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what do the students call their red-headed friend? Mike.

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lol

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A man walks into a bar, muttering to himself. People stare at him because his severe Schizophrenia makes him stand out in social situations.

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Friends are a lot like trees I just thought you should know.

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What's big, black, and just knocked an 8 year old girl off of her bike? The refrigerator I just threw at her. (not all are white you know)

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What did micheal Jackson get for Christmas?a restraining order!

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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My brother found a worm in his apple. I dared him to eat it, so he did. When he tried to swallow, the mashed up worm congealed in his throat, killing him. Later, I found out that the worm had poisonous rectum fluids. I was given the Nobel Peace prize.

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A dead guy walks into a grave.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a good, New England family man

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Three dogs are barking at a wall. People walk by thinking "Why are these dogs barking at a wall?".

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Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

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Why do midgets wear condoms? To avoid unwanted pregnancies and sexually transmitted diseases.

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Sometimes i like to stand on my chair and pretend that i am a carrot.

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N-E Pats never cheated

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Ich bin nicht der Anführer

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Jersey Shore.

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what did spiderman say before he saved mary jane? ill save you mary jane.

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Tilt your screen back .

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How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Depends on the car.

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What is the difference between a pig and a crow? One is a animal that Is butchered to be eaten as a wonderful meat product. And the other is a pretentious asshole bird that no one likes.

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LOL

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Q.Whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I don't were my cleats on my trampoline.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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