- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what looks like a sock and goes on peoples feet? A sock

God told John to come forth and recieve internal golry forever. John came fifth and recieved a toaster.

What's funny? Women's rights.

Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

2 muffins are in a oven for 30 minutes, the baker then questions why he only baked 2 muffins.

Q:What's worse than watching the show Jersey Shore? A:Nothing.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

What is worse than catching someone trying to cheat by looking at your exam? Getting struck by lightning.

Why did the boy wipeout on his bike? An old man threw a snake in front of his tire

What do a plum and a bunny have in common? They're both purple. Except the bunny.

Don't believe in Atheists.

Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

How many black people does it take to screw In a lightbulb.....I can't see them.

Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

Once upon a time, there were two brothers jumping on a bed. The one stopped because the other fell off the bead and died.

Q: why did the dad drop his baby? A: she was slippery.

What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

What's black and white and red all over? Half a black face and half a white face after going through a blender

And then Jesus turned the water into wine. Some did not approve of this miracle "masta, whut is da reezon you did aint make this into tha coolaid? Bible files: Directors cut.

why did the girl cry while watching starwars? She was being raped

Knock Knock Fuck off. I am new here. I do not know anyone here.

A man walked into a bar. He needed 5 stitches.

Why was New Zealand attacked by Australia? New Zealand attacked Australia due to a teritorial dispute. The war lasted for 3 years with over 150000 deaths.

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