- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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1: Why did Suzie have no arms and no legs? 2: Why? 1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's there? 1: Not Suzie

Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

If your reading this, youre not blind.

Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

My name is Dave I like poems Microwave ummmmmmmmm (enter word that rhymes with poems)

Yo Mama's so fat when she fell out of the tree she hit the ground very, very hard.

What do you call a over weight woman? Fat bitch.

A blonde, a Jew, and a black man all went to the store. They each bought their groceries and went home to enjoy the rest of their day with their families.

I am paralyzed from the neck down.

What do you call a KKK member? ...racist

What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

Why was 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 was a terrorist

Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

How do you make a man cry? you torture him

The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

Q: Why was the cook put in jail. A: He has killed 2 people and robbed several stores

A girl asks a Croatian bartender for a beer, the bartender replies, 'There is no beer in this bar.'

Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

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