- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the man so angry? Because the woman was not in the kitchen

Seriously, I am going to tell you, but you know, what would you have preferred that it was if you could choose, I am kinda insecure about these things, and people can read these messages so...

Jesus can can WALK on WATER, but Chuck Norris can SWIM in it.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

Roses are Red I shit in your Stew When you eat it The joke is on you

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The driver was a loaf of bread

one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple...

Why did the black man go to jail? He stole some rice.

My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

Why was the orphan's christmas sad? He got a violent chest infection and died.

Why did the blackman fall off the bike? Because he stole it.

What is the hottest day of the week? Wednesday

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, what can I get you?" He is then checked into the psychiatric ward at the local hospital, for talking to a duck.

Why did the chicken cross the road ( The chicken says) I dream of a world where a chicken can cross the road without having morals questioned.

What do you call a guy with a puppy, candy, and a windowless white van? You're next baby sitter.

Why did the kid fall off his bike? His mum threw a fridge at him.

what do you call a black chef glendon

What's stupid a light bulb.

What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

Mary had a little lamb... The doctor fainted

if i have 2 bananas, and you have 2 bananas, then together we have 4 bananas what are the chances?

If life throws you lemons, you might be dislexic

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