What do you call a black man, an asian man, and a white man walking down the street? 3 men walking down the street.

A Jewish boy walks up to his father and says: Dad, can I borrow 50 dollars? The dad responds: 40 dollars?!? What are you going to do with 30 dollars?!?

What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

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want to hear a yo mama joke sure Your dad

Parents who drive with children on their lap should be wrapped with a huge diapper

why is a peanut butter and jelly sandwich the same as a tub of fish? they are both food

whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

Q: Why was the child sad? A: because a doctor was taking bullet fragments out of his chest.

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

who is really lanky? james cornish

what did Tim get for Valentimes day? nothing, no such day exists. spell check

What is the difference between a blond and a mummy? A blond has a brain.

Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender? A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car 2 hours later your brother finds you and told you that him and your wife have been cheating on you and your kid is his.

why did the mexican steal the money? because he was financially struggling and needed the money to support his family

A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks an assistant, "Can I buy that TV"? He says, "Sure, no problem." She then walks out of the store, happy with the purchase that she made.

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Here come the elephants over the hill!

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

Guy 1 : "I like your hat." Guy 2: "That's my hair, you moron."

How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

Q: Whats horny and likes your leg? A: My dog.

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