- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. Something funny happens.

Why didnt Stevie Wonder wave back at the white man? Because he's a racist.

Did you hear phonsi was Gay? I just found out too, he walked into the diner and said, "ive got AAIIIIIDS."

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

How do you stop a plane? Land it.

"Knock knock." "Come in."

How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

Why couldn't the teenager go to the pirate movie? He didn't have any money.

This isn't funny.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To collect it's AIDS medication.

Why did the plane crash? Because a tomato was the pilot.

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

How do you make a person cry? You bury them alive.

A Native American walks into a casino. He wants to invest a protion of his earnings from his fortune 500 company into it because he believes it to be a profitable venture.

What is the difference between Sarah Jessica Parker and a horse? Sarah Jessica Parker is a human being who is also a very skilled actress A horse is a animal which is usualy kept in a barn

Your mom is so dirty, She smells.

What's worse than the Holocaust? A Holocaust survivor. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

why did the chicken cross the road? it was making its way home after a long day of luckless job interviews

why did the black go to the KFC because he likes fried chicken

How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

These jokes don't have punchlines.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

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An asian is doing math hw then his dad drives through the door

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