- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Excuses are like assholes: Gay men like to have sex with them.

roses are red, violets are blue, {insert name here} is f**ked up, (s)he want to have sex with you

What did the pretty young girl get for her birthday? Cake and presents (get your mind out of the gutter).

I ordered the "Anti-Joke" book Jk, waste of money

What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

How do you find the richest man in Mexico? Go through government records and tax files and find the person with the highest salary

Roses are red, Bacon is brown, this poem makes no sence, BACON!!

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock eater What's purple and eats rocks? It hasn't been discovered by science yet...

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says: "I forgot to store nuts for winter, now i am dead."

Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

whats worse than four babies in a box? one baby in four boxes

Why didn't the politically-correct lawyer laugh at his black neighbour's jokes? He had an incapacitating malady of oralfacialoaralysis rendering him unable to laugh or smile

What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu? If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment.

Q. Why were the children sad? A. They'd just been abducted by a dodgy old man in a van.

A man walks into a bar. After recovering, he sues the bar for it's irregular glass doors.

Q: WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A SKINNY PERSON AND A JESSE? Answer: THE SKINNY PERSON IS VERY LEAN AND THE FAT PERSON IS VERY JELL-OUS

What do you call a Mexican that crossed the border. An Illegal Immigrant.

I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

"Knock Knock" "Come in"

Jesus can can WALK on WATER, but Chuck Norris can SWIM in it.

an orange and an apple are both in a fruit bowl, the apple says nothing as its an apple and apple's cant speak its just an apple

Ain't idn't a word.

Why did the Pakistani man cry when the Nigerian man was killed in a terrorist attack? They were lovers.

What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing becasue a mute is a person who cannot speak and a deaf man ould not hear the jumbled mumblings anyway.

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