- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens if you accidentally say your best-male friend's name instead of your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, they're both named Adam.

RIDE A PONY, RIDE A PONY

what did god say when we made his first nigga oops i acidenlty burnt it

Redcunt? You got to try being nicer if you want a proper answer

ROSE ARE BROWN VIOLETS ARE BROWN WHO SH*IT IN MY GARDEN!!!!!

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, and they don't have to be blonde, anyone can screw in a light bulb.

What's brown and sticky? Dog turd

How do you make a hobo cry? You steal his trash.

what's white and long and hairy? -Dean when hes on his period

What's wet and sticky? I don't know, glue or something.

Why did the jew kill himself? He heard a raciest joke and went into a period of depresion causing him to lose all will to live.

roses are red violets are blue holy sh*t slendermans behind you

Guess what my dad got me for my birthday? NOTHING, he left my mom and I when I was a baby.

Why did the little boy throw a clock out of the window? Because he wanted to break it.

what did the rapist say to the girl? get in the van

A boy spelled the word "banana" wrong on a spelling test... Points were deducted.

An indian boy asked his Dad,'Why do we have such long names?' His father didn't reply, he died on the road home.

Everybody has a penis! EVERY BODY! WHY can't feminists admit this obvious anatomical fact? Gahhhh!

Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

A man told this joke once... it wasn't funny.

I like that, but why am I happy?

Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

Why did the boy go back in time? He didn't. He was mutilated by rabid apes.

A guy walks into a bar and laughs. Later, a green, homosexual dinosaur dentist escorts him out to play a houdini banjo.

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