- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

Why did lil' Jenny fall off the swing? She had no arms.

friend' Knock Knock! you; no one home go away

Two trees sit in a dark forest. Between them is a small hare. The wind blows hard and rustles the trees. The hare then looks up, and then forward. He hops away.

Why did the girl go to Jupiter? To get more stupider

Justin Bieber's voice sounds like Michael J. Fox playing a theramin.

This is a joke about Helen Keller. "Knock knock" "Who's there?

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from a Black family reunion.

What did one sausage say to the other? Nothing. Sausages don't talk...

How does Moses like his tea? Hebrews it.

What do you call a bunch of black people at the bottom of the ocean? Cocoa puffs

Four turtles once fell into nuclear waste. They remained unnoticed and later died from exposure to radiation.

Knock Knock ...Does anybody know how to use a goddamn door bell these days?

why did the chicken cross the road? because he frickin wanted to!!!!!!

What did the homeless black guy write on his sign? need money for weed.

Why do teens say "dude?" They feel unloved at home and must know that they posses a strong relationship with their peers, and in fact, cannot maintain a proper friendship due to the four letter word known as "dude."

What does society have in common with laundry? They both get ruined when you mix colors with whites.

How do you stop a baby crying? You don't. Just walk away.

Did you hear about the guy who fed his dog his baby? No Oh

What did the little girl with cancer get for Christmas? Nothing, she didn't make it that far

What's dark, scary, and full of puppies? My van. I lied about the puppies...

What did Billy say to Timmy? Timmy! I'm so sorry. Sniffles I didn't mean to throw the fork that hard. Rest in peace Timmy...

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