A lot eh?

What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying at your doorstep? Matt.

Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

Why would Jesse Ziegenbein and Terran Hansen make a good couple? Because they both smell like shit and are fat as hell

Doesn't matter, had sex. Except for the STD's I possibly contracted.

Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

Paper or plastic? Yes...

whats the hardest part about eating a vegitable getting your mouth around the wheelchair.

What do call a man with a daranged wife? Married

How many beavers does it take to paint a house blue? 0, beavers cant paint.

What do you call a bunch of Cubans on a boat in the Gulf of Mexico? A guy who just so happens to own a boat and is on a fishing trip with his buddies. -Mitch Hastings

why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

Whats black and hangs from trees? To get to the other side.

What do you call a black women serving 60 years in prison? A prisoner.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary.

What did the man say after jumping into a well? He didn't say anything because he died instantly after jumping head first into a dry, 20 foot well. His family mourned for three days.

What happens when you put a baby, a dog and a cat in the same bag They will all most likely suffocate if left in the bag too long

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

What do you call an awesome bucket? An epic pail.

What the difference between a circle and a triangle? You're an idiot if you don't know the difference.

What's worse than falling in the mud whilst wearing a suit? Burying your parents.

A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The guy didn't respond because he was deaf.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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