- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cuz he was black.

What did the asian kid do before he got a blood test? He studied.

Are you made out of silicon, because you are silly and your name is Con.

Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

im gonna poop my pants. mom said to wipe afterwards i am a teletubby

A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

What did the snowman say when winter was ending? -Nothing you dumbass

Why was the giant centipede full? Because it just ate half a dozen purebred golden retriever puppies by hiding all day in the poopy newspapers and emerging at night to eat the defenseless baby dogs in their sleep. BUM BUM BUM KSSSH!

What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

What Did Gretel say to Hansel? Stop having sex with Ariana Grande!

All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: The Cop.

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

What page are you on The gay page.

life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

Why are white people white? I don't know

Why did the elephant climb the tree? Because he didn't want to tie his shoe.

Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

What did the homeless man's sign say? It didn't say anything. You had to read it.

A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

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