- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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This made my day: The Japanese verb "to drink" is "nomimasu". [L]

So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

A man walks into a bar he orders a drink

Refridgerator.

What do you call a bird that can't fly? an ostrich

Why did the black man jump high? He was on a pogo stick

Why was Dr Who unable to travel back in time using the TARDIS? Because it's just a television prop. It isn't a real time machine.

SHUT UP JP

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What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

How did the black man fall of the cliff? He was gazing over and realized he had Prostate cancer and fell off the cliif.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

What is white and weighs twice as much as Shamoo? My ass.

I have an idea! You leave.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

What did the man say when he found out he had cancer? Nothing. He was so in shock, that he later died from another type of cancer.

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were driving on a highway. The redhead asked the brunette, who had the map, which was the next exit. The blonde was better with maps so she took it and announced where to go. They made the exit and enjoyed a nice lunch.

A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

Blonde Girl: Why is this green-painted man throwing forks at me?! Green-Painted Man: It is confusing you, no?

What happened when the chicken crossed the road? It entered a KFC and had the unfortunate suprise of having its head cut off.

What's worse than dropping you're ice cream? Getting your face mauled off by a German Shepard.

Q) What did the Irishman get for his birthday? A) Drunk

How do you stop your baby crawling in circles? Pick it up and smother it.

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