Whats worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two busses.

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Q: How many times did the chicken cross the road? A: One and a half.

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What do you get from M&M bags? M&Ms.

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2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

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What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your best friend. No it's not, you stupid repo man...I'M NOT OPENING THE DOOR.

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Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1...Kaboom!

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Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

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What do you call a Mexican policeman? Officer.

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What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

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what did the boy with cancer get for christmas? i dont know he's jewish

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Have you see stevie wonders house? No. Neither has he.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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A man did not like this site

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The Dalai Lama orders a slice of pizza for $2 and gives the cashier a $5 bill. He then realizes he hasn't been given any change, so he asks for his change. The cashier quickly apologizes and hands the Dalai Lama three dollar bills.

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Q: a man in a camry runs over his wife. who's fault is it? A: toyota and their breaks.

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What did the waffle say when the black guy started eating him? Nothing, because waffles are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

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What happened when Johnny fell off of his bike? He suffered a very tragic and fatal brain hemorrhage resulting in a lower population by a minute percentile that is undetectable by the US Census.

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Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

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You know what's funny about AIDS? Nothing.

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what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They then proceed to bake into tasty pastries which are then eaten for snacks or maybe a light breakfast.

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An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

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what do you call Tim Tebow on a bike with a clown hat on? Tim, Mr. Tebow whatever you want

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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