Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

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what's better than being stabbed in the testicles with a biro? the Silversun Pickup's album Neck of the Woods

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If a red house is made out of red bricks, and a blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is a green house made out of? Green bricks.

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What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

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whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

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what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

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What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

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Knock knock. "Whose there?" "Dave" Oh alright Dave, two seconds I have got to unlock the door~looks for and finds keys and unlocks door~ Hello Dave, sorry mate not been out yet so not been out, come in.........

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If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

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why are chickens dying so fast? because black people are hungry.

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Why did the man eat his wife? He was a cannibal

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Roses are red,I love the walking dead,but if they kill off Darrell ill watch glee instead

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What is brown and salty? A pretzel.

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What do you call a fake noodle An impasta

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Q: Why does a hamburger doesn't taste like an ice cream? A: Because.

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xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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What is worse than stepping on Lego bare foot? Mass genocide.

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Why does austin bell like it up the butt? Cause he's a cat a kitty cat meow meow meow and meow meow meow

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Why is Joel always with Jamie? Because her incorrectly positioned eyes prevent her from seeing the true Joel.

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What do you call a cow that's not cooked? A cow

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Why was the dentist sent to jail? Because he committed a crime.

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What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

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Wath black poeple eat for christmas your food.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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