- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

There was a chicken. It squarked.

Yo momma's so fat that her weight is completely disproportional to the average weight of someone her age.

What? I didn't say anything. Yes you did.

What did the Jewish man say to the Shia faction Muslim man? Even though we have different views on god and religion I value your friendship more than my religous views.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? It depends on a variety of factors such as the size of your mouth, the amount of saliva, etc.

What's the difference between black guy and a bucket of shit? The bucket

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint.

Why did the deer cross the road? It didn't, the animal species is incapable of having a logical reason to possessing the will to cross a road. ruhtard

Indians

How do you know a black man's been in your backyard? If you throw a barbecue and your friends of African-American descent decide to bring cold cuts.

Knock Knock Who's there? (Pause) Who's there? Hello? Bloody kids

Knock, knock. Come in.

how many mexicas does it take to.... on wait there done

How many Jews can you fit in to a car? Well depending on the car 2-8

What do you call a someone who steals from a black guy? A thief.

A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

What happened when a star exploded? It killed billions of other sentient beings.

hello i hav a growing interes in math and arithmetic especially when it involves pi if u are still reading this you either didnt realize that this was a joke or just didnt care but most likely it means that the first line interested or bored u and u wanted to find out wut the rest was u like????

What did the computer say to the mouse? Nothing inanimate objects cant talk

Why are many frogs green? Because yes they are.

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