- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do all asians all look alike? Because they do.

So, a Vulcan walks into a bar... and he doesn't say anything, because Vulcan's suppress their emotions.

Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour.

What's worst than realizing your mom is actually a transvestite? Simultaneously realizing this means you are adopted

Q: Why are pine trees green? A: Because of the green pigments in the leaves known as chlorophyll which are used to capture sunlight.

Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Why did the black guy buy a bucket of KFC? Because he was hungry

Pete and repeat are in a boat. Pete kills him self due chronic depression. Repeat laughs his ass off

Man: Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains........ Doctor: You clearly have Alarming mental issues perhaps a psychologist would be the right person to discuss this matter further

An alcoholic walks into a bar. He wakes up the next morning in a jail cell covered in blood. 3rd time this week.

Why was the little girl crying in the woods at night? There was psychotic killer chasing her with a chainsaw.

Q: What was the name of the armless elf in Snow White? A: Stumpy

Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

Why was the 18 year boy afraid of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

you cant spell slaughter withought laughter

What did the mother say to her son? Nothing, she was dead.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Why didn't Sebastian get out of the forest? Because he got brutally murdered by a big bad wolf

What's the difference between a book. A tree's leaves hit the trash cans

What do you do if you walk in on your wife atempting to hang herself in the living room? Ask her to leave the living room, as it would be ironic.

What is the result of a couples' feud? 96.

whats black, then white, then dead all over? Michael jackson

A black man and a mexican jump off a building at the same time, who lands first? Who cares?

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