- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

Ok soo theres a Jewish Guy, a Christian Guy and a Gay Guy. The Jewish Guy goes Amen The Christian Guy goes Ámen The Gay Guy goes Ammeeeennn

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because her grandfather hit her with a wrench.

Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

Sigh, everybody in the world hates me :( Moral: Seven billion people? Realy?

Two People runs into a bar. They were thirsty.

Why did the black man commit suicide? Because he was killed by a white cop.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Q: What do you call a serial killer named Mark? A: Mark.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah Witness

A gay man named pat played on a gay website with a child named Charlie

Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck its dick.

A vulture gets on a transatlantic flight with a dead animal in each claw. The flight attendant stops him, and says "I'm sorry, sir, only one piece of carrion per passenger allowed"

your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

Eric is gay Ha

Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

A doctor tells a woman he needs to take her rectal temperature. The woman tells the doctor "That's not my rectum." The doctor promptly apologizes and conducts the rest of the check up.

What do you call an blonde, brunette, and a redhead? There has yet to be a definition for a group of people categorized by hair color.

I was expecting something like that... Anyway, good you do not mind in particular, because that means I am just boring myself here, so, tell me something about yourself you don't tell people most.

whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

Who threw beer on livvy barnett? Cam irwin.

How do you offend a black man? Call him a nigger.

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