- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

A man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink Bartender: Why the long face Man: My wife was recently killed in a horrible car accident Bartender: Oh my god, I'm so sorry Man: Jks I have AIDS

What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

Why did Johnathan drop his popsicle? He was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Johnathan

Why do catholic priests enjoy the company of boys? Because they must remain celibate and cannot have children of their own.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

The Holocaust is worse than any number of bee stings. Unless, of course, bees separated people of certain ethnic backgrounds from their families and killed them off bit by bit by stinging them.

Who ya gonna call? ... Whoever you need to talk to at the current time.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. I cut off his leg.

Why was 6 afraid of seven? well if 7 8 9 then what happened to the rest?

a dyslexic man walked his god.

Why did moral man lose his superpowers? Because he read the pointless superpowers section and realized its pointless... Moral: yeah this is my power... :(

What do you call an Aboriginal in a yellow sleeping bag? An organised man, ready for the harsh winter ahead.

Why did the clown get in the car? Because he can.

Q. What did the chicken say to the buffalo? A. Nothing, this is an improbable predicament.

Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

My grandpa died in the holocaust. How? He had gas.

I'm sorry but your child seems to have fractured his spinal column and can no longer control any part of his body below his neck.

What do a purple cow and a red fire engine have in common? Both like eating pizza on Fridays, except for the red fire engine.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??