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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench is nonsentient, generally heavier and not necessarily light-dark brown colored, whereas the black man is fully capable of thinking and usually has dark toned skin.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia! Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia! Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia! Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia......

Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

What is the answer to life, universe and everything? Nothing.

But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

If life's a box of chocolates, I'm the dominant male.

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? I dont know lets go play on our bikes.

Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

guess what? i dont know, what? i dont know either, i thought you knew.

Your mom is so black, i shot a bullet at her. It came back and said i need a flashlight.

Why didnt the chicken cross the road? He was chicken.

What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

Your mother is so fat that she's more prone to cardiovascular disease than other people who stick to the proper BMI or body mass index

What has two legs, but can't walk? Half a dog.

What did the fat girl mean when she said, " last night was amaziing?" that pizza pie you shared was very well crafted and baked

Q: Whats the difference between a Jewish man and a pizza? A: Jew's are humans and can feel emotions, as for pizza's can not feel emotions, because they are pizzas.

Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, And if one alcoholic should one day stroll along: There'll be no more bottles hanging on the wall.

whats a funny joke? nuthing nuthing at all

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