- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy fall? He got tackled by a man that was 400 pounds.

Who has no penis Religious Believers

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

Why did the Jew die? Because of old age

What did the facial stylist charge Jack Sparrow to get his ears pierced? A buc-an-ear!

Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

whats the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari. I don't have a ferrari in my garage

AIDS is not a lifestyle it's a choice - and you chose wrong.

life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know... I thought no one knew the answer to that question...

What did thirty starving Jews fight for on the train ride to Birkenau? A crumb. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

Why didn't the man go to the movies?? Because he likes pie.

A grandma starts pinching her grandsons cheeks and saying who's a little cutie pie the baby begins to bleed cause his grandmas nails are peircing his skin

why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was very unhealthy, and had a heart attack attempting too

What is the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes you laugh and one is just a clown.

There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

A black man walks into a store with a ski mask on... what does he do?? he buys skiis.

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