What did the man say to his doctor?

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Micheal Curran...that is all.

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What is the difference between a person with Alzheimer's and Aids? 24!

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Your at a racism seminar. You learn not to call black people the n word but you know they really deserve it

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Making fun of Charlie Sheen is like shooting up in a barrel.

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Q: why does the man like men? A: because he is gay

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Wife: Does this make me look fat? Husband: Honey, your already fat.

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What's better than finding Jesus in your room? Finding Chuck Norris in your bed.

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who likes to gets to get fisted A) sock puppets

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Three men are on a plane. (Note, that this is a low-altitude plane, in which they are allowed to open the windows) The stewardess offers the first man refreshments. He asks for an orange. The stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. Confused, the man complies, and upon receiving his orange, he throws it out the window. The stewardess moves on to the second man, who asks for an apple. The stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. Also confused, the man complies, and upon receiving his apple, he throws it out the window. Finally, the stewardess moves onto the third man, who asks for a bomb. The stewardess calls secret service and has the man arrested.

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You know that Duck song on youtube? I dont get it... ducks cant talk...

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Knock Knock Who's there? Hello there. I am Elder Young and I with the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints. What would you say if someone were to offer you peace and happiness through all of eternity?

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what is the best way to stand out from the croud? open up your butt hole and take a video for to put on dat jumbotron

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2 gay guys walk into the bar guy #1 say lets get drunk guy #2 says lets get wasted then #1 says... what do they do fall on the floor and do it.

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whats worse than having the flu? having cancer

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your so fat. your fat!

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There was an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman. Now there's millions of them. And women too.

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Why did the blonde arrest the man? Because he brutally murdered his wife and children.

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What did the atheist say to the jew. Well first they had a long discussion about religion and the jew was actually made an atheist. Truly the work of God.

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Why does Hilter hate Jews? He's incapable of hating because he's dead.

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why was the little boy happy? Because he wasn't in the penn state locker room.

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why did tyler detweiler walk across the street? he didnt he has ceribral palsey

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What's bad about a Hispanic Women and a White man dating? A: Nothing at all really, unless either of them become involved in drugs, alchohol, or unprotected sex, which can ruin any relationship.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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Anti Joke

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