q.how do u kill a jew? a.you glue a penny to the bottom of a pool

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A man walks in to a bar, remembering he was actually going to the hardware store, he heads out and leave.

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How many babies can you fit in an oven? Depends how hungry you are.

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When life gives you lemons Unless it gives you sugar, water, and a cup your lemonade will suck

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knock knock! who's there? me.(walks away...)

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why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

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What is green, red, and goes 70 mph? A frog in a blender

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why did the chicken eat chicken noodle soup? Because he killed his brother.

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whats worse than a kane nothing

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Two men fought over a bag of peanuts. The peanuts won.

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What's brown and smells like paint? -Poop. I don't know why it smells like paint though..

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What is small, red, and can't fit through a doorway? A baby with a spear through its head. Posted By: Lram

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A kid walks into a bar and the bartender yells, "Get Out!"

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Q. What do you call a headless boy in a river A. A headless boy, in a river.

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A- Knock knock. B- Who's there? A- The interrupting doctor. B- The interrupt- A- You have cancer.

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Q: What do you call a black man's car being egged? A: A Hate Crime

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? ...Neither have they.

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What do you call a group of geese? A giggle

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There are a fox and a chicken and the fox eats the chicken.

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What's the cure of cancer? Death.

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Knock knock. With the invention of doorbells, knocking has become almost obsolete.

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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I used to know what alzheimers was

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Committing Suicide #YOLO

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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