- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Amazonian tribesman say to the European explorer? Nothing, he was focussing on eating him.

Knock knock. Who's there? Auntie.

I know how to make a brilliant telescope out of an empty jar, some leather, a string and a brilliant telescope.

Whats old and has been alone for years. Your dead nan

What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes.

What separates man from animal? Divorce.

Why did Valter fall of the swing? Because he didn't have any arms Knock knock Whos there? Not valter

Knock knock Who's there? To To whom? No, its To Who now, since I married

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie-roll center of a tootsie-pop? zero if you bite it

What did the Ginger get for his birthday? A soul...................................……................……………•

What's Brown and Sticky? A Stick

What's worst than a worm in your apple? Finding your mom in a porno.

A fully grown cow walks into a man's house and says to him, "Hey, how have you been?" Traumatized by the vivid circumstances, the man falls to the floor and begins sobbing relentlessly until he passes out onto the floor from a violent mental breakdown.

Where did the girl go when a bomb was dropped on her? Everywhere

What is "race car" spelled backwards? rac ecar.

What goes in dry and comes out wet Gum

Once there was a pig named Poga. When he grew up, he was slaughtered and made into bacon.

Why did the boy run a marathon? because one of his good friends had just earlier passed away from pancreatic cancer and he decided to honor his memory by raising money through a 5k run. His family, friends and acquantances were all very proud of him and decided to hold the charity every year.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a terrorist.

Why does the Batman theme song have 'na na na na na na na na' in it so many times? I guess Batman really likes sodium. Or maybe his record player's broken.

How did the man die? He was killed alive.

An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

what did mohammed say to Jesus? nothing they lived in completly different time periods

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