How many Polacks does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to change the lightbulb, one to hold the ladder.

Hej Erik och Leo!!

Q:why is steven balmont gonna beat up mr fatty goral A:because hes a fat czech Shout out to my mandem lewis hall&moses

Making fun of Charlie Sheen is like shooting up in a barrel.

read this sentence again.

Read This line it the tune of "If your happy and you know it" If you're reading this, Do your homework. Sincerely, Your Teacher

Happy Monday!

what is bad about being a black jew? you have to sit in the back of the oven

Text Klarens at 317-653-8695. Tell him crazy shit or send crazy pictures.

what is my catphrase nothing I am too good to have one

"Is this the Krusty Krab ?" I'M TIRED OF YOUR SHIT TYRONE.

What did the little boy do when he got his test grade? Cried, it was 0

It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.

Why couldn't the blonde have children? She had pelvic inflammatory disease.

What's worse than a spilled ice cream cone? 2 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 2 spilled ice cream cones? 3 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 3 spilled I've cream cones? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? 4 spilled ice cream cones.

Q: Why do all Asians have small penises? A: They don't.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says "I just found out I have AIDS"

Roses are red,Here's something new ,violets are violets,not ******* blue

What happend to the girl who went to school dreased ugly She took the other students advice and whent home and killed her self

You can pick your nose, and you can pick your friends nose. But you can't rob a bank. That's a felony.

Knock Knock Whos There? I'p I'p who? HAHAHAHA

Why did the guy fall asleep? Because he's in a coma.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I chucked a shit and flushed the toilet.

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