- Anti Joke

Person 1: I need an adult.... Person 2: I am an adult. Person 1: I need another adult... Person 2: My friend's an adult too. Person 1: I need a third adult Person 2: GOD UR NEEDY!

Two guys walk into a bar.... OUCH

I came to the bar at 7:00. What time did I leave at? There was no clock at the bar I went to, therefore i cannot determine when I left or when I cmae, so my above opinion is clearly incorrect.

Urban ghettos

if ruddel jumped on your back what do you do leave him on or pull him offf? shoot him.

I was on Facebook today. Opened someones wall. Read "LIKE if you know someone that needs to be smacked in the face with a shovel." So I liked it and wrote my exboyfriend's name.......

when chuck norris does a pushup, he is tearing the muscles in his biceps, deltoids, core, and triceps in order to make them stronger.

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

Roses are red, violets are blue, suck my tip and call me Regi.

George Bush=Bush Dick Cheny=Dick Colin Powell=Colon Condoleezza Rice=Rice One of these doesn't belong here.

You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

Why did a black man toss a bowl into the air? Because he just got it from the microwave and it was extremely hot.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mamas so old that she sat next to Jesus in kindergarten?

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

did you hear about the argument between jamie jacob and dylan? daniel killed them all

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

What do you call a deer in the wild? a deer

Why didn't the man tip his waitress? Because he's a cheap bastard.

You having friends.

What did the drunk homeless man get for his birthday? Liver cancer.

What happened to the woman who walked down a dark alley way? She found a lolly.

Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

Why did the man go to Cantabria, Spain? Because he liked potatoes... jk