- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one muffin say to the other Muffin? Nothing, muffins have no method of communication in any way shape or form

what is the best way to start a car? put in the key and turn it.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

What is just as important as Woman's Rights? Woman's Lefts, to maintain equality.

When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

Why was the boy sad? He was harassed by his mum who died in the 1800's and went into a depressive state in which he drove himself to death using a pair of pliers and a rechargeable battery. No, he really just stubbed his toe.

A guy punched himself. He then said ouch.

What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

why did the teacher quit her job and become a musician? Because her class was very mean to her and growing up she had always wanted to play music

A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

How can you get an asian kid to flunk a class? You can't.

why was the Jewish person accused of stealing money? because the police found his finger prints.

What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

How do you say hooker in Chinese? ?

Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

What did Helen Keller say? Obcojbcidjbcidjbdijcbd

why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

What did the terrorist do to the small village? Destroy it with a bomb vest.

Yo mamma's so fat she attracts other matter with a force proportional to the product of their masses divided by the square of the distance.

A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

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