Why is the baby on fire? Because there was a gas leak at the day care facility. It would have been a terrible tragedy had a heroic babysitter not come to the rescue.

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What's worse than having to listen a song from Justin Bieber? Being wrongfully convicted of child molestation,rape and murder and spending 50 years in prison before being acquited by DNA-analysis.

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How did the mouse die It was eaten by a cat How did the cat die It jumped into the bathtub and drowned

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having a giant, angry ape on steroids rip your heart out and eat it before your eyes as you painfully die from the unbearable pain and rapid blood loss.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not sally

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How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

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I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

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What's sad about black people that drink grape soda and eat fried chicken? The stereotypes are true.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looking for food for it was starving to death.

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Why did the girl fall of the swing? I hit her with an axe.

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What is big, green, fuzzy, and would kill you if it fell on you? A pool table.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

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YOU

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Knock Knock Who's There? Children Protective Services. Your kids are dead.

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A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are about to be executed by a firing squad. Before they shoot the brunette, they ask if she was any last words. “Look, a tornado!” Then they shoot her.

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Whats the opposite of red? Fish!

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Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

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KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

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Why was the man burying his child? because in france, fishing is only allowed 3 times a day

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Whats red and bad for your teeth??? A brick!!!

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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