- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Red." "Red who?" "Red any good books lately?" Suddenly, the séance lost credibility.

How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

why are black people so fast? because there black

Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

The 80's called. They need their couch back.

What mouse walks on two legs? Mickey Mouse. What bear walks on two legs? Winnie the Pooh. What duck walks on two legs? All of them, dumbass.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

What's large and blue? Probably quite a few things.

My diick won't stop barking unless I take it for a walk, problem is, I can't find a leash big enough

Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

Why did the woman eat her sandwich. She was hungry.

Q: Why did the guy fall off his bike? A: He got shot!

I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet... ...then I made fun of him and laughed.

But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

Roses are red Violets are blue Dandelions are weeds

your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

Why did the cow hail a taxi? Because cows can't drive.

Q: why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: because it was dead.

Name three similarities between racism and sexism I, S and M

What is annoying and uses another language? Spanish class!

A man walks into a bar later at night & the bartender says how was your day the man replies "well I found out my mom is a raging crack addict, my grampa has alzheimer's & i have terminal cancer" how was yours the bartender says "I found out im Hitlers lost son".

What's worse than homework? A basket full of mutilated puppies....

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