- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you make a plumber sad? Kill his family

Why was six afraid of seven? Because chad makes babies cry.

Girl you must be Jamaican...because you're black and annoying.

what happened to the kid who opened the goldfish? he got eaten by a cixelsyd dinosaur

What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Nothing. Blackberries grow on bushes and I do not condone hate crimes.

Q: Why didn't Dwight D. Eisenhower play with the silly putty? A: Because he's dead.

What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

What's the difference between a police officer and a green dinosaur? They both aren't cabbages.

L.A Clippers 2000-2012 season!!!!

WHAT HAS MAN BOOBS THE SIXE OF JUPITER BOMBER NEVILLE

Q. What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of a door? A. Matt

If little jimmy has five candy bars and he eats three, what does little jimmy have? Diabetes

a charmander decided to take a swim a.w. j.p.

How can you tell if a duck is behind you? Turn around

Q: what did the old man do to the little boy in his dark cellar while babysitting on a stormy night? A: told him to hold a flashlight because the power went out and he needed to find his electric generator.

What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

Which deranged adventurer thinks that (one`s unprotected cranium) is stronger than (a brick structure) Mario. he keeps bashing his head on blocks in attempts to prove his own worth

what lies in ore an develops a golden tan ken bigleys body

Knock Knock Who's there? The Gestapo

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I felt like kicking something.

How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

Roses are red, violets are red, sunflowers are red, HOLY CRAP, MY GARDENS ON FIRE!

What's brown and sits in the woods? Winnie's poo

Once a upon a time there was a girl named Cinderella. She rubbed a magic lamp and a genie appeared. Then a guy named Larry Harry walks into a laundry mat. 7 days later she died.

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