What's brown and white all over? Chad butthole

roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

knock, knock Who's there? Statefarm... and we are always gonna be there for you

chuck norris threw a grande and killed 50 people then the grande blew up

Why was the girl's clitoris cut off? Her country practiced Sharia Law.

the nintendo 3ds is being released this week. its the first 3d portable gaming device that doesnt require glasses, also known as a ball...

Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? A: "Here come the elephants over the hill!"

Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

American: Hi im American Hispanic: Oh hey

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got hit by a speeding moped.

Knock Knock Who's there? Tennis? Tennis who? Tennis Racket

Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guitar who? Violin.

a grasshopper walks into a bar the bartender says hey we have a drink named after you the grasshopper says what dave?

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he had heard this joke so many times that it drove him so mad that he grabbed an ice cream, stepped into the road, and was hit by a bus, purposely adding an ironic effect to his death.

I remember the last words my grandpa said before he kicked the bucket. I bet I can kick this bucket. He missed and had a heart attack.

A man is mowing the lawn. The mower stops, so he reaches down to see if something's stuck in the blades. What does he pull out? His finger.

knock knock... ....... no one replies.. the family is deff..

I slept through the Dark Knight movie....turns out I was pretty tired.

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What's the difference between a duck? An orange.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Names.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no reason. Chickens don't have the thinking skills to reason.

How dis the chicken cross the road? On it's chicken wings.

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? To End His Suffering On The Farm. Suicidal Mission.... Complete

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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