What do you call Americans Watching Canadians? Hockey

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My spelling is horrible

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How do you save the world in 2012? You aren't. 2012 isn't going to happen!

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Just kidding, it's Danny. Oh okay, come in.

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A man sits on the toilet to take a shit And is surprised to find the next door neighbours dog in the toilet.

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Your mamas so old. When she farted dust came out.

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A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? - Nothing This homeless man got a gift for his Birthday. What happened to the gift? - It got stolen the following day What did this homeless man get for New Year? - Still nothing Get real.

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What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

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What do call a spoon that doesn't work? Broken.

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Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

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Someone asked me "What rhymes with Orange?" I replied "Door hinge." He punched me.

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How do you piss off a redneck? You wait until he is done fucking his sister and then you steal his truck.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

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Dwarf Shortage

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Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? Two in the front, three in the back, and 278 in the ash tray/\.

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how many flys in a box six --sticksack

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

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Why do women love Panera Bread? They think it's healthy.

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Yo momma so hairy she needs to shave herself.

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What are the first three words in a Mexican Cook Book? Steal a chicken.

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Knock knock Who's there The military, your son died last night.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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