so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was tired of hearing that joke

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An Englishman, an Irishman, a Frenchman, a Scottish man, an Australian, a German, a Spaniard, an Icelandic man, a Norwegian, a Swede, a Dane, an Italian, a Morrocan, an American, an Algerian, an Egyptian, a Syrian, an Israelite, a Chinese man, a Russian, a Japanese man, an Indian and a Brazilian all walk into a bar. It was a large bar.

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Why don't Catholics allow people to wear condoms? Because they get stuck in the alter boys braces.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Pokerface.

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Your mom is such a big whore that she sleeps with your dad.

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what do you get when you mix peanut butter and jelly? a sweaty black guy

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What do you call a kid with one leg and an eye patch? Names

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Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To see if it could.

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Why don't some black men have jobs? Because they won't work

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An Ethiopian fell into an alligator infested river. He ate 7 of them before he got out.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to his party? Because he used to be alive and was burned to death by an overturned truck carrying chemical's so his family canceled the party to organise the funeral.

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God, you know after creating humanity and kinda regretting it and stuff, fell into drinking and betting. He found Sin a fellow poker player, and all was good. Until God, drinking a bit too much bet a bit too many of his creds: Son. Jesus: Yes father. God: Uh, I kinda ended up low on cash on the poker game last night and I kinda well... I am gonna be frank here, I bet you and lost. NeroMetal Not dissing the bible, just enjoying the always brighter side of life eh? ;)

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Q: What did the horse say to the other horse? A: Nothing, Horses are incapable of making verbal communication therefore they cant speak to each other.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? To get to Your House. Knock Knock. Who's there? The chicken

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he frickin wanted to!!!!!!

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What come after 69? Time for you to get a watch

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In Soviet Russia, it is usually cold throughout the year, as it is located in a colder region of the planet.

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You want to hear a joke? Republican

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your mommas so fat she jumped for joy and got stuck

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A jew, a mexican, a priest, a polock, a rabbi, a black guy, a white guy, an alien, a rooster, a duck, a horse, a chicken, a carrot, a chinaman, a plumber, a blond, and a christian are all examples of descriptive nouns.

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Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

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what do you call a brown man that has been repeatedly shanked and has been fucked up the arse by 10 Rag heads in one night and thrown in a well to slowly and painfully die? Lloyd.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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