What's the difference between an orange? A bicycle because a vest doesn't have any sleeves.

A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

A banana walks into a bar many people leave considering bananas certainly don't walk. many people are wondering if they are dreaming

What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

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How many drugs does it take for Eminem to sing in a live concert? Enough.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To be eaten.

Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

Why was 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 was a terrorist

Why did the girl run to school Because a lion was chasing her

What do you call a person who kills there own child? Casey Anthony.

XD, You must really like me Nero, do you think people have problems telling us apart here?

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

Why did the 15 year old commit suicide? Because his parents and 3 sisters died in a car accident and he went to live with his uncle, who constantly raped him.

What did the T-Rex say to the caveman? Nothing. Tyrannosaurus Rex was a prehistoric land animal that roamed the Earth roughly 65 million years before the appearance of man. Making such a conversation impossible.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

I saw GESUS and SHE's BLACK

What do you call a man with no arms or legs skiing? Skip.

Q:Why did the Grape divorce the Prune? A:Because he was tired of Rasin kids! :D

A man walked into a pole barn oh wait I meant a pole bar so it actually hurt.

Why did the mexican go back to mexico? He grew up there

Roses are red, violets are blue, twilight is gay and Justi Bieber too.

"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

Why is the earth round? Because God saw it was flat and thought "too flat lets turn it around" And all was good.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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