What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

Q: What did the crippled deaf kid get for Christmas? A: A motorised wheelchair and a cochlear implant. Good for him.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf.

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

Why did the chinese doctor get fired? Because he was involved in a malpractice suit.

Why was Jimmy sad he couldn't play the Playstation? He didnt have one

Rain rain go away, and don't come back or else i will kill your family.

What is not a car park? Clash of clans

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding herpes in your apple.

What do you call it when an old person cuts off their fingers? Dementia

roses are red violets are red i smell my wife nows shes dead

cool story babe. now go make me a sammich.

What do you call a mexican man with a rubber toe? Ruberto.

Your Mom The End.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 had paranoia.

Justin Bieber

Man- Where can I find a book on the holocaust Book keeper- Have you tried comedy? Man- no I havent Book keeper- good it won't be there

How do you stop a lumberjack? You thrust a javelin through his lungs

where did little Suzie go after the bomb went off? Everywhere.

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple Eating it.

What do you call something green and fuzzy? Grass, I lied about the fuziness.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

BOYS ARE DUMB AND THEY SMELL FUNNY AND IM ANGRY

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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