What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

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What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

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If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

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Michael Jackson and Barack Obama talked to each other about oreos

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf.

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What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

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Teachers be like "Hold on class, I am almost done with my lesson!" Students: " Aint nobody got time 4 dat!"

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

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a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

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Why do women love Panera Bread? They think it's healthy.

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Why did the black man walk into the catholic church? He was catholic.

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What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

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Q:What do you call a mexican witha clean record? A: Impossible

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Bro: Aww Dawg! What if they tell me I got da aids? Dawg!: Hey don worry bro, you gotta BE POSITIVE

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Yo momma so hairy she needs to shave herself.

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Knock knock Who's there The military, your son died last night.

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Why did the mans nuts itch he had crabs

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What are the first three words in a Mexican Cook Book? Steal a chicken.

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i black man walks in to a bar.he askes if he can make out with you? the man says"no. black man says"why? the guy says"because im not homersexal. black man says"oh. boss says"hey i told you dont talk to black people. guy says"no i can ekplan.boss says no more of buts or buy. boss says" you are fired guy says"NO! boss says"yup both of you get out! guys say no two guards come to talk them out. THE END`DONE!

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whats red round and gets smaller? a baby combing its hair with a potatoe peeler

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why was the 6 afraid of the 7? because 7 was a registered 6 offender.

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A man with a badly injured arm is sitting in a hospital. He says, "Doctor, when my arm heals, will I be able to play the violin?" The doctor says, "With proper medical attention and rest, yes, you will be able to." The man says, "That's great! Before I was hurt, I really enjoyed playing the violin."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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