- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What is worse than a worm in your apple? A. Hitler

Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

Disreguard Females Aquire Currency

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

Why did the Indian have a hard time getting a hotel room? He didn't. He owned the hotel.

whats shaped like a tree. A tree.

How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

The Americans have just spent millions of dollars working on a pen that works in space. I would of just used a pencil.

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

A man walks into a bar after a hard day of work, and he meets this girl and they really kick it off, so the girl says, "lets go somewhere more, private" and they both go to a more secluded bar that has less decibels of noise.

What do a tree and I have in common? We would both be mad if we got turned into paper.

Q: What did the black man say to his Ex wife after she placed a restraining order on him? A: nothing, he was no longer allowed contact with her of any kind and thus could not converse with her

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

what did the woman say? 'duhhh, i don't have a penis durr durr' (By the way, I'm trying to be not misogynistic, please let me know if you find this misogynistic in any way)

What's the difference between Justin Beiber and gay people? Quite a bit, actually, because Justin Beiber is one person, and "gay people" is a community.

Why does Beyonce sing "to the left, to the left"? Because that's where a box of everything you own is

What happened to the Mexican who commited suicide? He died.

Im Tom and I'm an alcoholic...

a horse walks into an abandoned lighthouse , the lighthouse keeper is angered by this and ushers the horse to leave but the horse gets startled and kicks the mans bookshelf over before galloping away

Knock Knock whose there your parents your parents who your parents just got malled by a hobo with an axe.

Q: What did the boy say to the girl? A: Wanna go to homecoming?

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