freeway a drunk driver merges into her lane. Everyone is ok because she keeps a safe distance behind.

A guy walks into a bar- he walks out of the bar because the beer was expensive and he didn't feel like getting drunk.

What's the difference between an ant and a dinosaur? They are both birds, apart from the ant and the dinosaur

I guess calling you dear was a bit overboard for you huh? Well, just promise me you will get whatever help you need if you get ill.

why did the child kill his mother because the child gave his mom AIDS

What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

Why didnt sally throw out her lunch? Her mom had a miscarriage, she was never born.

3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

What do a Jew and a whale have in common? They're both Jewish. Except the whale.

Q. What did the father say to his son? A. Nothing, he just hit him with his belt. His wife tried to intervene, but she too was hit by said belt.

Knock knock! Who's there? ... There was no reply because the person who knocked was the mailman delivering a package, and he had a tight schedule so he couldn't stay around to chat.

whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

How do you kill a dwarf? You put rope around his neck and attach the other end to a concrete slab. Proceed to then through him in the ocean.

a man walks into a bad part of town he is shot 13 times and dies.

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