- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do people go on this site? They have no friends and no lives.

why was the boy sad? his bellybutton hurt

A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

getting up in the morning is the 3nd hardest thing :DDD

Whats brown and a fag? A bundle of sticks

How do you get a mexican to do the yard work faster? Offer him a 5% bonus.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem doesn't make sense Potato

What is a black person's favorite color? There are many different colors and it would be unrealistic to believe that all the people of a single race would choose the same one as their favorite.

What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

What do u call a cripple Biv

what did the philosopher say, when he considered the transient nature of life in relation to ones own personal and egocentric grasp upon circumstance and purpose? massive erection.

A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are on the run from the police. They see a barn, and decide to hide inside it. They find three burlap sacks, and each hide in one. The police enter the barn, arrest each of the girls, and sentence them to life imprisonment for murder.

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 and 7 are non-living objects and cannot show fear or anger.

Knock Knock Who's There? Ted. Oh, Hey Ted.

Once upon a time there was a man exercising, he pulled a muscle and had to have his heart removed. In other words, don't exercise. The end.

How do you make a unicorn? Jab a stick through a pink horse and name it Liam

Why did the woman eat her sandwich. She was hungry.

Q. Why did the television set turn on? A. Because someone pressed the power button.

knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

What do you call Anne Franks life? A big game of hide and go seek.

How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

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