The Chicken was crossing the road one afternoon, he was fined by a police officer for J walking He made it to the other side.

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Why aren't dragons real? Because if any animal were to breath fire (let alone have a gland that produced it), they would cease to live for their necks would scorch from the inside out.

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Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

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What's the difference between Marvin Gay and George Straight. They are two different people

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civil rights

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is promptly arrested for sexual harassment.

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Why did the girl fall of her bike? Because she got hit by a fridge!

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What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

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When the poop hits the fan and you walk in with your pants around your ankles, it's a bad sign!

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what do you call a pie in a roll a roll and pie

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Ruebin is Red, Curtis is too. i think i need a sweaty poo

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Why did Jimmy's grandma never come home ? Her liver failed .

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A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

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Q~ What did the black man say to the priate when he pulled out a AK47? A~ "This is a gun. im going to kill you with it."

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My friends told me they found a dead women....they said they pissed on her........that was my mom

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why did the black man start crying? because his ancestors were treated horribly

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How do you get a elephant in a fridge? You open the fridge and put it in. How do you get a Rhino in a fridge? You take the elephant out and then put the rhino in. All the animals in the animal kingdom are at a meeting, what animal isn't there? The rhino, his in the fridge. How do you cross a river full of alligators? Walk across the allligators are at the meeting.

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Roses are red violets are blue... Only not really. Actually light is reflected off them and these colors show up soo....

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Myth: Everyone but redheads has a soul. Fact: No one has a soul.

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what did the guy say to the goose? i know you don't understand but my life sucks. my wife just dumped me for another man and my kids hate me. thank you. you are the only one to understand.

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What was the baker a coward? He didn't have the "Bunz" to prove it!

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What's the difference between a person who can differentiate an anti-joke from a joke and one who cannot? Other than being able to tell the difference between the two types of humour, it is impossible to tell, as no further information is given.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Betty Betty Who Betty Sue Never heard of ya I'm here from the management. You have a present. I don't care, we don't take kindly to you city folks. But Sir, If you don't take this I will have to ask you to leave. Well what is it. It's your bill. Knock knock Who's there? Cowabunga! Cowabunga Who? Moo Moo alalalalalal woohoo i'm so high

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Why are rich people usually fat? They're living large

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Anti Joke

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