What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

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What's brown and sticky? Vomit.

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Evan Ramsey hahaha go CAD

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How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? about 900 pounds

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a man walked into a bar.the bar was metal and he cracked his skull

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Once upon a time, in a magical kingdom, there were too many similar jokes on anti-joke.com. One man thought he could be funny by writing a joke that referenced this, and be even funnier by referencing what he was referencing. Then he referenced that, then that, and so on until the layers of meta caused his brain to explode. Some of it landed in your mother's vagina.

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If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

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Adam Chebali is awesome

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It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

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What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

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Your momma's so fat, people make jokes about her.

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what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

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A Jew and a German meet by chance in a bar. They exchange pleasantries and order drinks. At the end of the evening they leave, having made a friend.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being chased by other cannibal chickens.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

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What do you call a person with 4 arms? A normal person. (fore arms) (meant to be audible)

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George W. Bush

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How do you tell a crazy man that he is on fire? You're on fire.

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Why did the black man jump off of a bridge? -He was in depression and comitted suicide.

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Roses are red Bacon is also red Poems are hard Bacon

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knock knock... ....... no one replies.. the family is deff..

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Why am I writing this? Cuz I am eating babies alive right now!

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