- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "I have a gambling problem."

What did the black man say to the white man when the white man was drunk and naked on the roof dancing? Quit fucking around Brad and get off my roof or I'm calling the police because this is the third time this month.

What is pink and smells like tuna? Salmon

What did the homeless man get for his 34th birthday? 34 years of regret.

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Why do midgets laugh when they run? The grass tickles their balls.

Why can't Molly ride her bike? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Molly.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

what's funny about war? nothing!

When an anvil and a feather are dropped off a building the anvil will hit the ground first because it's heavy

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue Wait Arent Violets purple?

What's worse than strapping 10 dead baibes to a tree? Strapping a dead baby to 10 trees.

What's the difference between an alien and Obama? - Nothing they are both aliens.

What's worse than 10 babies in a trashcan? One baby in 10 trashcans.

Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far from its body.

Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally weighed 500 lbs and it was a bamboo tree.

If X = 3 and Y = 7, what is X + Y = ? It doesn't matter. You forgot to put your name on the test which means you got an automatic fail.

Because the tractor hadn't seen the chicken.

Why is did the blonde cross the road? She was trying to catch the chicken.

What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a hose

Why did the kid lose his nose? because his brother chopped it off with an axe.

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