- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the chair say to the fan? Nothing. Chairs and fans are objects so they do not have the physical ability to talk.

why did Sarah fall of the swing... she had no arms Knock Knock.... Whos there .... Not Sarah

Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Because he always increases the treble input in his songs, and he doesnt have a rod.

Two Iranian men walk into a bar and order a Coke and a Lemonade. The Barman said take a seat and he'll bring them over.

What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

Yo mommas so dumb she took an IQ test and scored low on it

what is worse than a guy pissed?

Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing a seat belt.

A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

What day is it? Asked the man with a gun who dislikes music. Friday. Mostly because yesterday was thursday and tomorrow is Saturday. Sunday comes afterwards also. The man says "oh. I thought it was Tuesday."

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Slowly being tortured to death.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

Why did the blonde go to the post office? Because she received a phone call from them indicating that there was a package for her.

Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying at your doorstep? Matt.

Doesn't matter, had sex. Except for the STD's I possibly contracted.

whats the hardest part about eating a vegitable getting your mouth around the wheelchair.

A lot eh?

What do call a man with a daranged wife? Married

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AS FAT AS JESSE WHEN... 1. The scales don't go up to the weight you weigh. 2. You know the true meaning of the word Plus-Size. 3. You can't see your feet without sitting down.

Paper or plastic? Yes...

What did the black boy wear for Halloween? A costume.

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