Hellen Keller went to town a ridin on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it.. ashhlerthurbujahustar.

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Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

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What do you get when you run from Long Island to New Mexico? Tired.

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Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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A man came home from work and said to his wife im going to kill u

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Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple?  Getting raped by a 10 foot scorpion.

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You see the love of your life. You can't say anything. She walks toward you. You can't move. She sits on you. You can't do anything. She starts crapping on you. You realize your a toilet. -Adam Chebali

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what do you call a gay guy? kevin

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Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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What did Rihanna remember when she corrected Chris Browns tweets she can't remember last thing she saw was a fist

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why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

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Why was 6 scared of me? cause i ate 9

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Did you fall from heaven? Cause your face is pretty messed up!

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Your momma's so obnoxious, your dad left.

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A woman walked into a club. Or at least, that's what her abusive boyfriend told the police.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Charles. Charles who? It's your brother Charles. I came straight here from the doctor. I was just diagnosed with stage 4 testicular cancer.

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whos a sick fuck? jake morris

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roses are red violets are blue porn hub is down your mums facebook will do

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My name's Forrest Gump. People call me Forrest Gump.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I forgot the rest, Don't laugh at me...

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What did the black man do when he found a bucket full of KFC chicken on the ground? He promptly looked around for anyone who might have bought it. After searching around, with no takers, he ate some of the chicken and saved the rest. He brought it back to his apartment and left it in his fridge, so he may later eat it as leftovers.

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What did the alchoholic get for his birthday? Nothing. His alchohol abuse split up is family and now he is alone.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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