A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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What's the difference between an ant and a dinosaur? They are both birds, apart from the ant and the dinosaur

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did you know hellen keller had a dog? niether did she

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Why wouldn't Leena sleep with Ole? Because she thought him to be a dumb, ugly, Scandinavian.

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what did the panda say to the poachers? please stop killing my family.

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FAMOUS DUDE:SWAG! Thank you, thank yo- HEY NO FLASH PHOTOGRAPHY, NO YOU CANT HAVE MY-KABOOM AUDIENCE: . . . YAY CLAP CLAP CLAP.

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Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? A: One is a huge, flaming, Nazi gasbag, and the other is a drug-addicted talkshow host.

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Your mum so ugly that she isn't married

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A small mexican boy saves up enough money to buy his very own skateboard. His mother is dead.

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Why was the Asian woman late for work? She was raped.

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Why did women scream loudly!? As the women was unexpectadly frightend!

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What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

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If you can fit many clowns in a car and many mexicans in a car...how many mexican clowns will fit?

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A guy walks into a Bar ........ OUCH

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A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

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What did one duck say to the other duck? Quack.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin that someone shot with red paintballs.

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I need a side cart on my motorcycle just for my diick

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Bang Bang Get the hell out of the house, it's on fire.

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he has no arms.

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Q: What did the serail rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

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why cant the blind man read brail? he has no fingers

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What did the man say ti the other man? Hi

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What is the worst joke to tell a Orphan? Knock Knock Who's there Not your parents ( Man than slams door in little girls face)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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