What's brown and sits in the woods? Winnie's poo

why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapeled to the chicken

What's the difference between a baby and my trampoline? I take my boots off before i jump on my trampoline. . .

Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

What happened to the white man who beat up the black man? He was arrested for assault and battery. What happened to the black man who beat up the white man? He was also arrested for assault and battery. Their races have no superiority to the law.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was walking.

Your moms so fat she weighs 200 kilograms

Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

justin bieber walks into a bar, he is then kicked out because he's under age.

a man walks into a bar, what does he say answer: oww..

Past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense!

Why is Tommy dead? Because he died.

A husband and wife just had a baby, and he came out black.

I wrote a funny joke.

What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

If u give brandon a stick he will most likely poke u

Roses are red Violets are blue i have aides egg

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

Three men were on a plane. Oh wait. You probably already heard this one.

List of people I love: Hitler Stalin Mussolini Ted Bundy Charles Manson Hannibal Lecter Vladamir Putin Satan Justin Beiber One Direction Chris Brown Chris Brown's parents Oh, and my mother. I love my mother, too.

Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin, "Sure is hot in here." The other muffin says, "AHHHH! A talking muffin."

i'm an inbred jew - Barras

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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