- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is Corey Jacobs favorite kind of sandwich? Big Jumbo Kahona Burger!

once you go Persian, there is no other alternative

What's 8 foot tall and can't breathe? Ryan Eisenhour

What's white and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A refrigerator.

Why'd Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There Not Sally Why was the boy sad? Because he dropped his ice cream cone Why'd he drop his ice cream cone? Because he got ran over by a bus Why'd he get run over by a bus? BECAUSE SALLY WAS DRIVING

My friends a Jehovahs Witness. He got all pissed at me because he tried to tell me a knock knock joke and I ignored him.......i totally stole this joke lol.

What's funnier than 24? Many things, the number 24 is not very humorous.

Why did humpty dumpty fall off a wall? Well it turns out that he was a raging psycopath. to add on, he was also a suicidal

a boy scout wipes his butt with a dollar cause he had no toilet paper then the other boy scout hears him screaming they meet up later and the other boy scout askes why he was scream and the first boy scout says that is hard to wip your butt with 4 quarters.

Why did the man eat the turnip greens? Because he was morbidly obese, and needed to maintain a proper diet.

What did the black man eat at a picnic? I don't know, I wasn't there.

Knock knock! Who's there? Alan okay come in

why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to!

What did Billy get his dad for Father's day? Nothing, his dad was killed by a spinning helicopter blade when Billy was 3.

What did the little boy with cancer ask for from the Make a Wish foundation. A cure and to lose his virginity before he dies.

What did Elmer Fudd say when Bugs Bunny got away again? "Oh, dat dawn wabbit, I'ww get it some day".

A family walks into a talent agent's office. They do a cute family-friendly performance that they call "The Aristocrats."

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

How do you kill a baby swinging on a rope attached to a pole at 40 miles an hour? Hit it with a shovel.

How do u get high, meet a leprachaun, and touch a rainbow? U find a leprechaun shoot him, steal his pot, and run up the rainbow silly!

Q: what's yellow and can't use chopsticks. A: corn

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

What did the Dildo say to the banana? Nothing, unless you're high on acid.

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