Want to hear a joke? I hope not because I don't know any.

Bob Saget that is all

Im black and want attention. I also love fried chicken and love Africa call for a good, African-American time..... Im black 4025406623

What is the best thing the French ever invent The two piece

Not gonna tell you, that was one weird story, I feel like super high right now.

what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

A blonde runs into her house. She died in a tragic backdraft fire. Always check to see if the doorknob is warm.

why was the woman in the kitchen? she was being held hostage there by Bob Saget

Why did the man cross the road? His mother had recently passed away after a 12 year battle with lung cancer and is visiting her tombstone.

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How did Helen Keller burn her hands? On a candle.

Someone with a lame joke: What's black and white and red all over? Smart person who decides to mess with him: Nothing, if it is red all over how can it be black and white???????

read this sentence again.

how do you kill a man? slowly saw off all their limbs and then jump up and down on the torso and let all the organs fly out

Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

When is the best time to wear a striped sweater? All the time.

Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

Three men walk into a bar. One of them is not planning to consume alcohol because they are responsible and he is the designated driver.

God told John to come forth and recieve internal golry forever. John came fifth and recieved a toaster.

A pope meets another one

Bill: Wanna know the difference between knowledge and wisdom? Joe: Sure Bill: Knowledge is knowing that an apple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

In Soviet Russia, the same thing that happens here, happens there.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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