- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a white man without a face? Dead. What do you call a black man without a head? Negger.

Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

It's good to be a scientist and great to be a biologist. However, it is never okay to be a scientologist.

women's rights.

Why didn't the kid return home after school? He was having a sleep-over with a bunch of his friends. Who all died from a robbery.

How many Jews can you fit into a car? Depending on the size of the car, you should be able to safely fit somewhere between 2 and 8.

oh no a butt!!!!!!!!!! your stubid oh wait your right ahhhhhhhhhh

Why did the plane crash? Because the engine wasnt working.

Two penises walk into a minefield. Both are very careful with their every step and try not to be blown.

Whats red and smells like black paint Red paint

Imagine yourself in a box with no windows and no doors. How do you get out? Stop imagining.

what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

Why did the chicken cross the road? Systemic oppression.

Flawed genetics? I am just sad, but then again I am a crybaby, mind sharing a bit more with me? I mean you wont call me wont you? You are not keeping me a secret from anyone right?

What's dark, scary, and full of puppies? My van. I lied about the puppies...

what do the students call their red-headed friend? Mike.

What's the difference between a radio and a bowl of potato salad? If you put batteries on a radio you can turn it on and listen to some music. If you put batteries on a bowl of potato salad it's not gonna give you any music.

your mom is so rude that she took her t shirt of and her bra of she was not naked how did she get so rude she drank till one brain cell was left

knock knock come in !

What is worse-losing your phone or failing school? Apartheid

What is worse than catching someone trying to cheat by looking at your exam? Getting struck by lightning.

cerleb i wrote the one about melons!

What is red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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