Enough with the gay jokes, they all go one direction.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back at her

A black man, a Mexican man, a Jew, an Asian man, and a white man get into a fight. Who won? Well since their dispute got all the way to a fight, I guess nobody really wins.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin Holy shit a talking muffin

Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

Q: What would happen if Chuck Norris was hit by an Astroid A: He would die.

A guy watches TMJBtv on YouTube. He then shoots himself.

What do you call someone who thinks they're funny but in reality isn't? Adam chapali Knock knock Who's there? NOT adam chapali

Why did little polly fall off her her roof? Because she saw a ice-cream van

What is the answer to life, universe and everything? Nothing.

A dog with toothpaste in it's mouth wanders into a bar. The bartender beats it to death, because he thought it had rabies.

Say the line below all very fast to get sudden strange sensation... Magic-ish. I like to find threes and peel of their... BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK... ...BARKBARK BARK BARK BARK BARK! Done? Now sit Down, have a little treat Good boy/girl! :Look well at the sun, the jagged Blackness will consume all, Your little star forever but a ever fading memory.

What's worse than finding gum on your shoe? Being molested by a sea urchin.

an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

Yo mamma so fat when I searched her on the internet, I got 28,000,000 results

How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

Roses are crimson. Violets are purple. I don't understand why this poem is so popular.

-How do you wake up Lady Gaga? -Poke her face

Your mom is so ugly she often finds it difficult attracting members of the other sex.

Q. why did the black man cross the road? A. Cause there is no law saying he cant

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

How do you kill a mime? Shoot him in the face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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