- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sarah fall of the swing... She had no arms. Knock knock, who's there... Not Sarah. Face Face, who's there... Probably Sarah.

Roses are niggas Violets are niggas I'm lil Wayne niggas rhymes with niggas

If life throws you lemons, get under some shelter so you don't get pelted by flying fruit and worry about making lemonade later.

Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

What's black, white, and red all over? An African American and Caucasian man painting a house with red paint and accidentally spilling some on themselves

what did the history teacher say to his class? Get your books out.

Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Fortunately, the bra was on display in a clothing store and was not actually being worn at the time.

How babies can you fit in a car seat? 1

Why did the pelican cross the road? The man did not reply because his mother recently died in a car accident while crossing the road. She also loved pelicans.

Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

Q: Why is Little Johnny in the hospital with a bullet wound and a broken arm? A: I shot him of his bike.

Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

Why did Schrödinger's Cat cross the road? It didn't

Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, I have amnesia.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have your test results, You have cancer.

A horse walks into a bar, and is then put down because of the injuries it sustained from the impact.

Why did Emily sit in a lonely corner? Because she just wanted to okay!

Whats SxB-Tin+Shack+b= SB FUCKING B

What do you call a black man, an asian man, and a white man walking down the street? 3 men walking down the street.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

want to hear a yo mama joke sure Your dad

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