- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Four blonds are driving to Disney World when they come across a sign that says Disney World left, so they proceed to make a left at the next stop and have a wonderful time in what many people consider the most wonderful place in the world.

what did the blind man see? Nothing he felt the penis in his butt.

What do you get when a sister and a brother have sex? A deformed child.

Q: You know what never gets old? A: The kids in a school shooting

Whats the definition of not winning? Charlie sheen losing custody of his son because he is a coked out, old man douche bag, who only gets told what he wants to hear because he forks out lots of money to gold digging hookers.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a car? It depends on how fast you drive.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, He has died, And now will you,

why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

an irishman an american and a jihadist get a plane were did they go right through my house

All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: The Cop.

What Did Gretel say to Hansel? Stop having sex with Ariana Grande!

Why was the giant centipede full? Because it just ate half a dozen purebred golden retriever puppies by hiding all day in the poopy newspapers and emerging at night to eat the defenseless baby dogs in their sleep. BUM BUM BUM KSSSH!

What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

What did the snowman say when winter was ending? -Nothing you dumbass

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

Your Mom is so fat she's Fat

A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

What do you call a terrible Therapist that shoots coke up his nose? Sickman, Sickman Fraud.

what do you call a sexy feminist? nothing, there are none

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