- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What do birds and a mouse have in common... A. Nothing there two different species

what did pedobear say to the 60 year old man nothing he was too busy molesting the girl across the street

"My father walked out on me." "Oh that's strange because I saw him yesterday and he had no legs."

Why Was the straight man in love ? because he was an intelligent human being who had the formula of understanding woman .

Who is the greatest cook ever? Adolof Hitler

Hey! Have you ever heard of the Alzheimers joke?

What does Yoko Ono say while rehearsing her song before a concert? She gives directions to the band.

what falls from the sky, is white, and can kill you a refrigerator

Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

What time is it? If I hadn't poked your eyes out, you might know.

what does a human and a bucket of red paint have in common? . . Both are not tigers

What do you get when you cross a lion and a tiger? A Ligor.

Whats the difference between the Pope and acne Acne doesn't get onto a kids face until they're 13

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 beat the crap out of 8.

Knock Knock Who's There Al Qaeda

Knock Knock Who's there? Your physician, you're going to die.

roses are red voilets are red bushes are red trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!!!!

What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow

What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

Whats worse then getting AIDS Math class

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped.

What's black, white, and red all over? Numerous different objects because many different things can posses a variety of colors, including the ones listed above.

Why did the man kill the hamster? To get to the other side.

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Eight, because there's one tickle per tentacle!

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