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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the asian lady buy the large shirt instead of the medium? Because the medium didn't fit

A Horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks the horse, "Why the long face?". The horse didn't understand English, so he took a shit on the floor, and left.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was holding on to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Pier pressure.

your mom.

Why did the boy let go of his red ballon? Because he was hit by a car

Why do you call a person who spits in your cheeseburger? A mean person

You wanna know who else messes around a lot? My mom. Do you know who else has the best tacos in town? My mom. Do you know who else doesn't have time for this? My mom. She's a very busy woman; dealing with matters you'd expect a recently divorced mother would have to carry on her shoulders.

What did Petunia say to the other Petunia Hi there Petunia

Friend: Dude are you going to see the hunger games? Me: But i alreay seen it Friend: Dafuq? its not even out yet. Me: African children invented the hunger games. Friend: -.-

Kid- "Where do babies come from?" Mom- (commits suicide)

An airplane flies due north at 100 m/s through a 30 m/s cross wind blowing from the east to the west. Determine the resultant velocity of the airplane.

what did a ginger say to god? nothing gingers dont have souls and therefore cant go to heaven

Whats louder than a dinosaur? 2 Dinosaurs

Why did Susie fall off the swings? Because she was hit by a truck.

A dog walks into a club. Just kidding I hit the dog with a club multiple times, killed it, and went to jail for the murder of an innocent animal.

Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

HOw do u DEFeat thE hatErsz shitted on em

why do the klu kux klan wear pillowcases on their heads? they were going to go with coon skin but thought it was a little much!!

Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

Why couldn't Billy see the show? Because Billy is blind.

What should you do if reading the antijokes on this site makes you collapse with laughter? There is no need to worry about this because it won't happen.

Why can't Hellen Keller watch Spongebob? She doesn't have the proper cable service

How do you get four gay men on one stool? You get three more stools.

What is white and black and red all over.

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