- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilate was a loaf of bread.

Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a bus and didn't know! The funeral was touching and sad. Everyone cried. 2 weeks later..........Johnson ended his own life.......

Q: What do you call a serial killer named Mark? A: Mark.

what's the only thing funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? The look on the mom's face.

What did Michael Jackson say to the little boys before they came to his house? Get on the ferris wheel

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? 6 million, 1 to screw it in, and 5,999,999 to die in the holocaust.

If life gives you lemonade.

Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

Where did suzie go for her Birthday? A van

why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

what's funny about war? nothing!

The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

Jack be nimble. Jack be quick. But Jack still couldn't out run that bullet.

Where will you be in twenty years? Celebrating the twentieth anniversary of reading this question... unless you're older than 60, which by modern life expectancy, you'd be dead.

Why was the girl running? She had to catch her bus.

David entered a radio contest to see who had the best pun; his pun was insufficient and he did not win.

whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Gingers

"My CiOCK is bigger!" "No! My CiOCK is bigger!": Two gamec.ock owners arguing over who has a bigger DiICK.

A black man is running down the street with a purse in his hand. He was trying to catch up to the old woman who forgot it at the restaurant. She was very grateful.

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

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