- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Do you like pie?" "No." "Do you like blueberries?" "No." "I have something you won't like." "Is it a blueberry pie?" "No, I shagged your wife last night".

What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

whats big and green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a snooker table

how did the little black boy cross the river? he walked over the bridge.

What did i say to the stupid person? Your Stupid.

what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

Get up Look in the mirror

Max Head fingered himself, HAH

A: Can I get a tall white Russian. B: No. A: Why not? B: Because this is a Barnes and Nobles. However, we do have a Starbucks, and I can offer you a venti caramel iced coffee"

what did the ghost say to the bee boo-bee

Why was the old man climbing the flag pole? Because he had Alzheimer, and he was losing his grasp of reality.

why did they plain crash? cause of gravity stupid

roses are red poo is poo

Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

What did the wizard say to the man? Wizards aren't real. Thus not able to speak.

whats white and sticky? a white stick

A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

How do you get your dog to stop barking? You snap its neck.

what has wheels and runs on gas? a car with feet

What has 2 legs, a heart and a conscience? YER MA

What did the snowman say when winter was ending? -Nothing you dumbass

Why isn't Juley at school today? Oh Her father chopped off her arms and legs, gagged her, ripped out both eyes and threw her in a lake tied to cinderblocks!

Why do black people have white palms? Genetics.

Why was the multi-millionaire entreprenuer sad? He went bankrupt.

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