Roses are Red. Violets are blue. I took a shit on your wife's face last night.

What's the difference between a gay and a homo?...........WTF I DON'T KNOW!?!?!?!?

What sits on a shelf and says hey im a book? A person who thinks hes a book.

A- Why did the chicken cross the road? B- I honestly do not care.

nick and a mexican were in a falling plane.. nick ate the mexican... that is all..

I'm going as the joker for halloween

Bible Fact0idz: "Something Drink my blood and consume my flesh and live forever something" Jesus- dead age 30something alcoholism liver problems and diabeetus at time of death, crucified and not been seen since, return pending? Classified Alcoholic. Moral: "YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!"

Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

do you know whats worse than a bad joke on antijoke.com the holocaust.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Or so the tell me, Because I'm Blind

One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

What's red and round? A red and round solid.

What do you call a exceptionally funny anti joke? Well, usually cruel and extremely vile.

What do you call the birth of George Lucas? Terrible, abdominal pain for his mother.

A black man, a gay man, and an Asian woman are sitting at a bar. The black man gets a phone call, and after the call all three of them are excited because they are all friends and the black man just got into a good college.

Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Why is the chicken afraid of the tiger? Chickens are inferrior to tigers and could easily be eaten.

Yesterday, upon the stair, I met a man who wasn't there. I saw him there again today; I've been sectioned. [L]

What do you call a yelling, enraged Asian man? A fucking asshole.

Chuck Norris has normal human strength.

Why is elmo sad? He was brutally raped by Dora :D

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being black

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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