- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Dmitri say to all his friends? Nothing he has no friends

your mom is so fat that she should probably try a deit in the neer future.

Why can't John hear what Muhammad says? John is deaf.

Why doesnt Santa deliver presents to black children Because santa doesnt exist

How does a guy with no arms kill himself? It's called murder.

Three men walked into a bar. You'd think one of them would of ducked?

what's worse than 10 dead babies in one trash can? 1 baby in ten trash cans

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

What do you call a person with 4 arms? A normal person. (fore arms) (meant to be audible)

George W. Bush

Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

In Soviet Russia, you wouldn't have a likely chance of surviving because of Stalin's mass paranoia and total neglect for his fellow man.

Your momma's so fat, people make jokes about her.

what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

A Jew and a German meet by chance in a bar. They exchange pleasantries and order drinks. At the end of the evening they leave, having made a friend.

What did Batman say to Robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

How do you tell a crazy man that he is on fire? You're on fire.

What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medication prescribed by her doctor.

Why am I writing this? Cuz I am eating babies alive right now!

why did the chicken cross the street? so it could throw a fridge at you, you are very loud at night for some reason and you wake everyone up. the chicken then goes home to watch gay porn videos.

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