How do you confuse a blond? Nordic mytholigi. That is, if shes american

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You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society

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Q: What do you call a black person living in the United States? A: An African American.

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Whats 9 plus 10 ... WHO FREAKIN CARES! STUPID.

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Why did they choose Madonna to perform in the halftime show? Because she might die soon.

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What is the one thing you can never steal back? Your viginity.

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What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I masturbate ?_?

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Roses are gay Violets are gayer when you hear girls moaning im the player

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was tired of hearing that joke

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So the question i got asked in order to post this was: Which one is easiest? and I thought to myself, the slutty one, obviously!!

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Man: Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains........ Doctor: You clearly have Alarming mental issues perhaps a psychologist would be the right person to discuss this matter further

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your so homosexual you go to a gay bar every couple of weeks so you get the social acceptance you need.

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A white guy and a black guy are sitting in a bar. The white guy apologizes to the black guy for the hundreds of years of slavery endured by his people.

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A: What do you call a female bombing the white house? Q: A terrorist

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a irish man walks past a bar

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Why does everyone tell black jokes? Because everyone hates black people.

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What's worse than a bee sting? A katon.

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XD That one was awesome Nero, for a moment I was really wondering if you refer towards a tough guy as yourself as a boy. Now you pretty lucky I like tough guys, and you always have a savage joke at hand don't you?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I forgot.

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A dog walks into a bar, the bartender asks, "why the long face?" The dog replies, "because I am a dog you idiot, my face always looks like this"

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what's inflation? a hollow cost.

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What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? Glasses

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A man walks into a bar with a monkey...I forget the rest but your mother is a hor.

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