What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

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What's up with airplane food? Not sure, but last flight I was on they didn't serve any food. It could have been because it was too short of a flight or perhaps the recessed economy caused jetliners to cut costs. Either way, I didn't get a bag of peanuts.

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A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead." It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

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Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other boy fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third boy fall out of the tree? Prepressure

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Roses are red Violets are blue Carnations are cheap and they will not get you a blow job.

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Q: What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A: I like your shoelaces!

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What do you call a black man who lands on the moon? An astronaut...f*cking racist.

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Why did the man rob the house? He had a horrible childhood which led him to making these bad choices.

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What do you call cheese that is not yours? It depends on the type of cheese.

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What's the best way to piss off a feminist? R@pe her.

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so a man walks into a bar, then the prison warden told him to calm doun.

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How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

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Everyone believes in something. If you believe "you'll have another drink," you may be an alcoholic.

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Roses are Dead, Voilets are, too Now shut up and say nothing Because we're watching you

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why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

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You're tearing apart, Lisa!

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What's puby and dandruffy? Aodhan Hearty

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what did the homeless man get for Christmas? nothing.

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A man walks into a bar, He is a severe alcoholic and is slowly drowning himself in booze. The man exits the bar after several hours of heavy drinking and walks home. He enters his home to discover a man in bed with his wife. After the first ten seconds of paralyzing rage, he grabs a .44 Magnum and brutally murders his wife and her bed mate. The man realizes he has woken up his two month old, and after thinking of the horrible act he has committed, he promptly raises the pistol to his temple and pulls the trigger. Oh, I almost forgot, the man was schizophrenic and has never been married.

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A: If a quiz is quizzical, what is a test? B: A test can be many things: 1. A procedure for critical evaluation; a means of determining the presence, quality, or truth of something; a trial: a test of one's eyesight; subjecting a hypothesis to a test; a test of an athlete's endurance. 2. A series of questions, problems, or physical responses designed to determine knowledge, intelligence, or ability. 3. A basis for evaluation or judgment: "A test of democratic government is how Congress and the president work together" (Haynes Johnson). 4. Chemistry a. A physical or chemical change by which a substance may be detected or its properties ascertained. b. A reagent used to cause or promote such a change. c. A positive result obtained. 5. A cupel. A: Oh.

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What do you call a black man that is on fire? A Man on Fire. The fact that he is black has no relevance in this situation.

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knock knock who's there bang bang bang bang who where da cash at

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Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

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Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? Yeah, he died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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