Whats the difference between a soccer ball and a baby? Babies cry when I kick them.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because her dad pushed her too hard -Knock knock -Who's there? -Suzie, I'm dead now with a knife through my neck and I'm ready to kill you since you didn't forward that chain letter, now hold still so I can chop off your toes one by one and peel your skin off then leave a bloody mess for your parents -k

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Who has two thumbs and is happy? This girl! You're a girl?

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Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? alot of things, worms don't taste that bad.

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knock knock who's there the police you're under arrest for the kidnapping, and murder of 12 girls you have the right to remain silent anything you say or do can and will be used against you in the court of law

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What's the difference between an alien and Obama? - Nothing they are both aliens.

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Why did the boy not answer his mums call? because he was dead

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A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? They take turns due to the fact it is a long trip.

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What sport was the man with one leg excelling in? Ass kicking.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

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What's funny and looks like a fish? A clown fish

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A young boy walked in on his mom and dad in their room lastnight They were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Henry threw it well.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I was diagnosed as criminally insane Wanna be my friend?

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What is funnier then 25 9/11

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2 men were in a bar, One was talking to the other, "I was walking down the street someone fell." "ha" "isis it true?" "What" "isis" and a bomb went off and they all died

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Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

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Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

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A black man walks out of a store. He was carrying a receipt.

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What do a lamp and a elephant have in common? Big ears, except for the lamp, it doesn't have ears.

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A man walks into a store with a faulty washing machine. He provides a valid guarantee receipt at the customer service desk and it is replaced without an issue

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Yesterday I saw a black kid outrun a white kid know why? Because the white kid was a cripple

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Duncan walks into a bar and is greeted by his friends Eric and Tom. Duncan tells them that his wife left and took the kids. Duncan then goes home and hangs himself.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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