- Anti Joke

Why did the black guy get a boner? The nitric oxide levels in his trabecular arteries and smooth muscle of his penis rose, causing his arteries to dilate and therefore enlarging his penis.

You're rowing a canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a dog house? None because icecream doesn't have bones.

There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

If Irishmen didn't walk out of bars, they would collect and eventually fill the bars of the world and would die given the bars could not support them.

There is a black guy a white guy and a Mexican, whose driving. The other black guy.

'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

Where did the little boy go on vacation? His mother's funeral.

There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

why are there so many peadofiles in the world? sexy kids.

The next sentence is true. The previous statement is false.

How many pastry chefs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. It's a fairly simple job.

A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

So you are "The Nero" are you not? How ironic... ...I got nothing on you, let me ask you however, why did you quit the underground society? What changed your lifestyle so much? I mean I accept that you did not do it out of fear or cowardice, but why did you leave it up to the rest of us to try to hold together the last remains of freedom and social information? What? To use your techniques in order to entrance people into buying your books? How is that so different? I am not saying that I consider your methods lesser, because nobody here does, but if you can explain how this makes you better, I would appreciate it, I am certain that most people would.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black guy get a boner? The nitric oxide levels in his trabecular arteries and smooth muscle of his penis rose, causing his arteries to dilate and therefore enlarging his penis.

What looks good hanging from trees? Spanish moss.

What's Rupert bear's middle name? the

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

What do you call a black person who puts out fires? a firefighter

Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

what do you call a old guy who touches children? my dad

Roses Are Red , Violets Are Blue , Go Die .

My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

What did the squirrel say to Justin Bieber? We both enjoy nuts.