- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Jimmy sad he couldn't play the Playstation? He didnt have one

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Two in the front, three in the back, and 278 in the ash tray/\.

Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

Someone asked me "What rhymes with Orange?" I replied "Door hinge." He punched me.

How do you piss off a redneck? You wait until he is done fucking his sister and then you steal his truck.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

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What do call a spoon that doesn't work? Broken.

What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He actually planned to visit his family on the other side, but unfortunately he did not look both ways so was involved in a terrible car accident. His family now mourns their loss.

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What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf.

Q: What did the crippled deaf kid get for Christmas? A: A motorised wheelchair and a cochlear implant. Good for him.

Michael Jackson and Barack Obama talked to each other about oreos

Your moms so stupid she ate all the food in the grocery store

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Sugar is sweet. You're adopted.

what is white on top and black on bottom Society What is black on top and white on bottom Rape

Q:Santa Claus, the tooth fairy, an honest lawyer and an old drunk are walking down the street together when they simultaneously spot a hundred dollar bill. Who gets it? A:The old drunk, of course; the other three are mythological creatures.

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