- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats black and blue and red all over? A housewife that was recently abused by her alcoholic wife. (from will c. and jack f.)

What's green and invisible? This cabbage in my hand.

What do you call an unconscious black man? An ambulance.

What do you call a house big enough to fit all the poor people in America? A fairly large establishment without quality standards.

What do you call it when a dead man has his wallet stolen? Rob Zombie.

Knock Knock who's there its black george washington.

Roses are red, Violets are blue; In Soviet Russia, POEM WRITES YOU!

knock , knock That Was The Same Mistake That Ann Frank Made.

Why did the horse say moo? Because it's a cow

A bra walks into a dyslexic man.

why did the chicken cross the road, but didnt make it he didnt cross it. he was pushed by a band of gang members and hit by a bus

Life is like the Titanic. You cruise along on course and everything is great -- until you hit an iceberg and 1,517 people die.

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why did the chicken cross the road? he was an escaped mental paitent

Gay rights.

an american walks out of a strip club.

What did the wife get her husband after he became a paraplegic in a car accident? Divorce papers.

knock knock Person A: who's there Person A: oh shit that was me

How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

How did the blonde trip the brunette? She stuck out her foot

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms

How do you kill a cripple? You bite its fucking face off

One sunny Tuesday morning, Tom and his friends were outside playing at the park. Then, suddenly, a violent storm was rapidly approaching. It was recommended that everyone should seek shelter immediately.

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