- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between wayne rooney and shrek? Well, one, shrek is fictional. Two if he was fictional,he is green. Wayne rooney is not green. Three wayne rooney plays for a football team, surely shrek has no idea what football is. The list goes on.

Why was the woman in the kitchen? Because she is enjoying the meal her husband has prepared for her after a long day at her second full-time job of the day

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was struck by lightning and died.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, what can I get you?" He is then checked into the psychiatric ward at the local hospital, for talking to a duck.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

a blonde does something stupid. she dies. its funny.

Why did the black man eat lucky charms? Because it was breakfast time and he was hungry.

Why do women live longer? Once their sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

Why did little polly fall off her her roof? Because she saw a ice-cream van

whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

So this chat, the talk on the phone was all a ruse?

So, a man walks into a bar. Suddenly, the universe around him cracks, unable to sustain the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer, take one down pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall. 10 minutes into the song one man succumbs to alcohol poisoning.

Guy gets new car. TRANFORMER!

You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

Whats the difference between a dog and a bird? They both fly

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks " What'll You Have" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck.

What do you call a black man a asian man and a mexican man? 3 people

Why didn't John get a present for Christmas? Because John died eight months ago.

What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

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