- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do to vegetables to make them taste good? Nothing. They are still people, and they can't speak up for themselves.

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? Actually it's my cookie jar, and my cookies. I stole nothing.

A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican; the black man had too much alcohol and the Mexican was the designated driver.

Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Scott Scott who? Scott Henderson. Oh my god Scotty! I haven't seen you since highschool, please come in.

What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

Whats red and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket Whats blue and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket disguised as a blue bucket

A man walked in to a store and asked for four candles. The storeman brought some fork handles and placed them on the counter. The customer said "No... 'Four Candles' a rather amusing sketch performed by The Two Ronnies, a comedy double act in the 1970s."

What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow

Fat? Jesse Z

Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

Roses are brown, violets are brown, someone keeps shitting in my garden

why are balck people black because they are

Q. Whats red and smells like blue paint? A. Wheres my tractor?

Wife: "I suggest you check properly next time you lose your keys so that you find them quicker" Husband: "I suggest that next time I sit down and have a beer while I wait for Doc Martin and his time machine to give my keys back.

What is pink and stuffy? Pink stuff

what did the lawyer say to the lawyer? "whats up lawyer?" what did the banana say to the banana? nothing bananas dint talk...

XD, You must really like me Nero, do you think people have problems telling us apart here?

What's blue and fluffy? Pink fluff holding its breath

Two muffins are cooking in the oven, they say nothing to one another as muffins can't talk

If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

Why was it okay for the people in the hospital to laugh at the patient with narcolepsy? It wasn't. The patients were treated due to moral obligations. But the doctors that laughed had either been fired or warned, depending on if there were previous reports of exploitation of patients.

What's worse than the holocaust? The Jews.

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