Two strawberries are sitting in a bathtub. One says to the other, "Can you pass the soap?" The other one says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?!"

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Why is the Holocaust/Worm in your apple joke the highest rated joke on Anti Jokes? Most of the viewers of this website clicked on a thumbs up symbol directly below the joke, which by the coding of this website triggered an algorithm that caused the number adjacent to this thumbs up button to increase and also caused the joke to appear higher on the list of most popular jokes.

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Why shouldn't you ask Lebron James for change for a dollar? Because in the year 2013 Lebron will tear his ACL and will never able to play the game again. He then won't be able to land a job because he never finished college. After being unable to land a job, he then develops an expensive crack edition. His house gets foreclosed, and he becomes broke. And then does not even have four quarters to his name.

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what you say to the kid that just hit puberty? your a young man

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His mother was a prostitute.

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What did the irishman say when he walked into a bar? Ouch

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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what is black and green and rainy all over? the democratic republic of congo

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? That is not nearly as important as how to cure cancer so let's not worry about it.

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Yo mamma is so dumb, she bought a Wii and was satisfied with her purchase

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A kid walks into a bar and the bartender yells, "Get Out!"

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An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It couldnt because a chicken was obscuring its path.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. That's what she said

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What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

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Why did the man drop one dozen long stem roses? Because he was hit by a taxi cab

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Well no, thats not true, sorry, I mean I GET THAT ALL THE FUCKING TIME!

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Roses are red , violets are blue, you like 1d? STFU

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What is white and black and red all over.

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

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Why did the Pakistani man cry when the Nigerian man was killed in a terrorist attack? They were lovers.

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We are few Nero, too few, if I want to split my money with you, would it help you find true happiness?

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yo momma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

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