- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally raped and murder six's parents whilst six hid in the closet and watched.

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, the mystery is how mice can get inside a lightbulb.

Q: Whats worse than spilling milk? A: Cancer Q: Whats worse than cancer? A: Rebecca Black

Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

why don't bears wear shoes? because they have bear feet

What do retards eat for lunch? Grilled Cheese

Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

What did the bank clerk say to the robber when he demanded all the money in the drawer? "Okay."

the boy fell, because he hit a bump.

When life gives you melons, your probably dyslexic.

Q. What's The Best Thing About Having Sex With Twenty Three Year Old's? A. There are 20 of them...

Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

What is the difference between Acenaphthoquinone and Acetoguanamine? I don't know...

Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

race-car = rac-ecar

Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

What tastes worse than dog shit? White dog shit.

Why did the man laugh as he sat in the electric chair? He was being tickled by the guard.

Why was the girl distressed by the photo of her boyfriend's mutilated corpse? Because it was out of focus.

How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

the bully said, you're just small fries. the fries couldn't help it someone ordered a small!

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