- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why Is Billy So Dumb? He Didin't Pass School

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a nintendo wii.

Honey, it really is such a tragedy that my sense of sight doesn't function properly. I've missed out on many beautiful things in my lifetime.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Come in! Come in who? I'm just com in' inside.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

-What's sad about four black guys driving off a cliff? -They were my friends.

What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"

Want to hear a joke? Obama

Why did the blonde walk into the bar? To get a beer.

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

Roses are red I got a new phone But no one to text Forever alone

Why did the chicken cross the road? An obsession with what motivates a chicken.

What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, he died.

-Is this the Krusty Krab? -Yes, how can I help you?

How many days can a pelican whisper? Pelicans can't whisper.

"knock knock" "who's there" no answer Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

WHY IS THIS SENTENCE CAPITALIZED? BECAUSE CAPS LOCK IS ON.

y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

What do you call a kid that hasnt passes 7th grade? A 6th grader

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

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