Why did suzie fall off the swing? Cause she had no arms. Why didn't she get back on the swing? cause she had no legs. Why didn't anyone help her up? Cause she had no friends. Why did she stay their all night? cause she had no family.

An American, a Canadian, an Afro-American and a Jew walk in a bar. They all order their favorite drink and go look for potential partners with whom they'd wish to engage in sexual relationships.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

Why did they chicken cross the road? It didn't. A van ran it over when it was halfway across.

What do you get a kid with no arms for Christmas? Hungry, Hungry Hippos.

What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

What looks red and smells like barf? Depends on how you look at the situation.

how do you make a baby stop crying? but hot coals down its throat

How many Russians can you fit in a Mini Cooper? It depends on how big they are.

Who's mean and white and really not nice? Hitler

your momma's so fat that we are all seriously concerned for her health.

What did the Asian say to the American? herro. rook at me. i have round eye i american!

A man walks in the a bar Now he has 3 missing teeth

Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

Why is the earth round? Because God saw it was flat and thought "too flat lets turn it around" And all was good.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

Why did the boy fail math? He got bad grades.

guest who else is a ugly bitch my mom

why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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