- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man driving a fire truck? A firefighter you racist.

Q.How do you scare an emo?? A.Run after them with plasters

If Jewish men light a menorah during Hanukkah, what do Jewish women light? Jewish women light a menorah as well; Judaism is a relatively fair religion to both sexes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Light turned green, indicating that it was a safe and appropriate time to cross

Why did the duck cross the road? It followed the chicken.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom.

why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

A hairy monster walks into a bar. It was halloween.

Knock Knock Who's there? John John who? John Williams.

What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

Q: Whats a spanish teacher who cant speak spanish A: duhh. it called an english teacher

I cant believe they been together after all that shit. (person ask what) and you say your buttchheeeeks:]

Why can't you fit 100 oranges in a bathtub? Because motorcycles don't have doors

What has 2 legs and smells like fish A fish with 2 legs

whats the difference between a baby and an onion? no one cries when u chop up a baby.

Whats worse than ten babies stapled to a tree? One baby stapled to ten trees.

What did the man with a colostomy bag say after his home was destroyed in a fire? At least all my shit’s in one place.

whats black and yellow a chinese with a bruise

Diana- hey i havnt seen you all summer. Whaaat did you do over the summer? Paul- contract HIV Diana- ...oh ...

What do you call Anne Franks life? A big game of hide and go seek.

whats bad about being black and jewish they have to sit in the back of the oven

Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

Two egyptian soccerclubs are playing, what's the score? Over 70 dead

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