- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

Why couldn't the blonde do her homework? She had no fingers.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Banana Yoshimoto. A popular Japanese author of the book, Kitchen. She is incredibly talented and it would be a great honor to have her in your house, so you should open your door.

When is the best time to wear a striped sweater? All the time.

Ok everyone, you know that kid that after his joke he'll put louis on the bottom because that's his name? He sucks at joke telling and if you see any of his jokes, DISLIKE THEM!

How did the cookie monster die? Diabidies

A black man walks into a store with a ski mask on... what does he do?? he buys skiis.

Why did Lindsay Lohan talk to her car? Because she's insane

How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

I DO NOT CARE ABOUT NOVA! MY NAME IS VIKTOR REZNOV! AND I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

Why did the chicken cross the mobia strip? To get to the same side!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Names.

Finn: Jake, why can your body do all of those magical things? Jake: What do you mean? Finn: Oh never mind. And they both proceeded to enjoy a delicious breakfast.

What did Batman say to Robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

I woke up in bed with someone this morning. ... Hah.

Q. Which one do you hate more? Jews, Mexicans, or Asians. A. I hate all of them, but jews are annoying when they resist getting stuffed in the oven.

Yo momma's so hairy when you were born you almost died from rug burn.

Is it a bird, Is it a plane, I don't know what it is but it's heading straight for the World Trade Centre

Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

Why couldn't the Jew get pregnant? Because he was man.

What do you call a dog with no legs Nothing it won't come

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