- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gait open.

I met a muslim girl the other day Shes the bomb

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Bartender asks her, "why the long face?". She tells him it's from her parent's genes.

Why did the guy go to the strip club? To look at naked people.

Why did the potato cross the road? It didn't. A potato is a vegetable. It cannot walk, think or speak.

What is the difference between a blond and a mummy? A blond has a brain.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

Why did the accountant die?A terrorist put a bomb under his desk.

Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor Adams. You called me about your father's stroke.

I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

Who is the fattest mexican on the earth? Not Osama because he's dead...and he wasn't mexican..

what is the name of the book that helen keller wrote LADIUFgSLDGFhalkjgfvcgh

The blonde, brunette and,the red headed girls were at a store. When the blonde says......... im tired let's leave.

why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

if you consider his name parents name social security number hospital born date born and nurses signature all on a peice of paper then i guess you consider that his birth certificate

Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

Connor is such a dope, he doesn't even know Betty White jokes aren't funny.

Why can't dogs fly? Because they do not have wings.

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