What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

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How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

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Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

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Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

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I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

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What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

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Dani Barton is a stupid GIRL

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why did the woman walk into the kitchen? i don't know, but the better question is why she left in the first place.

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What do you call a dumb friend? Sam.

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whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Living in Africa.

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what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

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curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

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A hooker walks into a hospital. Only to find out that she has aids.

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A fish didn't walk into a bar, because fish cannot walk.

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How many vikings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Probably just one, though I'd imagine it hard to teach someone from the 9th century C.E. how to, let alone explain electricity.

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A pirate walks into a bar with a wheel on his crotch, and the bartender says, "What's that?" and the pirate says, "A deadly tumor."

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Guy1:should I ask this girl out? Guy2:NO!!!!!!! Guy1:????????

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How come Tommy isn't allowed to sing anymore? Because he has a punctured artery, collapsed lung, fractured ribcage, and a failed organ...

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A man walks into an exam room for a doctor's appointment. The doctor proceeds to perform the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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What did one apple say to the other???? Well, since they are fruits, and not people, they were unable to talk...

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three mexicans walk into a bar... the bartender says get the fuck out!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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