- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Bill went into a store and bought a bagel. However, after eating it, he realizes he meant to buy a doughnut. He tells the cashier that he meant to order a doughnut, and asks for his money back. The cashier says no and the man leaves.

There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. They were walking and baby tomato starts lagging behind. So the papa tomato stomps on the baby tomato and says nothing because tomatoes can't talk.

Roses are red, Violets are blue; In Soviet Russia, POEM WRITES YOU!

Why couldn't the color blind orphan find his apple? Because he was also blind.

Knock Knock! Who's there? The police, your father just died in a boat accident.

My life has been getting worse and worse since I developed cancer.

what's funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Pretty much anything because infant mortality is in no way funny

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

What do you do to a woman who has a black eye? Punch her in the other eye so that they match.

what do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? a stick

Why couldn't the immigrant who was brand new to America hold a conversation with anyone? He was mute.

Q. How many alzhimers patients dose it take to screw in a light bulb? A. To get to the other side

Why cant Sally ride her bike? Because she has ceribal pausly

An Irishman walks into a club. "Ow, that was almost as painful as that time I walked into a bar."

What is more annoying then finding a worm in your apple you

eyebrows up means ur flirting this isnt a joke dont laugh

Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

How many times do you have to make an ass of yourself before you look like a retard and thinking ''random'' means funny? Fuck yourself HAHAHAHAHA seriously stahp

awkies when jamie and jacob hook up, and u have to tell the dog..i maen danni that this has been going on for 2 months

What did the clock say to the book? I have no batteries.

why was the little boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face.

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

What did silly Billy with no arms get for Christmas ? Gloves.. why did silly billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a microwave.. Why did silly sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally..

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