There was a Jewish man and a German man why was it akward? Because one of them farted

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'who the f*ck let a horse in here, get it out now'.

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

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How does a black man get down the stairs? He walks.

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A: Rock! B:Paper! C: Siccorz! D: Shoot! D: Jimmy, you alright buddy? I didn't mean for that bullet to hit you man..

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Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

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A blonde and a brunette are walking down a street. What a great way to parade and recognise the various colours that lie upon ones head.

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you are looking on the internet someone falls over and i were shoes and chips prevent world war 2

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I wumbo, you wumbo, he, she, wumbo, wumbology the study of wumbo

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whats worse then a child with a dead mom? the baby is still inside.

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Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

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If the shoe fits....... its probably your size.

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what did the oven say to the firdge you hot baby

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A guy walks into a bar and falls.

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whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

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I was typing a new book today (literature wild west, and I realized I had been writing the same shit over and over again for eight hours and was dead tired when It went so..) Welcome to the wild west, guns! Hayballs! MONSTER TRUCKS! And then I kinda thought to myself... Is it just me or am I trying a bit too hard? So guys? What do you think, am I trying a bit too hard here? Funny story, I am tired and drank lots of coffee, so I am holding back in order to not try so hard... Not trying hard enough to hold back? I am asking you! WHY? BECAUSE YOUR ANSWER DOES NOT MATTER! ARE WE GAME?

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What do black people and tables have in common? Nothing.

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What do you call a small chinese person? They prefer the term little person to the term midget.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate you so suck on poo.

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How do you get a one-armed clown out of a tree? Hit it in the face with an axe.

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Why did the little girl fall of the cliff? Someone pushed her

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What did the Hungarian say before he went to bed? "I'm going to bed," but he said it in Hungarian.

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What do you do when life gives you lemons? You apparently are not a fan of lemons what so ever, so you then throw them away, not knowing what to expect.

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Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? He's dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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