- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading another damn "worm in your apple" joke.

What do you call a deer in the wild? a deer

What's green and red? A frog in a blender

knock knock opens door WE DON'T WANT ANY!

what's black and white and red all over? a zebra in a blender

Roses are bitches Violets are two, your mother is a bigger bitch then both

"I'm so hungry!" "Hello so hungry, I am Matt. You must come from a very odd family if your name is " so hungry"!

Two muffins are in the oven They didn't say anything.

why don't bears wear shoes? because they have bear feet

A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

Why did seven eat nine? Because six was afraid of him.

How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

welcome to anti joke.com. you were expecting an anti joke wernt you.

what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

Why did the short man fall down the stairs? He got shot in the face with an assault rifle.

In soviet Russia, your dead because it doesn't exist anymore

I Couldn't afford a hair cut... so i purpposely contracted HIV

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

What happens when you mix breed a cat and a human?? .. you get arrested and get raped by your fellow prisoners DONT do it!

What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

A:Knock Knock B:It's open

Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

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