A black man walks out of a police station

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why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was very unhealthy, and had a heart attack attempting too

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What would you call Shaquille O'Neal if he was on the moon? Shaquille O'Neal, or any nickname you may have for him.

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Doctor! Doctor! There's a fly in my soup! Gross.

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whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

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What do you call Rosa Parks? One bitchy negro. Just kidding she was a visionary for human rights, now you can't dislike this cause you'll be saying that Rosa Parks wasn't a visionary, take that blacks.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Just kidding, it's Danny. Oh okay, come in.

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Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

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Why did Suzy drop her ball? Because roughly 5 years ago she was part of a car crash violently tearing off both of her arms. Knock knock. Who's there. NOT SUZY!

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Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a truck. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally. Why did Sally fall of the swings? She had no arms. Why didn't Jimmy help her up? Jimmy is a fish. There's a guy with no arms and no legs who loves to swim. What's his name? Bob. Ya know Bob's twin brother is in the same condition. He loves to play in the leaves. And what's his name? Russell. Why couldn't Sally swing on the swing? She had no arms. What did the girls mom tell her to do before she went to bed? Go to bed. How do you wake up Will Ferrell? You set his alarm clock to a reasonable hour. What did the fat man who had his car stolen tell the police? Someone stole my car.

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Could not care less if he is jealous, too busy living it up, anyways thanks for notifying me, and guys, I know I could call up the office and tell you all that you wont get paid if you remain reading my comments, I might not be leading by example today, but I suggest you get back to work, as for the case whose name we do not reveal here, my part is done, yes I know, you can find it under cabinet C in my office, the thick file with the color pictures (the only one with color pictures) And that is why I am taking a break, now please get back to work, as I said I could just call down at every damn office room, but that would be unfair for those that are not on horsecrap network. Thanks people, keep the flag flying. Nero your overlord Fuck formalities, im not at work today.

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What do Michael Jackson and a T-Rex have in common? They're both dead.

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What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

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Why did the chicken cross the road? - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - I lied, it was a goat.

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To men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

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what did the pumpkin muffin say to the blueberry muffin? nothing, because muffins can't talk.

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One kisses says: I have had 3 bottles of water today and I haven't peed yet. His friend says: O you probably have a urinary track infection.

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Roses are red, and blood is too. But violets are purple. NOT FUCKING BLUE.

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"Doctor, I seem to have a large horn-like growth protruding from my nose". "Well, yes, that is because you are a rhinoceros".

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I am a mime

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what will you do if you become a ruler of the world? Waking up, its just a dream GET REAL!

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An indian boy asked his Dad,'Why do we have such long names?' His father didn't reply, he died on the road home.

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A deaf man is listening to the radio. Think about it.

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What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

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Anti Joke

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