- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when Justin Bieber mates with a beaver? Nothing, the species are too genetically different to produce offspring

What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

My name is Will I am a real homosexual

A:why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side =D B:...i dont think you fully grasp the concept of an anti joke yet...smh -.-

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings. Now hats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Three bee stings.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He had escaped from his farm and didn't understand the laws of jaywalking.

Why was the walrus wearing braces? It wasn't, because it his highly unlikely that people would care about a walrus's dental issues. The walrus would most likely cope with his irregular teeth and move on with its life.

what did the white guy say to the black guy at the homeless shelter? Hi.

What isyellow and can't swim? a bulldozer

PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN cil you have such a dirty mind

Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 beat the crap out of 8.

Q: How many chicken nuggets can fit into an olympic size swimming pool? A: 8,563,690,152... Corndogs

What worse than a baby nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

YOU-why did the airplane crash? (person): why? YOU-Because jimmy was flying it. (person): Who is jimmy? YOU- a fish.

What did the fat man say to the other far man Hey your fat

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Did you hear about the new brand of shovel? Yeah, it's pretty groundbreaking.

what do you call a muslim flying a plane a pilot

A woman buys a man a Valentine's Day present.

Why were our jokes deleted? Because it's anti-joke.

why is brennan hart a dumbass idk ask his mom

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

What's yellow and can't swim? A tractor.

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