What's red and smells like green paint? Red Paint

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Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Suzie fall off the Swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

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What do you call something green and fuzzy? Grass, I lied about the fuziness.

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When life gives you lemons, That's physically impossible. Life cannot physically hand you lemons.

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what does this mean: qiwiw98373jeu7e nothing significant, just shows the results of a mentaly disable student

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What's the difference between a Lamborgini and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Lambo in my garage.

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A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

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I hate weddings! Old people always poke u and say "ur next" so I've decided to do the same to them... At Funerals

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What do you get when you cross a hooker with five shots of tequila? Herpes

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Why couldn't the man get a job at the daycare? Because he was a serial killer/rapist.

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito is a common insect in the family Culicidae. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapien, a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans

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What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

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A panda , a cheetah, a dog, a spider, and an eagle are in Antarctica.. The eagle looks around at the other baffled animals and says " What is this????? This isn't right! I'm so confused!"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was baked.

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A man named Jake walks into a bar. The bartender says hi jake... The End

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What do you say to a black couple that just got married? Congratulations

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what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

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Did the Jewish surgeon charge extra for circumcisions? Nope, he just kept the tips

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your mom is so nasty that when she took a shower and acquired general etiquette, she became possibly more respectable

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Knock Knock!! . . (There is no response as nobody's home)

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What does shit smell like? Your maaaa

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What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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