- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the rat say to the dog? Nothing, he is a rat and therefore incapable of speech.

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

A black, white, Asian, and Mexican are walking down the street. This is showing a good diverse community.

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

Why can't Kim and Arnold get childern ? because they are 2 stones.

Q: Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? A: Because she is a fictional character.

Where did jimmy go when the bomb exploded.... (Everywhere )

What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

Why doesn't superman eat peanuts? Because he doesn't like them.

Want to hear what's totally out of this world? Not wasting a whole page of space for something that doesn't even vaguely resemble a joke. [L]

whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

Someone asked me "What rhymes with Orange?" I replied "Door hinge." He punched me.

What do call a spoon that doesn't work? Broken.

How do you piss off a redneck? You wait until he is done fucking his sister and then you steal his truck.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Two in the front, three in the back, and 278 in the ash tray/\.

Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

Dwarf Shortage

A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? - Nothing This homeless man got a gift for his Birthday. What happened to the gift? - It got stolen the following day What did this homeless man get for New Year? - Still nothing Get real.

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