what did the ghost say to the bee boo-bee

Roses are gray, violets are blue; I'm red-green colorblind so I occasionally have difficulty seeing most shades of red or green.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

A white man, a black man, and a brown man are all in an elevator. The white man laughs "this is like the start to a racist joke or something." The other two men strangle him because he is white.

How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

Jesus Christ

A man took a crap. . . . It felt amazing

How do you cheat your friend up Throw a BRIC at her face.

whats worse than 2 jews 3 jews

What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient ability. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

A black man walks into a bar. He paid his tab and couldn't have been more polite.

How do you make a tissue dance? You give it dance lessons.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

Whats fluffy, multicolored, and dances like a disco santaclaus? i don't know.

So there is a muslum, then he flew a plane into a building and died a sudden death. But he was wearing a helmet.

what did the hobo as the other hobo? do u have any cheese?

I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

Whats fuzzy and pink? A pink fuzz ball

"Knock Knock" "Just ring the bloody bell for once!"

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

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