Oh my god it's the twinkie mobile!

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I scream, you scream, we all scream when hit by an ice cream truck

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your mom is so fat she is at high risk of a future heart attack and should be taken to a cardiologist

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TOFFEES HEAD LYING IN THE GRASS

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AIDS

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Knock knock ... Knock knock ... Little did the man knocking at the door know that the kid was told not to answer the door when he was home alone, so the kid was hiding

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What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow

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How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

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what did the tree say to the person? nothing trees cant talk

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what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

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Q.A zebra somehow managed to get out of the zoo and started running all around the town. After some time he saw a zebra crossing(not an original zebra crossing the road but the black and white stripes)on the road.He stoppped suddenly.WHY? A. He was too tired to run any more!!!

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A man walks into a bar. His crippling alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

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Hillary Clinton and 2 male aides were on a plane on a Friday evening which us not unusual for a secretary of state.

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What did the driver have when he got hit by another car? An accident.

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How do you confuse an English Professor? Light your pants on fire and flop around like a fish.

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what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

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Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

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Why couldn't Sally celebrate hollaween? Because she's not allowed to take candy from strangers. Also Sally died a week ago in a car crash.

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

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What do you call a black man standing on a podium? Slave trade

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Knock knock who's there atch watch who? bless you

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A black man in a hooded sweatshirt is sprinting down a back alley. He is trying to get into better shape by exercising and knows a shortcut to his house.

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Did you hear about the Irish man that accidently killed himself,he farted in the bath & drowned trying to smell it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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