What's the best way to piss off a feminist? R@pe her.

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Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

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Q: How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: 1, idiot.

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong WALKS on the moon. Michael Jackson rapes little boys

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What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

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How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

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knock knock who's there? your mom your mom who? I'm sorry to tell your mom is dead :.(

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What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

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Obama One Big Ass Mistake America

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In Soviet Russia, it is usually cold throughout the year, as it is located in a colder region of the planet.

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Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

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Why don't black people listen to country music Because every time they here hoe down the think there wife just got shot No sorry for anybody who's black I luv ya don't think twice I have thirty blk friends

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how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

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Will I be watching The Voice tonight? no.

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What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

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Why did the guy run out of the whorehouse? Because when she spread her legs it looked like she was pulling apart a grilled ham and cheese sandwich.

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How can you make a Russian happy? Giving him two tickets for him and his wife to Disneyworld.

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A women was driving along in her brand new, swanky, red ferrari when she spotted a red light in the distance. She stopped steadily, following the rules of the road. All of a sudden a loud bang came from behind her where a young driver had hit her at 50 mph. They both come to an abrupt stop and exited their vehicles. The women says "Idiot, you just hit me!" The boys says "oh don't worry, I have insurance."

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What is the difference between a Homosexual and a Heterosexual? They are both Black.

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A woman who owns a parrot leaves her home, forgetting that a plumber is scheduled to come fix her sink. A few minutes after she leaves, the plumber arrives and knocks on the door. The parrot calls out "WHO IS IT?" The plumber replies, "It's the plumber. I've come to fix the sink." The plumber waits for a minute and, seeing that nobody has come to the door, knocks again. The parrot calls out "WHO IS IT?" The plumber replies, a little more loudly, "It's the plumber. I've come to fix the sink!" The plumber waits for a minute and bangs hard on the door. The parrot calls out "WHO IS IT?" The plumber screams, "IT'S...THE...PLUMBER!!! I'VE...COME...TO...FIX...THE...SIIIIIINK!!!" Just then, the plumber clutches his chest and falls dead to the ground. When the woman returns home, she sees the dead man in front of her door. She opens her door to go to her phone and asks the parrot, "who is it?" The parrot replies, "WHO IS IT?"

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Why did single women didn't want any babies for? because of Ice Ice Baby.

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Scrooge McDuck dives headfirst into his pool of gold coins... He breaks his neck from the impact of the landing and dies.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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