- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the black man shoot himself? because he commited a crime and was sorry for what he had done

Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener.

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

Why are watermelons green? 9, because cows like to eat grass.

Why was everyone afraid of Nick Morton? Because he had AIDS

Man walks into a hotel on Friday, Stays for three days and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? A. His horses name was Friday

Why was the boy afraid? Because he had just seen his dog get ran over by a tractor

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite. He died the following day.

What do you call a seedless pumpkin? A pumpkin.

Why did the man fall off his bike? Because he wasn't on a bike.

Why couldn't the white guy tell the two asians apart? They were identical twins.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It lost it's grip on the branch and was unable to break it's fall before reaching the ground.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

how do you kill a blond? there are many ways but every one of them is illegal and could be criminally chargeable.

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer What did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that far

whats the difference between a baby and an onion? no one cries when u chop up a baby.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.

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