My uncle got hit by a truck, what was the last thing to go through his mind? The drive shaft.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas many gift card to stores he liked

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I'm Coming

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What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

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Why do so many people like writting really bad anti jokes? Said Santa Claus

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Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

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Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

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Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

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An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

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Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

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I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

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What did the big Chimney say to the little Chimney? Nothing they are chimneys ....

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Why did an old man cause a car accident? He gotf a heart attack.

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Johnny: One day dad i will be tall like you! (Later that day johnny was found dead in a garbage bag)

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Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

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Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

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Whats a black and white and red all over? i dont know...who spends their time researching this kind of stuff

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Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

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why did susie fall off the dollar coaster? it only cost 50 cents susie is gone now

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What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

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women drivers>asian drivers>asian women drivers

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A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said, "No change. He's likely to die, too."

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What does a homeless guy do when he's hungry ? Nothing, he has no food.

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"How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?" "Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and close the door." "How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?" "Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door." "The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend.... except one. Which one?" "The Elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator." "There is a river you must cross but it is used by crocodiles, and you do not have a boat." "You jump into the river and swim across. Have you not been listening? All the crocodiles are attending the Animal Meeting."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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