- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

Why did the black man vote for Obama in the presidential election? Every person over the age of 21 has an open opinion to vote for the person of their choice to run as president for a 4-year term.

Want to hear what's totally out of this world? Not wasting a whole page of space for something that doesn't even vaguely resemble a joke. [L]

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Why doesn't superman eat peanuts? Because he doesn't like them.

Detroit has a low crime rate

Why can't Kim and Arnold get childern ? because they are 2 stones.

whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

A black, white, Asian, and Mexican are walking down the street. This is showing a good diverse community.

What did the rat say to the dog? Nothing, he is a rat and therefore incapable of speech.

what do you call your mama at the gas station

Like this if you want people to stop asking to have their jokes liked.

Don't you hate it when you have 5 dead bodies, and you don't know which one to shoot your load on? -no

Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

Roger D. ASS , stops, has a ponder , and walks out of a s.t.i clinic ,without being seen

what did the apple say to the orange, nothing fruits can't talk

Knock knock. Whos there Time to get a watch

Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

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