What's under there? I'm not falling for that one...

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What's black and white and red all over? I don't know either.

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how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

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What happens when a blind man walking crashes in to man that's talking to his gang ? He wakes up in a ditch

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Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

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Part 1 Q: what did Sally get for Christmas A: cancer Part 2 knock knock Who's there Not Sally MR

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I guess calling you dear was a bit overboard for you huh? Well, just promise me you will get whatever help you need if you get ill.

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ha ha, I can talk and you can't.

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why did the boy eat his lunch money? it was his lunch!

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what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

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What's worse than the holocaust? The Jews.

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how do you drowned a blonde? put ankle weights on her and throw her in a river.

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What do you call John Lennon without glasses? A skeleton, because John Lennon is dead.

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Me John Kasich! Me win Ohio primary!

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Why did the student get expelled from a Christian school? He continually beat other students between class periods.

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What do you do when you find a black man rolling around on the ground? Stop laughing and reload.

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what did the lawyer say to the lawyer? "whats up lawyer?" what did the banana say to the banana? nothing bananas dint talk...

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

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How do you tell a crazy man that he is on fire? You're on fire.

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Why did the car get sucked up by the tornado? Because it was in Pilger, Nebraska.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Fortunately, the bra was on display in a clothing store and was not actually being worn at the time.

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A black man in a hooded sweatshirt is sprinting down a back alley. He is trying to get into better shape by exercising and knows a shortcut to his house.

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A Muslim and 2 French people walked into a bar They start to have a nice conversation about Charlie Hebdo

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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