- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did little Jimmy fall off his bike? Because I threw a fridge at him.

What's the difference between an iPhone and a Samsung Galaxy? Google it, there are many differences.

Knock Knock Who's there? My foot. My foot who? My foot in your ass.

Double-whammy

Why did suzy not eat her breakfast? because i stapled her to the table.

A girl said to her boyfriend, "you take my breath away." The boy said, "that isn't possible" and they proceeded to have sex.

If anything is possible try to staple water to a tree.

A black man and a mexican man jump off the empire state building.Who wins? Nobody,suicide is a serious thing and it is depressing to think that the minorities In America would do such a thing to themselves.

Why did the man answer his cell phone at 3 AM in the morning? Because his phone was ringing and was probably waiting for an important phone call

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool? Phil, because that's his name.

What did the single woman get for Christmas? Raped.

A muslim walks out of a plane.

star wars kid

what did the handicap, gimp kid get on his test? I cant tell you.

Anti-jokes are funny.

Two jews walk into a bar. They drank beer and shot some pool and had a good time.

What do you call a two headed platypus? Go ask him, I'm sure he has a name.

What's better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

What do you call a house big enough to fit all the poor people in America? A fairly large establishment without quality standards.

Whats brown and sticky? Brown paint,

What's the quickest way to a man's heart? A knife.

Q; why did the German ask the Jew to go in his shower? A; because the Jew had stayed the night at the Germans house.

Showcasing you? Really? I am tired too, yeah its daytime here as well, sleep well then. Hey, by the way, when you where like posting a lot of weird comments, where you trying to impress me?

There is a mom a dad and a son, they walk into the museum and the dad is in the bathroom.

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