What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

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What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

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What sits on a shelf and says hey im a book? A person who thinks hes a book.

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One, two, three, four and five

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What's white and can't climb a tree? A fridge

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Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No

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Q: Why did the boy not laugh at the Anti Joke? A: Because he has no sense of humor

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Enough.

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A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

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What's the same about a clown and a knife? They are both fun, except for the clown. I hate clowns.

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What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

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How do you make a mess? Microwave a baby.

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What do you call a a chinese abortion? My dinner

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Mary had a little lamb And a side of fries.

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A handicapped man walks into a bar...

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Q. How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? A. From a catalogue.

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i wonder who made this website? a human

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Why did the boy break his leg? Because he fell off a building

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So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

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Two muffins are cooking in the oven, they say nothing to one another as muffins can't talk

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What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

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What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

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A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I can't remember. I have amnesia from when I was hit by a bus as a child.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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