why did the chicken cross the street? so it could throw a fridge at you, you are very loud at night for some reason and you wake everyone up. the chicken then goes home to watch gay porn videos.

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Why did the jew ask for $10 back after he lent a boy $2? Because of inflation

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How do you tell a crazy man that he is on fire? You're on fire.

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What has 8 legs and makes women scream? .....Gang rape.

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Why did the black man jump off of a bridge? -He was in depression and comitted suicide.

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Roses are red Bacon is also red Poems are hard Bacon

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knock knock... ....... no one replies.. the family is deff..

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Why am I writing this? Cuz I am eating babies alive right now!

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What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

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what's bloody and sweet? A squashed mosquito sprinkled with sugar.

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What did Tarzan shout when he saw the elephants coming? "Here come the elephants!"

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EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

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How did the Mexican get into the United States? He showed his passport, and the correct documents & information, and was admitted into the country as a new American citizen.

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What could be worse than a giant paint bubble? The Holocaust.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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What did the sea say to the penguin? Nothing it just waved..

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Obama Getting Re-Elected.

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What did the asian kid do before he got a blood test? He studied.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cuz he was black.

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Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

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Are you made out of silicon, because you are silly and your name is Con.

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Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

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what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

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what do you call a sexy feminist? nothing, there are none

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Anti Joke

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