- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the passengers think of thier Chineese bus driver? A: They were very pleased with the bus driver's service, for he was a very safe driver and got them to their destination on time.

A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch"

why was little timmys mother so upset on mothers day? Because he had been abducted earlier that week

Sometimes while i am play my music loudly in my apartment my neighbor knocks on the wall He is slowly losing his grip on reality and believes the wall is a door

What did the young Muslim man have attached to him? A book-bag, it was is his first week college and he eager for an education.

What is brown and can't get an erection? Poo

Roses are Red. Violets are blue. I took a shit on your wife's face last night.

Q: What's black, white, and red all over? A: A horribly maimed zebra.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

How many cats would it take to change a lightbulb? Cats can't change lightbulbs

your mamas so fat she tried to hang herself but the rope broke.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

Your mom's so fat, she's is bigger than the average person.

Roses are red violets are blue Timmy what are doing with that gun?! Bang....

Why couldn't Timmy enjoy his ice cream? His lips were sewn together by an evil seamstress who was mad that he stole all of her Pop-Tarts

roses are red violets are blue polar bears are white grass tends to be green

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. That is highly improbable, due to the fact he is in a wheelchair.

"Have you seen the food African kids eat?" "No.." "NEITHER HAVE THEY!!"

So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

An American, Mexican, and Chinese men are each asked to throw something off a cliff that they have too much of. The Chinese threw off rice. The Mexican threw off tacos. And the Americans.. Well.. They threw off the Mexicans.

Why was Dr Who unable to travel back in time using the TARDIS? Because it's just a television prop. It isn't a real time machine.

What do you call a bird that can't fly? an ostrich

James walks into a room he then leaves as the room is full of hot women but he does not find them attractive as he has a girlfriend and is also bisexual.

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