How do you know if you have athlete's foot? You ask your doctor, and he will tell you.

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Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

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Q. How much Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A. None, they just steal one.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

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What did the black man do for his science project Which is better homemade or colonel sanders?

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What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

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a woman goes to an abortion clinic, kills a baby and still leaves pregnant.

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Q: What did a rock say to a Another Rock? A: Don't take things for Granite!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

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Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

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What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

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Roses are purple violets are green I am color blind shut up

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What do you call a black man running faster than a white man? Usain Bolt

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An Irish man, an English man, and a Scottish man are standing on the edge of a cliff. The English man and the Scottish man both fall of. The Irish man calls the authorities to alert them of this tragic misfortune.

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What is a holocaust survivors favorite food nothing

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I am the best i am the worst My wife was buried in hearse

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How many Chinese people does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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Why was the man attracted to other men? Because he was gay, and that is typically what happens when people are attracted to members of the same sex, and it is as natural as a man being attracted to women.

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What do you call a black person pimping out his bitches? a dog breeder.

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Henry VIII: I need another wife!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thomas Wolsey: All right then. How about my nan? Henry VII: I'm dead!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :~D

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A black man walks into a convienent store, pays for his stuff and leaves

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What did the hitler youth kid get for Christmas? An easy bake oven and a G.I. Jew.

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Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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