- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's small, furry and looks like a mouse? Most probably a mouse but given the large number of mammals with similar appearances to a mouse it could easily be a shrew, vole or even a rat if you don't know your rodents very well.

In a nerd wedding they don't say "i do" They say "i accept the terms and conditions"

What do a Nazi and a Democrat have in common? They are both members of a highly supported political faction.

I'm attracted to you like the earth is attracted to the sun. With a force that is inversely proportional to the distance squared.

What's the difference between Chuck Norris and Bigfoot? Nothing. Their both really hairy.

why did the plane crash?.............the pilot was a tomato

Q: What race was Jesus Christ? A: None, he's not real

what's 2 + 2 ? 4, unless you add it up wrong.

what is big, grey and sits in the middle of a field. A filing cabinet

my friend died in a car crash, now i have no friends.

What did the ant do? I don't care you whore

how many black people can you fit in a car? However many sets there are.

What did the little boy do when he got his test grade? Cried, it was 0

There were two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Does it feel hot in here?". The other muffin says back, "Holy crap! It's a talking muffin!".

How do you teach a blond how to cook? You give her a cookbook, a kitchen, and maybe turn Paula Dean's show on.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead

why did the koala fall out of the tree? it was dead

A successful, articulate, charming, well mannered, rich, young man walks into a bar.... Every night

what do you call a ginger......... billy and mickee.......

whats the difference between a black rapist and a white rapist? the black rapist is black

what do you call a fish with no gills? Dead

Why shouldn't you go to California? Because there are sharks there, obviously.

A dyslexic athiest..."'There is no Dog!"

Why is this joke funny It isn't

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