- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde woman, a brunette woman and a redhaired woman walk into a bar. They can be considered fiscally responsible because it was two for one Ladie's Night.

Your mumma's so fat she is fat

What's worse than a fly in your soup? Cancer.

What did the orange say to the apple? “To be sentient is truly unbearable without sexual organs.”

Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!

Q: Did you know Hellen Kellers father was a skilled craftsman? A: Neiter did she.

Why do teens say "dude?" They feel unloved at home and must know that they posses a strong relationship with their peers, and in fact, cannot maintain a proper friendship due to the four letter word known as "dude."

Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

Your mother is so poor she doesn't have any money!

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus. Why did the bus crash? It hit a boy eating an ice cream cone.

Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

when your out of toilet paper what do you do? get more

What Happens if a Muslim boy gives you a bomb? You give it to someone else as your playing tnt tag and the bombs a toy

why did the cookie go to the doctor? it had vaginal warts

I stabbed a person. No seriously, I just stabbed them. There's no punchline. Just Just Stab wounds.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock -Who's there Not Sarah

What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

What happened to the Jew who went to France? He had a very enjoyable time and visited many of the remarkable landmarks around the country.

Why did the woman not wear a bra? Because she had breast cancer and got a double mastectomy.

Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

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