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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did one tree say to the other spruce up actually nothing because trees can't talk

What's green and blue, and red all over? Nothing. It if were red all over it wouldn't be green and blue.

Ask me if I'm well Are you well? No

What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? ....Nothing fish don't run What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? ...Damn

Hitler walks in to pizza pizza, the manager asks how many? L

Why did the chicken cross the road? His family was being held hostage on the other side.

Knock Knock Who's there

How did the little boy get out of the forest? -He didnt, he was devoured by a pack of wovles.

What did the little boy with cancer get for his birthday .............. Nothing because he died before his birthday

What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Eating mud

Why did Sarah fall of the swing... She had no arms. Knock knock, who's there... Not Sarah. Face Face, who's there... Probably Sarah.

An older man and a young boy are holding hands and walking into the woods together. The boy looks up and say, "gee, I'm scared, it's dark in there." the old man answers, "Yeah, just think how I feel....I have to walk out of here alone!"

why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

A man was walking home when a little boy ran up to him. He said "hey mister, how do you sleep apples?" Then the man wasn't sure why he asked him so he spelled it out for him "that's easy my boy, A-P-P-L-E" the little boy said "you said pee pee!" Then he laughed and ran off

Roses are red, violets blue, um... that's all i got.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

My girlfriend is getting an abortion tonight. Its a surprise.

What do you call a kid without any friends? A Sandy Hook survivor

why did the pancake eat a spanish holiday? Because a plane crashed into his condominium

A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: A ladie not working in the kitchen A: WTF dude thats just terrible

A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

How does a Black Guy eat chicken. Like anyother human-being.

How many dead guys does it take to build a shed? None. The contractor did it for 40 dollars an hour using maple wood.

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