Your mom is so nerdy that she probably went to college, got her degree, then found a very successful job in a field that she finds interesting.

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Person 1: I'm really sleepy. Person 2: Then go to sleep.

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KANE TUCKER HAS A CHODE THE SIZE OF HIS FINGER NAIL

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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Why did the man kill himself? Because he had a gun

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I violate everyone that do not thumb me green, and vi0late the children, the parents, and the person of those that thumb me red... Its not about the sex, its about the domination... You might even like it...Your kids? Not so much... Well sometimes... Green thumb me, and I will... Meh, then you are awesome... friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: Subscribe below, address tracker activated... LETS GO!

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What do you call a white guy in a mostly black neighborhood? His name.

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A man walks into a meat shop. Man: I bet you $20 you can't reach the meat on the top shelf. Butcher: The steaks are too high

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roses are red, violets are red, ive been shot in the eye with a pelet gun, please ,please help

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck could chuck as much wood as a wood chuck would if a wood chuck could chuck wood.

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whatt dont w do you call a person with legs that dont work Crippled

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Knock knock? Who's there? Interupting Doctor? Interupting Doc... You have cancer

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I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.

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How many dyslexic people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Filing cabinet.

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I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet... ...then I made fun of him and laughed.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because he would scare the shit out of everyone, and come to think of it wasn't even sure he had been invited.

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Why didn't the plane crash... because of the wight male piloting it

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why did victor have a tube on his neck he was helping james with security

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Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

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What do a plum and a small bunny have in common? There both purple except for the bunny.

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Why did the black man jump high? He was on a pogo stick

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Why didn't the mexican make the basketball team? He had never practiced and was overweight

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What's brown and smells like paint? -Poop. I don't know why it smells like paint though..

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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