I recently sent 10 puns to a joke website, hoping that one of them would win a competition. Unfortunately, they were deemed offensive.

A guy walks into a bar. No one notices he has epilepsy.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

1st black guy: get a job 2nd black guy: i have one 1st black guy: okay

KENYAN HEALTHCARE kenyan water kenyan aids-free kenyan we dont have flies around us

What rude names do you call a girl with no limbs? Anything you want they can't touch you

I don't know about the rest of you, but I HATE funerals.

When a fat lady walks by what do u think? R u fat or pregnant

Father Time and Mother Nature did the nasty, and had a kid called humanity. It had down syndrome. Very sad.

what's worse than stubbing your toe? 9/11

Roses are red, Violets are purple, not fucking blue.

See you later... Just joke I'm blind

Twilight is so bad, I read it and personally didn't like it as a book.

Whats the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? The Porsche isn't in my garage

What's the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa goes DOWN the chimney.

What is life? Paul.

What do a plum and a small bunny have in common? There both purple except for the bunny.

Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

Why didn't the mexican make the basketball team? He had never practiced and was overweight

Why didn't the plane crash... because of the wight male piloting it

What's brown and smells like paint? -Poop. I don't know why it smells like paint though..

What do you call a black man on the moon? Another successful moon landing by NASA in which the African-American astronaut went on a successful moon walk.

why did victor have a tube on his neck he was helping james with security

Why did the black man jump high? He was on a pogo stick

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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