- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma is so fat that she's developed a cardiovascular disease and has 5 weeks to live

Jake pulled out a gun and held it to his head, planning to fool his friends because he knew the gun was empty. Then his friend thought he was helping out his suicidal friend by stabbing him.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

Why did the chick cross the road? Because she's a gold digger homie, dat chick is greedy like a mofo. She be all up in your grill and sheit tryin' getchu to spend your money lik dat homie ditch dat hoe, she aint even worth it brotha.

What do you get when you mix a donkey with a bungee cord? My bouncy ass

Why doesn't Lucinda have a penis? Because she's Mexican.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face

Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

How did the Cuban get into Florida? Well he got his passport and other papers, flew in, then went to Customs.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well neither has he.

Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

What did the Apostle John say to Jesus of Nazareth? "Oh, blow it out your butthole."

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What did the three year old say when he dropped his milk? Shitting buggery!

You know what they say about priests with big rosaries? I don't know, it's in Latin.

how did the woman get her baby to stop crying? she hit him with a axe

What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

Brother : you see this hand Sister : yes Brother : if you dont leave ill slap you with it Sister : no you wont !SLAP!!!!

What do you call a joke that isnt funny? This one.

What do black people and bananas have in common? 50% of their DNA

what has a hard shaft and an even harder head? A hammer

what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

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