What did the cat say when it was hungry? Meow.

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Why the long face? My face isn't long, it's the same shape as everyone else, retard. I meant why are you sad. I'm not sad.

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My great grandfather died in a concentration camp. The poor guy fell off the guard tower.

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What's a vampire's favorite dessert? Vampire's don't exist What's Helen Keller's favorite dessert? Helen Keller doesn't exist

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When life gives you lemons, squirt the juice in life's eyes. Then life won't trust you with lemons.

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what do you call a black man in the bank holding a bag of money. One wealthy man

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why did the girl stop laughing? there was nothing to laugh about.

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Why cant stevie wonder read? Because he is blind

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What did the lady say to the boy who's parents just died? Haha, your parents just died.

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(To the pretty girl at the bar) "Was your father a thief? Because I really would like to have sexual intercourse with you."

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What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The black man is alive.

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How do you get a Jew to jump off a cliff? You kidnap his family and threaten to kill them if he doesn’t.

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Think of a number, add it by 7, subtract it by 2, and multiply it by 4. Now close your eyes, isn't it dark?

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Tom: Knock knock! Guy: Who's there? Tom: Carrot. Guy: Impossible.

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What is an Indian's favourite country? North Currya

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If Hellen Keller could meet Obama, what would she say? Nothing.

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why did the hobo want cancer so badly? he really needed a haircut

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Hey, in case you are around and still wonder how he got out. Anonymous tip from yours truly, if he had remained there, you would all have taken the blame. Just stay away from the deep web, and I wont be forced to come get all of you as well. For a long while I was suspicious that you might have been leaking information regarding me and all of us, but then the rules changed and information regarding Point Zero, subtle hints and such, began spreading, it has been removed, nobody will know what Intel was sold, so yeah, he was a mole, he is no more, for this I am sorry.

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So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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What did the Muslim say to the Jew? Nothing, as he has been deaf since birth and is incapable of forming coherent speech.

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What happened to the orphan? Who cares?

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Haikus are simple but sometimes they don't make sense refrigerator.

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Ok good, just checking. It would be a shame for your perishable foodstuffs to go bad.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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