Doctor! Doctor! There's a fly in my soup! Gross.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Hitler.

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Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

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Dani Barton is a stupid GIRL

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What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

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YOU WONT GIVE THIS A THUMBS UP!!!! YOU WONT DO ITTTT

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This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

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knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

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Three men walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

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The biggest lie ever. "I do" -Kim Kardashian

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what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

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Knock Knock Who's there A serial rapist

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Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

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your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

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Když si to Nikolas ,dejme tomu že Bihary, you know nuseng.. hahahahaha

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Q: What is the first thing you do if you wake up and meet the entire justice league(!!!) Which tells you that you are the "chosen one" and that only you can save the world once your true powers awaken? A: Increase your schizo medication.

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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Did you know that many scientists will find out what happens after death within your lifetime? But not their lifetime...

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Your mother is so stupid that she had to study, a lot.

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What do you say to a cat with a helmet on? Silly cat, you rhyme with hat but you shouldn't wear one.

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What did the three year old say when he dropped his milk? Shitting buggery!

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what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

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really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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