'l give you a nickle to tickle my pickle i'l give you a dime to take you time

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What did Goldilocks ask the Three Bears? Nothing, bears are aggressive mammals and killed her before she could speak.

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What's worse than getting dumped? Heart Failure.

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Where did sally go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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why did the boat crash? a tomato was driving

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How do you stop a plane? Land it.

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What's the best example of an anti-joke? This one.

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What do you say when you see a flying donkey Wtf

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What did the Asian man say to the Mexican man? Nothing, due to the language barrier.

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong walked on the moon and Michael Jackson appeared in court several times under charges of child molestation

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A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette have a contest to see who can get the most likes on their profile pictures. They are all attention-whores.

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A rapist, black guy, and a homophob walk into a bar and the bartender says nice game last night kobe.

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What's worse than AIDS Nothing can possibly be worse than finding out you have AIDS

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What would a gay man do with a jelly doughnut? Thoroughly enjoy its fruity taste.

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Guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink called "Vampire poison". The bartender gives him the drink. The man drinks it and dies. No he was not a vampire, he was just a man with a history of heart failures.

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Q:How do you get better at boxing? A:Get a bigger package Daniel W. Schnurr

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Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

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A black man and a white man crash their cars. they promptly exchange insurance information and apologize to each other about the inconvenience.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a tire iron? I've never forcibly expelled three tire irons from my vagina.

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What did the penguin wearing a blue sweater say to the sink? I am a penguin wearing a blue sweater.

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You know what they say about a man's feet... No i don't.

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Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... The FedEx man leaves, realizing that no one was home, and continues on with his job.

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7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,8

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who is gay wit mon james cornish

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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