Jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams,heat does.

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what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

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Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? A: "Here come the elephants over the hill!"

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Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

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What's the best part of having sex with twenty-four year olds? There's 20 of them.

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What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

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I find Holocaust jokes hilarious, Anne Frankly I know a few...

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What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

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Matthew Wyckoff

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "why the long face?" The horse replies "my whole family was killed in 911... And I used the money I got from life insurance to get plastic surgery to always have a smile on my face. My doctor botched the surgery, so now my face is elongated. Even for a horse, of course."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was playing tic-tac-toe with a friend.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad your whole family isn't dead from a fatal car accident?

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What is better than tissues? Correct!

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "Yeah, but you make a really great sandwich!"

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How do you get a woman to stop nagging? Smack her in the face.

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what did the toe say to the other toe? nothing they cant speak

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How do you put a baby to sleep? Snap its neck.

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i quit soccer because science happened and then i forgot how to screw in a lightbulb

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What do you call a midget mixed with a T. rex? Dinosaurs are dead and this is a highly un probable situation. Therefore, I do not know.

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when u cant say fuck say firetruck because it starts with f and it ends with uck ?firetruck?

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? That depends on a variety of factors.

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How did the cat get outside? It fell out the window

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? -Gave her a timeout

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Roses are red Olives are Black come to my and will smoke some crack

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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