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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Crime in a hen house. All hens killed. Police found the suspected fox quickly and asked him if he have done it. No - he said. But it was him.

What's black, blue, red, green, white, purple, orange, yellow, etc.? Last I checked, a bunch of colors

Confucius says... He with whom neither slander that gradually soaks into the mind, nor statements that startle like a wound in the flesh, are successful may be called intelligent indeed.

Once upon a time a was born

Why was six afraid of seven? Because six cheated on seven and slept with nine.

did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he's all right now

Q:Why was the black guy carrying a gun A:He's a cop

Q- if a small quiz is a quizicle then whats a small test A- a testicle

What did the horse say to the man? The man woke up from his dream so he didn't know either

what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? a broken head.

What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm Animals

what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

A man walked into a pole barn oh wait I meant a pole bar so it actually hurt.

An Asian woman is driving home from work and arrives in 30 minutes, which is strange because it normally does not take that long but she left during rush hour and the traffic was very bad at the time.

Roses are Red Violets are blue Shut up I'm watching Re-runs of FRIENDS.

whats worse than 10 babies nailed to a tree? one baby nailed to ten trees.

What's worse then getting socks on Christmas? Being murdered by a bear.

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

A guy is taking a pee in the ocean and a fish swims up and drinks the pee. The fish says "thanks for the lemonade."

Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

To mama's so fat that her escape velocity in her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s

Roses are brown Violets are brown who the hell took a shit in my garden?

Q: Why did the little girl fall from the swing? A: Because she didn't have arms. Q2: And why did she fall from the swing again? A2: Because she tried to get on it again.

Have you heard of the dog that sounds like Megan fox? No Oh, well ummm apperantally there's this ummm dog that sounds like Megan fox. So ummm yeah. Pretty interesting stuff

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