- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have down syndrome, my favorite color is potato

Did you hear about the comedian cereal killer?...He raped his victims before strangling them to death.

What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigga

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Why did the princess kiss the frog? She really wanted a wart.

What did the man with no head get for Christmas? Nothing he was dead

What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

Why don't meth addicts like food? Because they have not teeth to chew it with.

Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

Tim and Jim are Telling Jokes Tim: Knock Knock ... Jim does not respond because Tim has a mental disorder causing him to believe in hypothetical doors and thus ignores him so that he does not upset his friend

Two monkeys are sitting in a tree. One monkey looks to the other monkey and says, "I bet I can jump from this tree to the next tree without falling." The other monkey replies, "I'm sure you could. You're a monkey."

A man walks into a bar, asks for a drink. He then realises that it was a metal bar and not one that serves alcoholic beverages. He then ponders the mysteries of the world and the universe.

This is not a joke, I'm just bored (or am I?)

How do you cure aids? Jonathon siezed to care as he proceeded to cry when he was told his lemons were over the weight of what he'd expected

What's tiny and smells like a big banana? A tiny banana

There's a black guy, a yellow guy, and a white guy. Which one survives? All of them do. See. I'm not racist!

What did a Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know, I don't speak Chinese.

knock knock who's there? F uck F uck who? F uck off

Why did the teacher fall on her face? She was shot in the back of her head.

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