- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a microwave and hamster? They're both furry except for the microwave

What separates man from animal? Divorce.

Q: Why did the child fall? A: Because I shot him in the leg.

What did the star say to the asteroid? Nothing, astral bodies can't talk, you dipshit.

Why did the man go to McDonalds? Because he was a pedophile.

your momma is so fat she eats a lot of things

What did the man screem before he crashed his car? i dont know, he died.

What's wrong with you? I have no idea.

“It doesn’t take a lot to turn me on” – William Deane

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says: "Man it's hot in here!" The other muffin looks over and says "Holy cow a talking muffin!"

Three guys walk into a bar: a Priest, a rapist, and a pedophile...and two other guys

What do the world and jelly beans have in common? Nothing.

What do you call a Black White supremisist? Well you see the Black man was blind and thought he was a racists redneck. He then contracted cancer.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was convicted of murder and rape

A Higgs Boson walks into a church, and the priest says, "We don't allow Higgs Boson's in here," and the Higgs Boson says, "But I thought Christianity promised acceptance to everyone who believes."

You're mama's so stupid, she decided to go back to school and finish her degree in Russian Literature to improve her self-esteem and maybe -- just maybe -- save her marriage, which had been on the rocks, mostly due to her intolerable self-loathing.

why did the chicken cross the rode? so it can get the seed that is between the two yellow lines, and then he walked back without getting hit by a car.

i hate non minorities!

What do you get when you stab a six year old with a pair of scissors and a machete? A very angry, potentially murderous mother out for revenge.

what happens when you throw a green rock into a yellow pond. it makes a spash.

Mom mom momie mom mom mom mom momie mother mother. What! Hi.

Why did the fat guy pick up a noodle from the floor with his buttcheeks? He felt like pasta.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

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