- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you put a baby to sleep? Snap its neck.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was playing tic-tac-toe with a friend.

What do you call a midget mixed with a T. rex? Dinosaurs are dead and this is a highly un probable situation. Therefore, I do not know.

I find Holocaust jokes hilarious, Anne Frankly I know a few...

Matthew Wyckoff

What is better than tissues? Correct!

How do you get a woman to stop nagging? Smack her in the face.

i quit soccer because science happened and then i forgot how to screw in a lightbulb

How do you kill a retard? Give him a knife and say "who's special?"

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have cancer."

What is the difference between a refrigerator? Seven anchors because blue isn't vital for turtles to fornicate.

What do you call a fish with no I's Animal cruelty

A kid who lost parents is called an orphan and a wife who lost her husband is called a widow. What do you call parents who lost their child? Free on the Weekends.

11/9 Americans won't get this joke.

why was the kid laying in the middle of the baseball field? he was shot in the face then mauled by a bear.

What is the best thing the French ever invent The two piece

Wha do you call a couple with aids? 2 pepole who need immediate health treatment.

Hi welcome to yack in da box, can i hell you? Yes, could i have a jumbo jack? Jew wanna yumbo yack? Yes.

what do you call an anoying ginger? jimmy overby

How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

what do you call a black person who flies a plane? a pilot, you racist

"Merry Christmas, Mom! My gift to you is...ME!" "I brought you into this life you disrespectful brat!" He then proceeds to a cliff.

What's the difference between a battered woman and a regular woman. There is absolutely no difference...

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