- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some roses are white 72.4% of Americans are too

Why did the girl miss her date? She got killed.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your mom. Just kidding, it's the pizza guy. Pizza guy who?

Why was the orphan's christmas sad? He got a violent chest infection and died.

How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. One to screw in the light bulb and one to suck my dick.

The one under this is a fake. i wrote the real one

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

once, my brother took my lard and gave it to the less fortunet

What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a Mustang? I don't have a Mustang in my garrage.

An englishman, an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar. They were all lawyers out on lunch break and happened to walk into the same building. They laughed about the coincidence over the a drink

What's the difference between a Obama and a drug-dealer? I don't know what? I don't know, I was asking if you know...

Knock Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah's witness.

why did the crops die? because a deranged clown sprayed them with liquid nitrogen.

Who went shopping on Saturday? There is a reason I put a question mark there, so you guys could reply. Not so I could respond myself.

Why didnt the chicken cross the road? He was chicken.

The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

Q: What's orange, hairy, and covered with gasoline? A: Definitely not a chair.

knock knock whos there? jew jew who ? jew son o a b**** ? (aimed at ight wing racist jews)

What's the difference between Elisabeth Fritzl and Pope John Paul II? Pope John Paul II wasn't imprisoned and raped continuously over a 24 year period in a horrific act of cruelty by his father

Why did the black man eat lucky charms? Because it was breakfast time and he was hungry.

Knock knock. Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mop who? (I eat ma poo) Haha. ~Ali M.~

There was a Jewish man and a German man why was it akward? Because one of them farted

If Waldo and Carmen Sandiego had a child it would be fictional.

A man walks in to a bar, remembering he was actually going to the hardware store, he heads out and leave.

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