How can you ruin someone's day? Tell them their mother has cancer. No really, I found out my mom has cancer a week ago.

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A Frenchman an Italian and an American were setting in a bar drinking and talking. The Frenchman said he made love to his wife five times last night. She said if I died she would never get married again. The Italian said said he made love to his wife ten times last night and that she said if he ever died she would kill her self. They asked the American how many times he made love to his wife last night. He said I'm a widower. She died in the 9/11 attacks.

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What do Gary Glitter and Michael Jackson have in common? They are both successful pop stars

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there r three guys on a bridge. They r chinese,mexican,&american. They each have a bottle of beer. The chinese dude says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. Then the mexican says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. The american takes a drink of his and sets it down he looks at the mexican and says I have enough of these in my country and throws the mexican over the bridge.

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How did Alice get revenge on Diane when Diane called her fat? When Alice was pregnant, she stabbed herself in the stomach and blamed it on Diane. Diane was then sent to prison for murder and received a sentence of 25 years. Alice laughed in court, and Diane was forced to commit suicide. Alice then stole Diane's husband, and she lived happily ever after.

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What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

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Bang Bang Get the hell out of the house, it's on fire.

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What did one duck say to the other duck? Quack.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin that someone shot with red paintballs.

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Your mum so ugly that she isn't married

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If you can fit many clowns in a car and many mexicans in a car...how many mexican clowns will fit?

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why cant the blind man read brail? he has no fingers

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A small mexican boy saves up enough money to buy his very own skateboard. His mother is dead.

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he has no arms.

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Q: What did the serail rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

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Why did women scream loudly!? As the women was unexpectadly frightend!

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What is the worst joke to tell a Orphan? Knock Knock Who's there Not your parents ( Man than slams door in little girls face)

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I need a side cart on my motorcycle just for my diick

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Why was the Asian woman late for work? She was raped.

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what do you call Tim Tebow on a bike with a clown hat on? Tim, Mr. Tebow whatever you want

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A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

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A guy walks into a Bar ........ OUCH

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What did the man say ti the other man? Hi

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What did the man do when he crossed the road? Nothing he got hit by a car

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Anti Joke

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