- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats 1+1? window!

If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

Man 1: Not to be gay or anything, but I really like your shirt, it looks nice on you. Man 2: Not to be gay or anything, but I like men.

Q:What's the difference between a Boy scout and a Jew? A:Boy scouts come back from camp.

It's good to be a scientist and great to be a biologist. However, it is never okay to be a scientologist.

Whats the difference between a monkey and another monkey? I dont know google it!

Why couldn't Jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

Brother : you see this hand Sister : yes Brother : if you dont leave ill slap you with it Sister : no you wont !SLAP!!!!

Three left giraffe testicles fell out of the sky and into a woman's grocery bag. "Did you know that 16 people die from dolphin rape every year? said Adolf Hitler as he began eating a horse.

As I sat waiting for the doctor to return with my final prognosis, I began contemplating my own mortality. Looking inside myself, one question continued to haunt me: “What’s the X-ray technician going to do when he walks in and sees me messing with the equipment?”

Why did the spy cross the road? To get to the other hide.

You know what the stupidest country in the world is? Equatorial Guinea

Whats red and has wheels? An apple, I was just kidding about the wheels.

Why did Sally cry at the wedding? somebody shot her future husband.

how many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?................ we dont know because u cant c them

A man walks into a bar. Three weeks later he gets a liver transplant.

What happened to the baby seal who went clubbing? He met a nice woman and contracted HIV from her after engaging in unprotected sexual intercourse after taking her to his flat.

A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks what he'd like. The man says something funny, but you kinda had to be there.

A hipster walks into a bar you've never heard of.

What is a black man's favorite food? It differs from person to person.

i like my rose red and my diamonds blue your screamin mercy so did ur mom but i killed her to

What's black and white and red all over. Nothing, that's a contradiction.

A bear wakes up from hibernation and is hungry. He sees a nearby forest cabin and decides to see if he can find food inside. The bear breaks into the cabin and thus the people staying there frantically run away to call animal control.

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