- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? That's the joke.

Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

A hill billy went fishing

What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

How did the black guy get knocked out? He was hit by a fridge.

What did Marshawn Lynch say? Yeah

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a ferrari? You can't find a ferrari in my garage.

Hey do you have a suitcase? Why? I need one.

jim davidson , nick griffin , and bernard manning walk into a bar , and order a bitter, a lager, and a stout respectfully

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Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

How did the man want his hair cut? In silence.

Why can't a T-rex clap its hands? It's extinct.

What disease did Harry Styles get? 1Infection! (if you don't know, Harry Styles is 1direction's manager)

How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

what do you give a little girl with no arms no legs and who lives in a orfanidge for christmas?.................................... nothing because no parent wants a freak kid

Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

Why did the robot cross the road? Because It was bionically fused to the chicken.

whats on object, almost tube like that squirts thick white liquid from the top elmer's glue

A recently widowed blond was on her way to an appointment with her attractive physician, when she realized that she was almost out of gas, so she stopped to refuel at a station near his office.

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