- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy say to the elders at the senior center? Dayum, you're all ugly!

How many lemurs does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

If you are riding on a boat and all the wheels fall off, how many pancakes would it take to make a dog house? It does not matter because fish don't like tomatoes.

A stranger pulls up next to a little boy walking home from school. The stranger offers the boy a ride home. The boy says yes, gets in the car, and is driven home as promised

I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

What do gamers call an abortion on quintuplets? PENTAKILL!!!

Why was the little boy reluctant to approach his father? Because his father was a rotting corpse.

What's worse than a monkey attack. Nothing monkey attacks absolutely blow.

How hard is it to cross a man with a tree? Jesus only needed a few nails

What really killed the dinosaurs? ME!!!

Why did man lay down? His dog ate his genitals.

What happend to the girl who went to school dreased ugly She took the other students advice and whent home and killed her self

what do you call a baby with a stamp on his nose.? Kentucky won the national championship this year

Why was the little girl crying Someone therew a dump truck at her

What's so funny about Mexicans? Nothing. They're all humans too.

What did the banana say to the apple? We're fruity.

Will I be watching The Voice tonight? no.

why do jews like weed? A) because they are used to being baked.

Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

A boy asks his teacher for a eraser....he was given a blue pen. Turns out he was in space.

I saw a number three walking past me in the street the other day and I thought to my self that's odd.

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

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