- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She was dead

Friends are like trees. They fall when hit multiple times with an axe.

what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

Father Time and Mother Nature did the nasty, and had a kid called humanity. It had down syndrome. Very sad.

Why didn't Fred answer his phone? Because Fred is a tree.

So a man walks into a bar... ouch

What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken

What do you say to the man break dancing?? You don't, call an ambulance he is having an epileptic fit.

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? Nope! I'm a person! - SMC Digital

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Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he was hungry. The teacher would stupid to say it was a piece of cake

Why did the boy jump off a cliff Because he was gay and committed suicide

Chuck Norris farted and... several people looked around uncomfortably, not knowing how to react to the embarrassing situation.

A woman walked into a bar. Many men laughed at this unthinkable notion because women belong in the kitchen.

why was justin sad? his family was murdered

Knock knock Who is there? Your mom Your mom who? STOP WITH THIS GAME AND JUST OPEN THE DOOR!

Mam: Wanna hear a joke about my penis?... nevermind, it's to long. Woman: wanna hear a joke about my vagina?... nevermind, u wouldn't get it.

What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

Q.How do you scare an emo?? A.Run after them with plasters

alex and clayton are having sex at school. at that point, their teacher walks in and tells clayton about the dangers of unprotected sex.

A deaf man walks into a bar. Someone yells, "FIRE!" and everyone evacuates. The deaf man does not hear him and dies horribly.

KEVIN CRUMMY SMELLS LIKE SARAHS (I)

caoimhin is a dorty carrot

A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

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