- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mumma is so fat that she wears large clothes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken had been running in the road's direction for some time, and continued travelling in that direction despite the road being in the way.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" Someone who needs to consider not saying "Knock Knock" every time they are about to enter a building.

What's white and looks like paper? Paper

whats worse than having ice cream and not eating it? Being lactose intolerant

What's grammatically incorrect about this sentence? Nothing. I lied.

My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

Roses are bitches Violets are two, your mother is a bigger bitch then both

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

two japanese men walk into a bar. the first japanese man says “i am japanese!” the second japanese man says “i am also japanese!” the bartender then says “well, hey. i’m japanese too”. the bar was in japan.

What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

What did Rebecka black say on Thursday? Today is thursday.

why did the boy laugh? cause he was reading this joke!

What do Hitler and Jesus have in common? Facial hair.

A horse walks into a bar. The owner promptly calls a local farmer to let him know that his horse has escaped again.

Whats worse them finding a worm in your apple??? finding out your adopted

When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

How do you survive the zombie apocolypse? You avoid dieing or being mutated in the living dead.

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Feces

A rat and a pig rape a puppy. Hey, that's just life.

What's worse than having two girlfriends at once. Seven. Seven girlfriends. All across America.

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