Why was the man so angry? Because the woman was not in the kitchen

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An Asian walks into a bar. He has a few drinks, but makes sure not to have to many. He then drives home safely, and enjoys a good nights rest.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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How do you make a boy cry? Pour soup on his head.

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What starts with P and ends in ORN Popcorn!

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Bill: Hey Bob guess what? Bob:What? Bill: your adopted

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POOP.....People Order Our Patties

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What do you call a quadriplegic man at a museum? "Sir," unless you happen to know his given name, in which case it would be most polite to call him that.

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Q. What did the blond say when she woke up? A. I don"t know. I wasn't there.

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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It's raining, its pouring, the old man is snoring. He bumps his head, and is quickly rushed to the ER for serious head trauma

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Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

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What is Mary short for? She has no legs.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

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Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

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Why didn't the scientist discover a cure for apathy? He simply lost interest in it.

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"Knock knock." "Come in."

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there were two cyclists cycling down a main road in china at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace, one being chinese and the other irish. why did the irish man get stopped and the chinese man not? because the irish man had in fact raped and murdered a young child in his native home town and then fled the country to china.

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Why was the black Jew sad? He had to sit at the back of the oven

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A Polish man walks into a bar and says, "Co za asy..."

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How can humans fly? Well if you run and jump of a cliff...nevermind you would just smash your face on the ground. I guess that isn't technically flying.

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today in aa we were telling stories one of them was: that a girl put a wet cat (to dry it) in the oven

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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