Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

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Ask me if my names Troy. Is your name troy? No, it's Roy.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Your Adopted Deal With It!!!

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Hey, did you hear about the guy who got his left arm and left leg cut off? Yeah, it was pretty brutal. His right arm and right leg got cut off, too.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "why the long face?" The horse replies "my whole family was killed in 911... And I used the money I got from life insurance to get plastic surgery to always have a smile on my face. My doctor botched the surgery, so now my face is elongated. Even for a horse, of course."

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What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.

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Who does creatine? James Cornish

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Knock knock. who's there? Banana. Banana Who? Knock KNOCK!!! WHO IS THERE!!! BANANA!!!! BANANA WHOOOOO!!! Banana Johnson....... I'M YOUR NEIGHBOR!!!!

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how many baby's does it take to paint a wall?? depends how hard u throw them

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whats worst than finding a worm in your apple???? an apple in your worm.

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A man walks into a bar. He tricks a lady into smelling a rag doused with chlorophoam, and rapes her.

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how do you wake up a cat? you break it.

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"Doctor, I seem to have a large horn-like growth protruding from my nose". "Well, yes, that is because you are a rhinoceros".

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What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

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Who's mean and white and really not nice? Hitler

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What's worse than finding a worm on your apple? Trench foot on your eyebrow.

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A man walks into a restaurant and asks a waiter, "Do you serve crabs here?" The waiter says, "Certainly! In fact, stuffed crab is today's special."

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Q: What did the serial rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

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Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo. Get in the van.

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what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

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Guess what my dad got me for my birthday? NOTHING, he left my mom and I when I was a baby.

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Why did the pig cross the road? To chase after his adopted chicken.

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What magical power enables Spongebob to talk? There is no magical power. he is a cartoon therefore making him be able to anything in anyone's wild dreams.

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Why did the Italian family have spaghetti for dinner? Thats the only thing they had in the house

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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