Why is Stevie Wonder always so happy? Probably becuase he's a highly succesfull multi-million dollor recording artist with 26 grammys and 1 oscar

A man came home one day, drunk and feeling horny. He proceeded to the bedroom where he found his wife just getting into bed in a lace bra and sexy underwear. This turned him on even more so he cuddled up to her and whispered seductivly in her ear before kissing her neck. His wife was not in the mood for sex so she shot him

why did the pyromaniac burn down the house? because he is a pyronaniac, he derives pleasure from burning things.

What do you call a Black White supremisist? Well you see the Black man was blind and thought he was a racists redneck. He then contracted cancer.

Who invented chocolate? I don't know! Keep it to yourself.

What did the little boy with cancer ask for from the Make a Wish foundation. A cure and to lose his virginity before he dies.

Why did the man eat the turnip greens? Because he was morbidly obese, and needed to maintain a proper diet.

Tim: Ya know what was wondering? Paul: What? Tim: Actually, I'm not wondering about it anymore.

Knock knock! Who's there? Alan okay come in

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

What do you call a black man in church? Religious

What did Billy get his dad for Father's day? Nothing, his dad was killed by a spinning helicopter blade when Billy was 3.

Why was billy sad? He was being brutally hacked to peices behind his garage

Q: what's worse than getting the flu? A: getting cancer

Why did the McCann's parent's leave the window's and doors open? Because Portugal is a very hot climate, And they expected the place they were staying to be safe as lot's of tourist's stay there throughout the year.

whats the differnce between madalin macan and batman?...batman returns

The Holocaust is worse than any number of bee stings. Unless, of course, bees separated people of certain ethnic backgrounds from their families and killed them off bit by bit by stinging them.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer what did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that long.

Knock Knock The occupant uses their peephole and realizes it is a familiar face then proceeds to let them in.

You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

What do you call an animal with 4 legs ? A dog...

These jokes don't have punchlines.

Whats the difference between wayne rooney and shrek? Well, one, shrek is fictional. Two if he was fictional,he is green. Wayne rooney is not green. Three wayne rooney plays for a football team, surely shrek has no idea what football is. The list goes on.

What's sad about Justin bieber getting thrown off of a cliff Nothing

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