Why did the chIcken cross the road? To escape the holocaust.

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drugs sex and alchohole are yumme as AIDS

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Who's the slut of the alphabet? C.

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Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

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Why is it okay to have four cats? Because I said so.

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What do you call a girl who denies that she is one? Justin Beiber

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Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

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Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

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23 convicts were showering. One of them dropping his soap bar. The person next to him picked it up, and the one who dropped it said thanks.

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What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? With a ladder.

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what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

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Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

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black chicken. kfc

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What do you get when you offer a blond a penny for his thoughts? Change.

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Q: yugdyijgdripgdghd A: sorry I'm retarted. I don't know wtf I'm doin

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I found a lump on my right testicle. So, as a precaution I went to my local hospital to have myself checked out. Thankfully, it wasn't accute testicular cancer. Instead I only had to suffer for a few months, but it's getting better now. Sadly, I won't be able to have children and now my semen has a somewhat unsavoury flavour. Thanks for asking.

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Q: What did one water bottle say to another water bottle? A: Nothing. Water bottles are inanimate objects and are thus unable to communicate.

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I like that, but why am I happy?

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Once their was an ugly barnacle. He was sooooo ugly that everyone died! The end. :D

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How do you kill someone? Shoot them. How do you kill someone with a knife? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a car? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a jet? Put the gun in the propeller

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A guy is taking a pee in the ocean and a fish swims up and drinks the pee. The fish says "thanks for the lemonade."

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How are this and that alike? They aren't.

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A black man sees a watch that he want. He then purchases it with his hard earned money.

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Anti Joke

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