Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

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Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

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why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

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wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a short term memory Roses are red

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Why did the boy break his leg? Because he fell off a building

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Oh my god it's the twinkie mobile!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to commit suicide

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osama bin ladin is dead. let's get a beer.

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what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

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Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Whats Stupider than john? Nothing.. he's certifiably retarded

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Jesus: I will return. Hitler: Well I am back... Nazi as in Nazireth Bush: As I said I was elected by Gawd. Me: What? What about me? Seriously why did I put myself here? Id have three bullets with them in a room, and id still shoot you six times.

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DAVE : did you hear the one about the poster? MICHAEL: what?

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Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

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Why did the student get expelled from a Christian school? He continually beat other students between class periods.

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what's bloody and sweet? A squashed mosquito sprinkled with sugar.

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To tell the truth... Your really an abortion that grew

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roses are blue violets are blue everything is blue I'm sad now

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What's white and has a crusty nose? Luke Lange

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa? Tiger woods is a famous golf player and Santa is a fictional old man dressed in red and white who is said to live in Lapland, have an airborne sleigh driven by eight magical reindeer and come down the chimney to fill childrens' stockings on Christmas eve.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's And add extra pepperoni

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Nero7 How are you doing? This is "Eliza" I hope I will be joining, but I cannot reach you by phone, please respond ASAP time is running out.

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