- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a school bus? A dog and a school bus are not sexually compatible and therefore they cannot reproduce.

"knock knock" "who's there" no answer Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

Why did the black man cry and scream? It's anybody's guess. He was having a rough day.

a cat and a duck walk into a pub. the cat enters first and says for the duck to put all of their drinks on his bill. the duck(being a duck)says nothing because ducks cannot speak. therefore the cat shouldnt have been speaking either.

So a girl says "I want to be a banana when I grow up". She's set unrealistic goals and her parents fear she may be autistic.

How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

roses are red violets are blue hey fu i'm making stew out of my own poo

I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

Roses are gray, violets are blue; I'm red-green colorblind so I occasionally have difficulty seeing most shades of red or green.

A piece of wood walks into a bonfire. Wood can't walk.

13 =B you just learned something

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What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

A friend? Just a friend that you told to stop pretending to be me? And you had no idea whatsoever that I am Nero as in not one of the six hundred thousand wabbabes?

A man is in the desert and he finds a lamp, he rubs the lamp and out comes a genie! The genie says "I can grant your three wishes, for releasing me from the lamp" The man says "I wish I didn't have AIDS".

I am pleased and honored to hear you speak that beautifully straight from your heart Nero, you are without equal, unmatched. And he who is unmatched, also stands alone.

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