- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

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Why couldn't the girl talk... she chocked to death -Alan Davis

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he is quite wealthy.

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How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

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Q-how did the blind man cross the road? A-with a guide dog

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Did the Jewish surgeon charge extra for circumcisions? Nope, he just kept the tips

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Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

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your mom is so fat that she had to start going to a gym to exercise and get her weight under control.

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An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

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Q: How man Jews can you fit in a box? A:if your German than you tell me.

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What do you call a white man? A caucasian male.

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What do you call a smelly black person? An African american with poor hygiene

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Knock-Knock Come in! ...

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Your momma is so fat that she's developed a cardiovascular disease and has 5 weeks to live

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Why did the referee go to the zoo? He likes animals

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Spongebob. "Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24." Patrick "Let me hear it." Spongebob "25"

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Duck, Duck who? Duck Sandwich

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What does a banana and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them are a police officer.

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my brother yells at me for singing in the shower so i scream "how can you hate from outside the tub when you cant even get in?"

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Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

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There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

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Why did Sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not sally

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What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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