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A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. You think they should have ducked?

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roses are red, violets are blue, {insert name here} is f**ked up, (s)he want to have sex with you

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Justin Bieber

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Why did the Jewish man stop to pick up a quarter off the filthy street? He saw a homeless man begging on the street corner and thought that he could give him the spare change he found.

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What the difference between a black person and a piece of shit in a bucket? The bucket

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What is worse than banging your knee on the coffee table? Tripping over one of the legs and smacking your head on the floor, causing a severe concussion.

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What would you do if I jumped down your throat when you were talking? That would never happen, as it's impossible to even climb into somebody's mouth.

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Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus Knock Knock Who's there? Not Jimmy -thatcooltyguy

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What's worse then failing a math test? Your mom getting shot

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Confucius says... The superior man, when resting in safety, does not forget that danger may come. When in a state of security he does not forget the possibility of ruin. When all is orderly, he does not forget that disorder may come. Thus his person is not endangered, and his States and all their clans are preserved.

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So I'm balls deep in this 9 year old...

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

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What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped 9.

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What's scarier than a ghost? Practically anything as ghosts aren't real.

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What do you call an asian jumping off of a building? A suicide victim.

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a man was beating his wife his wife asks him to stop he says no and continues beating her

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your mom.

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Q: Whats the difference between me and a ghost? A: Ghosts arnt dolphins!

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate the chicken.

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How many kids does it take to fix a light bulb 5 1 to fix the light bulb and the others to get in the van

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Their was once a man named Bob Clemens who really wanted to have sex with an underage girl. So one day he went on an online chat site to find one. He ran into this young girl and told her all the things he wanted to do to her and she told him that she had never done anything and really wanted to try it. Bob went over to her house one day and she told him to sit down and grab some cookies while she came back. She came back and Bob gave her the roughest pounding that any human being could recieve.

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Why did the cookie shader Because someone dropped it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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