Why did the doctor not make it to his appointment in time? Because he died in 9/11!

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Everyone text/call Mrs. Butt Hemingworth for a free pint of her delicious marmalade! Serious inquirers only. 832 704 1331

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What do you say if you wake up and see your television floating around at night? Say,"I should probably get to sleep. This is probably an effect of sleep deprivation."

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Q: Why did Captain Kirk suck his own dick? A: Nobody else was around, I guess.

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An englishman, a scotsman and an irishman walk into a bar together. They sit down at the bar, and the barman says, "What is this, some kind of joke?!"

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Why couldn't little Jimmy play catch with his dad? Because he was an orphan.

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A black guy , a white guy and a jew walk into a resturaunt They are offered the special.

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Why did the college student post unfunny anti-jokes on anti-joke.com? Because he was bored shitless.

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The asian parent's look at their child and say in an angry voice. "Y U NO DOCTOR." The kid was amazed how uneducated they were in english after living in america for 10 years.

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What's up? Your time.

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Yo Dawg, I heard You Like Kittens and Volcanoes... So, I threw Your Kitten In A Volcano.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What did the girl say to the boy? Hi.

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what is the difference between a bucket of shit and a black person? the bucket the bucket

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How did the terrorist die? He flew a plane into a twin tower

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I f*cked your mom last night and she liked it. 8====D~~~~

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what is the best way to stand out from the croud? open up your butt hole and take a video for to put on dat jumbotron

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So a guy comes into a bar... And he is cited for public indecency.

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Whats bad about being a black jew? You have to sit in the back on the oven.............

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hello i hav a growing interes in math and arithmetic especially when it involves pi if u are still reading this you either didnt realize that this was a joke or just didnt care but most likely it means that the first line interested or bored u and u wanted to find out wut the rest was u like????

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What's worse than a man with AIDS? The fact that this is considered a joke.

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Whats two plus two Four!

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Roses are blurred Violets too I have astigmatism I cant see shit

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what's worse than dropping half your sandwich? Getting hit in the face with a sledgehammer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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