You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't rob a bank! That's a felony. ;)

Women deserve equal rights.

Just happy you are back Nero, I have no idea what a proxy is but I am at my mum`s place, is everything alright between us now?

Whats worse than a dead baby? Two dead babys.

How does your sister ride a bicycle? My sister does not have any legs.

I was having sex with thisgirl and now I'm going to be a dad. All because I didn't wear a condom

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

When birds fly south for the winter they fly in a V formation. one side is always longer than the other. why is that? Because there are more birds on that side

What can be smooth but also rough? Endoplasmic Reticulum

What is similar about Michael Jackson and Walmart? Nothing they have nothing to do with each other

Knock knock? Who's there? Why don't you answer the damn door and find out for yourself?

The Dark knight rises................. From the place he was before he rose.

What does "Fiat" stand for? "Fabbrica Italiana Automobili Torino."

Knock Knock! Who's there? The police, your father just died in a boat accident.

Help! I've fallen and I can't get up.

Why did george washington not make it to the prom? because george washington is dead

roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet and grass is green due to the fact that there is chlorophyll in it.

What did the cat say to the dog before chasing each other You have a nice looking ass

Q. Why did Obama cross the road? A. To collect taxes from the houses on the other side

How did the failing slut get an A -she studied really hard

how do you make jimmy happy you cant he's in a coma

Hi im a joke i eat turtles

What is white and shaped like a refrigerator? A refrigerator.

There are 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving? The police.

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