what do you do when you see a black man limping across your frontyard? you stop laughing an reload.

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What happened to the man that walked into the bar... He walked into the bar

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How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

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How many women can fit on a bus? It depends on the size of the bus.

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why did the man beat his wife? why not?

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When the going gets tough... Commit suicide.

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What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

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Well no, thats not true, sorry, I mean I GET THAT ALL THE FUCKING TIME!

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Roses are red , violets are blue, you like 1d? STFU

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Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

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Why did the man drop one dozen long stem roses? Because he was hit by a taxi cab

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

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1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

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See you later... Just joke I'm blind

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What's Green And Has Wheels? Grass, I Was Just Kidding About The Wheels.

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Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

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Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

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What time is it? If I hadn't poked your eyes out, you might know.

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what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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Joe is a negotiator. When joe sees someone in trouble, he tries to help them out of it by talking. Joe failed to talk to Osama bin laden correctly. Joe is no longer living in this world. Joe drank his sorrows away and died from the alcohol in his body. Osama is completely unrelated to this, his family died in a car crash.

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Two strawberries are sitting in a bathtub. One says to the other, "Can you pass the soap?" The other one says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?!"

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Why shouldn't you ask Lebron James for change for a dollar? Because in the year 2013 Lebron will tear his ACL and will never able to play the game again. He then won't be able to land a job because he never finished college. After being unable to land a job, he then develops an expensive crack edition. His house gets foreclosed, and he becomes broke. And then does not even have four quarters to his name.

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what you say to the kid that just hit puberty? your a young man

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