what has two lags and red all over? :a cat in a chinies restrunt...

yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

Q. What goes 100 mph and is green? A. A frog in a blender

Q) What did one chicken say to the other? A) Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

Q: What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A: I like your shoelaces!

whats worse than a leaf in your bed? World hunger, global warming, the economy......

A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this!" The doctor replies "That because there's a knife in your hand."

Why did jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms or legs Knock knock Who's there? Not jimmy

A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

My Japanese girlfriend dumped me today...Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea

Santa and a smart blonde jump of a cliff. Who gets to the ground first? Neither, they don't exist.

Why did simran go over to maliyah and emma and andrea and alice and amanda and Every other fat ugly chicks house? Cause he cant fu*k anybody else!!!!!

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What do you call a guy named Bob hanging by a string? Plum Bob

Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

A thief walks into a bank. He has an account there and withdraws 200 bucks.

Why do all asians all look alike? Because they do.

ever tried african food? they neither

Q: Why did Susan fall off the swings? A: She had no arms Q: Why did no one help her up? A: She had no friends Q: why was she at the play ground? A: Her parents were fighting again Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susan

Why did helen keller's dog run away? He lost track of his destination and got lost.

Why did Lucy drop her ice-cream ? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who is there ? NOT LUCY !

Bill gates walked into a store and farted. It stunk up the entire place and the employees were mad. But it was their fault for not having windows.

If you throw a red stone in a blue lake what does it become? Simply a wet stone.

What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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