What do call a man with a daranged wife? Married

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

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Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

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Paper or plastic? Yes...

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whats the hardest part about eating a vegitable getting your mouth around the wheelchair.

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A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

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Why would Jesse Ziegenbein and Terran Hansen make a good couple? Because they both smell like shit and are fat as hell

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Why did the baby die? Lack of oxygenated blood to the brain.

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Interviewer: Are you currently a smoker? Applicant: Are you implying that I look like a chimney?

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A guy dared his friend to jump off a bridge for 10 bucks. His friend, fearing for his life did not jump.

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how did the little black boy cross the river? he walked over the bridge.

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What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

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What did the black boy wear for Halloween? A costume.

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Yo Momma is SO FAT, THAT she has an increased risk of cardiac arrest due to her blood pressure.

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A fish didn't walk into a bar, because fish cannot walk.

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A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? -Gave her a timeout

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Why did little Sammy die of boredom? The WNBA was on

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I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

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Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

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What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

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you know whats worse than cantaloupe? no cantaloupe

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How do you get 50 Babies into a phone booth? A blender How do you get them out? Doritos

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Me: Knock Knock Mom: Who's there? Me: Jason Mom: Jason who Jason: HOW COULD YOU FORGET ME I CAN'T BELRIVE YOUR ALZHEIMER'S HAS GOTTEN THAT BAD! WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN TO ME BWAAA! *Jason sadly died short after from a bus hitting him*

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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