What's the difference between Batman and a black guy? One is a guy that dresses up like a bat and fights crime and the other is just a mild-mannered person.

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How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

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Knock knock, ... Little Timmy bursts into tears, Because his parents don't love him.

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An Irishman walked out of a bar

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Evil Witch: Hey Snow White, want an apple. Snow White: No thank you, I just ate, I'm good. Evil Witch: But its good! Snow White: No thanks, I'm good! Evil Witch: Ill put caramel on it!! Snow White: NO THANKS! Evil Witch: FINE!! The Evil Witch then pulled out an AK - 47 and violently murdered Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.

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Why didn't Sally go to the party? Because everybody hates her and she wasn't invited.

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What did the computer say to his girlfriend? I'm going to RAM you tonight.

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The tooth fairy, Santa and, Justin Beiber are the same, little kids believe in them, whats wrong with America these days

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Know what's worst than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Obama

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What should you do when your husband is staggering in the back yard Shoot him again

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Women's rights

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I've got a dig bick. You that read wrong. You also read the second sentence wrong.

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A priest a rapist and a child molester walk into a bar. He orders a drink

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I like to give help to people, expecting that they will be my slaves for life.

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what did the older brother do? put on a joke on anti jokes what did the younger brother do ? give it a minus score what did the older brother do ? tell him and then played gears of war 2 (they got gears 3 but wanted to go bakc in time, not like michael J fox in a car with a crazy doctor but as in play an old game)

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What's worse than having a FUPA? The Holocaust

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What do a porkchop and a watermelon have in common? They're both edible, organic, and delicious. Also, both are fun to throw at people.

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Whats alive and drowning? your new born baby you just threw in the river

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A man walks into a chiropractor. The chiropractor asked whats wrong with you? The man replies My boner has scoliosis.

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How do you drown a blonde? Intentionally attempting to drown anyone, regardless of their hair color, is murder which is illegal and morally wrong to do.

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Knock Knock Who's There No-one your not very popular

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what did the orange say to the apple? hi

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What did little John do when he was bored? He went on Anti-Joke

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What did the dead woman say to the murderer nothing dead people cant talk

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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