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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Justin Bieber cross the road? Because the chicken chose him as a decoy.

One day little billy was wandering happily through the forest.He then trips and his legs disintegrate

Whats brown and a fag? A bundle of sticks

What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

Knock Knock? Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? It is a science fiction show about a time traveller

whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? thier skin tone.

Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pig? One makes bacon when smoked.

Then I contracted bronchitis from the smoke. Unfortunately I don't not have time to visit a doctor to mend this debilitation. In fact, nobody does.

What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

What dd the man say to his wife? Make me a samich!

Josh Groban, John Mayer, Ben Folds and Nick Cave are at an underground club that specialises in lithuanian folk music and siberian vodka. end of story

Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

What's small and doesn't turn girls on? A bottlecap.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares...he didn't make it anyways..

A man gets a new job working for his boss. Later, he beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later concluded that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house... Knock, knock Who's there? The chicken.

Q: Why didin't fat billy take the last peace of pie? A: cuz he was not hungry

What happened when the boy got caught with his hand in the cookie jar? He gets shot in the face by Santa.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being black

Roses are red Violets are blue I love you a lot But you're dead and I have unhealthy necrophiliac tendencies

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because KFC was hiring

Yo mamma's so fat that the gravity required to keep her on the ground is significantly smaller than an average sized human.

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