How many times do you have to make an ass of yourself before you look like a retard and thinking ''random'' means funny? Fuck yourself HAHAHAHAHA seriously stahp

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Three men were lost in a desert when a genie appeared and granted them each a wish. they died of dehydration shortly afterward, never realizing they were hallucinating.

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what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? A second one

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What does Steven Hawking and Justin Bieber have in common? Absolutely nothing.

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A woman asked me today if I'd ever tried crazy golf. I hadn't actually ever tried it.... So I replied "no".

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whats funny about the klu klux klan? nothing is funny at all about it because they cause pain and suffering to afircan amaricans and other ethnic groups.

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Two men were walking down the street. All of a sudden, the first man turns to the second and pulls out his hands of 4 fingers each. The second man shows his hand of 6 fingers each. What does this show about them? Together they have 20 fingers total.

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What is worse than getting shot in the leg? Getting shot in the head.

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Why did the kid get a bicycle for his birthday? Cause his father is a respectable parent who loves his child.

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How did the fat man survive the plane crash? He didn't, he died like everyone else!

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A blonde was taking a Math exam, so she brought her Asian boyfriend with her. It turns out they were going to his father's retirement party afterwards.

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what happens when you step on a bear trap? Alot of pain.

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What goes in dry and comes out wet and sticky? Bubble Gum

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why do some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because they can be extreamly delishus and satisfying to eat. Why dont some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because then we would all be too big to fit on earth.

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Where is boots, Dora asks Why the hell are you asking me when your the one who is with him.

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Why can't Bin laden drive because he's dead

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What's red, crunchy, and hard to chew. A brick.

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What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a Mustang? I don't have a Mustang in my garrage.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing hide and seek with Dennis Ferguson

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What did the Golden Retriever say when asked about the meaning of life? woof.

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how did the guy in the wheelchair cross the road he didnt he got dragged down the street cause his chair was hooked to the bus

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Whats better than 32 dead babies stapled to 1 tree? - 1 dead baby stapled to 32 trees

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Why didnt Stevie Wonder wave back at the white man? Because he's a racist.

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