What's the difference between apples and oranges? You can't wash a window with a spade.

Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

What do you call a man with a spade on his head? Doug

Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

what better than getting an F on a test? getting an A on a test.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was really frogger in disguise

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

What's worse than eating spinach? Dying.

Why did the Egyptian woman not manage to work the washing machine? The instructions were in English.

What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

You know what's a real drag? A club foot

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What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? Nothing. He won't get them for the rest of his life.

All the other kids with the pumped up kicks died in a school shooting.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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