- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: 1 out of every 44 presidents can dunk, who is it? A: How the hell am i suppost to know

How did the black man fall of the cliff? He was gazing over and realized he had Prostate cancer and fell off the cliif.

I have a friend named Dave, he lost his ID and now we call mim Dav

Why was the boy sad? A crazed drifter killed his family and made him watch.

You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

Why was 7 afraid of 6? It saw what 6 and 9 do when they're together.

Why shouldn't you tell a joke during an earthquake. Cause it is not the time nor the place to tell a joke

Small Penis.

what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "you sir are gay!" The gay man says, "I take offense to that!" The bartender then replies "how may I help you."

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

Robert: wanna hear a joke? Robort:ok, shoot. Robert: BANG!

Why did the old man throw the clock out the window? Because he didn't want to go to a store that could repair it, so then he thought that it was better off on his yard where it could compost.

What is black white green blue and is wet and blind and deaf and homosexual all at the same time? What ever I just described

A man walks into a store. He purchases what he was intending to, walks out, and gets on with his day.

What did the father say to his son, who incidently shot his brother while they were playing with a gun home alone? "It happens." He then hung himself.

Why did the jew cross the road Because he was being cornered by 10 nazis that had automatic guns

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

My girlfriend is getting an abortion tonight. Its a surprise.

If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

What is the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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