- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A) The color of their hair.

Why did Tommy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Tommy.

When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Well, that's going to be some horrible lemonade if life doesn't also give you water and sugar.

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? None, there is nothing wrong with the light bulb.

What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

have you seen stevie wonder's house. no? Well nethier has he you

Knock knock, COME IN!

roses are red, no one gives a shit, get back in the kitchen and bring me my chicken dips!

Why didnt the chicken cross the road? He was chicken.

How many babies does it take to paint a barn? It depends on how hard you throw them

Why did the chicken cross the road? To return to the roost he had recently escaped.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

What do you get when you cross Skyrim and Call of Duty? A video game that has similarities to Skyrim and Call of Duty.

why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

What do you call a girl with one leg? Eileen

So i know this guy... yes? thats it.

how do you confuse a blonde do nothing

What do you call a fat ginger kid? Whatever his name is.

A man walks into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian quickly picks out such a book and hands it to him, because to deny him the book would break the conventions of a library.

Why did the kid lose his nose? because his brother chopped it off with an axe.

A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital and has his wounds treated.

how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

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