Why did the boys shout ZACHATTACK? Because zach was attacking

mohammed ali walks into a bar, gets a drink, signs a few autographs , and a good time is enjoyed by all.

Q: There's a Brit, Kenyan, German, and Colombian in one room. Where are they? A: Public School

Q. What do you get when you mix eggs, mashed potatoes and salt? A. A pretty good batter for mashed potato pancakes.

What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

why was the woman in the kitchen? because societal standards placed her in such a situation

When I meet the woman of my dreams, she wont know what hit her... Nor will the police.

Why didn't he finish his

a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

Q: Who visits the dyslexic boy on christmas A: Satan

The child was fired from his job.

Roses are blue Violets are red This isn't humor The Hell's wrong with you?

What do you get a kid with no arms for Christmas? Hungry, Hungry Hippos.

roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

What did the apple say to the pear? ...Nothing they can't talk...

When is a bus not a bus? When it turns into a street

What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

How do you start a riot in Mexico? Roll a penny down the street.

Your Mamma So Fat The Old Thing That Block's Her From Destroying Kid's Party's Is The Front Door

What do an eagle and a off-white light bulb have in common? Nothing.

What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

Why was the girl distressed by the photo of her boyfriend's mutilated corpse? Because it was out of focus.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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