- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do u call a gay dinosaur Tyran a sore arse

What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

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What's the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes people laugh and the other is a clown.

How many dogs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. Dogs don't have thumbs.

Whats 9 plus 10? 19

What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender.

CJTheBEST Sticks and stones, May break my bones, Because i have osteoperosis

Why wasn't Kevin Love able to draw a perfect circle. Because, he just wasn't able to get the job done

What do you call a blonde falling off a cliff? Screwed.

A man walks into an illegal brothel. He is a cop. He takes them back to the police station and questions them in a completely asexual manner.

What did one apple say to the other apple? -Nothing, apples can't talk

What's better then one dead baby in a tub? Many things a dead baby is a tragedy.

Why did Jimmy burn the American flag? He was Canadian.

Mel Gibson is awoken by the ringing of his telephone. He proceeds to have a nice conversation with his wife.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

What's 9+10 Ebola

I once met a giraffe, It needed a bath, When I turned on the water, It started to swim, Because it was actually a fish.

Q. What's cold and has no feelings? A. A pole

A black woman and a white woman are in a bar. They don't talk to each other though because they don't know each other. THE END.

im gonna poop my pants. mom said to wipe afterwards i am a teletubby

Hey, you must be a parking ticket. Because you are on the windshield of my car.

what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

Q: Why are pine trees green? A: Because of the green pigments in the leaves known as chlorophyll which are used to capture sunlight.

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