Neo Nero, why did you not tell me that Nero7 is dead? When was the funeral held? Where is he buried? At point Zero? Please I need to know, he was basically my father, or rather all that my father never was, at least I dont have to wonder if he will ever come back... I understand your anger, even if I am not even close to following your extreme ideals, please tell me the code, the proof that you are not one of the Spetznas or the Nazi`s. "Eliza"

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A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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What happened to the teenager who was raped and murdered? Who knows? They never found the body.

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Roses are red, Violets are violet, If you think Violets are blue you're an idiot because they're called violets for a reason.

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What has 389,236,587 arms, has rainbow colored fur, and fornicates on your front lawn? Absolutely nothing. That's pretty much physically impossible.

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What is so sad about 5 black people going over a cliff in a Ferrari? That was my Ferrari by darragh hamilton

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She got shot in the head by her drunk step-dad.

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A terrorist robs a walrus.

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What did the boy say after he fell out of the tree? Nothing, he died.

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whats worse than 2 jews 3 jews

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Who ever invented the "Knock- Knock jokes" should get a "No-bell prize"

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What do you call a group with one Jew and three Germans? Friends

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How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

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A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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knock knock whose there? you have AIDS

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Canadians

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Why was Emily in Alaska? Because she and some friends had been playing Simon Says at a birthday party, and the dad had said 'Simon Says go to Alaska'.

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what happens on labor day? the day she has a baby... ya your having a kid

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a guy walks into a bar.. ouch

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza is an Italian food and a jew is a human that practices the Jewish faith

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your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

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Why did the Harry Potter fan cry in school? She ran out of tampons.

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Your mom is so fat because she eats too much and is most likely incapable of controlling when to stop.

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