- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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There is no I in team... But there is a u in suck. There is no I in team, but there is in awesome

Yo mama is so fat she lost 100 pounds and now she's not fat.

What do you say if you wake up and see your television floating around at night? Say,"I should probably get to sleep. This is probably an effect of sleep deprivation."

Why did the man get go to sleep? He got hit in the face with a hammer.

Why did the sloth cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

Should a pole bump an alarm?

Wish me luck these are the ten numbers on my keno 19 65 80 2 34 72 68 22 12 8

Statistically, 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape

A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

Why didn't Michael J. Fox feel the Virginia earthquake? He was on vacation in Maui.

"Spell 'horse'" "H-O-U-Z-E" "No, that's incorrect. You failed the spelling test, you stupid fool."

What did Tarzan say when the elephants came over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill!

cory is gay

What's the difference between a pile of rotting shit about to be re-heated in the microwave and Kevin James's new movie "The Zookeeper" ... Nothing.

Atheism

why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally murdered six's family

Did you hear about Phil in accounting? No? Well he was trying to make a new type of car. He took the seats from a ford engine from a dodge, and the frame from a toyota. Do you know what he got? 5 years in jail.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

I GOT YOUR BUTT PUSSY!

I have your mom in bed just kidding, i killed her Then barried her

Whats the difference between a boy scout and a jew? A boy scout gets to come home after camp.

Why did the pengoon cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because his hands were amputated.

why did the girl cross the road? no one knows because she was hit with a car and died on impact.

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