- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting Cancer.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

A Jewish boy walks up to his father and says: Dad, can I borrow 50 dollars? The dad responds: 40 dollars?!? What are you going to do with 30 dollars?!?

What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? One's used for bowling and the other's just sad.

Red are roses Blue are violets Dyslexic am I.

Why do chickens have feathers? Because chickens are birds and birds have feathers.

I put the STD in stud now all i need is U

What do you call a man with a horse? A man

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because skeletons don't get invited to parties because they are the remains of something that is dead and that would be a very ood thing to have at a party.

Your mom is so old, she was able to have children around the time you were born.

why did the bear cross the road? to get cream cheese.

what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1...Kaboom!

What more orange that a lime? Most things.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

what did the murderer say when he lost his gun? dangit. now i cant kill anyone

Why can't Jesus eat M&Ms? Because they weren't invented when he was alive.

If you have a stroke, call 000

Your mama is so fat but she is also a very kind and friendly person so her weight doesn't bother me at all,

So Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station....

What did the spatula say to the door handle? Nothing. Inanimate objects are incapable of speaking.

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