- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock whos there? ughh omg youre dying what yeah dear god ok ill call 911 no im fine its just a seizure ok get well soon

How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Assuming the fact that these children are in fact deceased, it would be highly inprobable that they could perform any task. Or that they would need to see any light at all, since the point of that dark room is to keep them concealed.

what do you say to your girlfriend just after the best sex you ever had? I really got great value for money tonight with my prostitute sweety. You should have been there

If a banana is a vegetable, how come your mother gets confused when I stick pretzels in my butthole?

It's raining, its pouring, the old man is snoring. He bumps his head, and is quickly rushed to the ER for serious head trauma

Why did the chicken cross the road? Fruit loops.

Is Barack Obama a dentist, a teacher, or the president of the United States? A dentist. He just happens to have the same name as the president.

Why did the black guy smell fried chicken? He had a brain tumour

Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

Dries Roelvink walks into a bar...

If Chuck Norris were to be hit by a train he would die

Why did the chicken cross the road ( The chicken says) I dream of a world where a chicken can cross the road without having morals questioned.

A bar walks into a man

What do you call a bird that can't fly? an ostrich

Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

Why did the booger throw a fit? Because it was getting picked on.

What's worse than finding a holocaust in your apple? A worm.

I dont think i could ever stab someone, I can barely get a straw through a capri sun

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who is there? Not Suzie

why couldn't the black man get a job? Because he was a violent sociopath with a criminal record.

what happened to the batsman with bad footwork? he got out what did the batsman do when he got out? he left the ground due to the nature of the ruling

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A- a tv

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