- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Q: Why are pine trees green? A: Because of the green pigments in the leaves known as chlorophyll which are used to capture sunlight.

What did the retarded guy say to the other retarded guy? Youre Retarded

That awkward moment where all you want for Christmas is for your parents to get back together but then you realize that they died in a car crash

69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

What is black and white and red all over? A dalmation that was hacked to death with a machete.

how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

Where do penguins keep their money? No where. Penguins don't have a money economy

A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

Knock-Knock Who's there? The UPS guy dumb ass

Why couldn't the journal cross the street? Because there was a red light.

How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

How do you get a bent nail out of a board? You carefully pry it out with the back of the hammer.

Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

Me: What postion in baseball does a cat play? You: I don't know? What? Me: I don't know i haven't eaten that part yet.

ever tried african food? they neither

wat do u call a person who is ugly ugly

Whats worse then any minority? The fact they still exist.

what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

Hi welcome to yack in da box, can i hell you? Yes, could i have a jumbo jack? Jew wanna yumbo yack? Yes.

Why did Billy fall off the tree? Why? Because he had no arms or legs. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy

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