Q: How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Let's go ride bikes!

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What's the diffence between a pieace of fried chicken and a Jew? A Jew wouldnt scream in a fryer.

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Two latino men are drinking at a bar. Suddenly, one man falls off his barstool, unconscious. Later that day, he was diagnosed with pancreatitis, and died never having dealt with his severe alcoholism.

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I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I have a pint or two.

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What did the autistic man say to the woman? I have autism

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Yo momma so fat, when she walks she wakes the dead -Ryan Vallee

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A middle aged woman walks into a bar. Its Friday and there is a breeze in the air. She leaves shortly thereafter.

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what is the worst thing a priest could do to a little boy? brutally murder him

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HOw do u DEFeat thE hatErsz shitted on em

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The good part of "Age" of Ultron? THANOS REIGNS! Disagree? Just leave the green thumb and fuck off!

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Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

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What is white and black and red all over.

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What did John say to Paul before they entered the car? "Paul, get in the car."

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What do a chicken and a grape have in comon? - They're both purple, except for the chicken.

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An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

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sky silverstein

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Man: Am i going to be alright? Doctor: No, you're going to die.

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I hate when people see me at the store and are like "What are you doing here??" and Im just like, "Oh, you know, hunting elephants..."

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what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

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Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she's a woman

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A magician was driving down the road and turned into a driveway...

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What do you do when your condom breaks during sexual intercourse? Get AIDS.

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BTMG JOAN!"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TOP OF THE MORNING FREE MEAT NO SANTA THIS YEAR BONE FOUNDATIONS MOUNTNORRIS WHY IS THAT BAG MOVING?????????? MR MO MOLESTOR SHIT STAINS VEGETABLE GUN OPERATION SBB OPERATION SBB (THE AFTERMATH) #SL #NSL TIN SCHACK SKI LIFT MILK STAINS NATHAN: 5 - SEATS: 0 GREEK LETTER STU THE SO

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hwhy did the monkey fall out of the tree? he got shot. why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? he was nailed to the first one.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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