- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Once there was a dog, another one came to it and then there were two.

A black guy, a white guy, a Jew, and a priest are on plane that is on fire. What do they do? Call their family and tell them they lovedthem, because there are more than likely going to die.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, there could be several reasons. The sight of another chicken, its wondering imagination, but because chickens cannot speak, therefore, can never know the true answer.

Doctor Doctor I keep thinking I`ve got a car behind me. Don`t worry about that you have aids.

Why do showers have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers

Your friend says "Hi" What do you say back? You say "chunky salsa?" She said "what?" You think she knows you made out with her boyfriend last night. So... You blurt out " I'm SO sorry I made out with your boyfriend lastnight" Know.... Your dead meat.

Who's mean and white and really not nice? Hitler

your momma's so fat that we are all seriously concerned for her health.

guest who else is a ugly bitch my mom

why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

Why did the boy fail math? He got bad grades.

What did the Asian say to the American? herro. rook at me. i have round eye i american!

How many Russians can you fit in a Mini Cooper? It depends on how big they are.

Why is the earth round? Because God saw it was flat and thought "too flat lets turn it around" And all was good.

What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

A man walks in the a bar Now he has 3 missing teeth

Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

Jack, John, Justin, Joseph and Jimmy walk into a bar. They order a pint of beer and start wondering what their names have in common.

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

What did one duck say to the other? "Quack" Ducks don't talk. But if it were to say something it would probably mention how it is concerned about the fact that the majority of people on the internet don't know what ducks say to each other.

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