- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. How much Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A. None, they just steal one.

Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

what better than getting an F on a test? getting an A on a test.

If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

Why did the Egyptian woman not manage to work the washing machine? The instructions were in English.

What's worse than eating spinach? Dying.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was really frogger in disguise

Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

What do you call a man with a spade on his head? Doug

what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

What's the difference between apples and oranges? You can't wash a window with a spade.

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

Why Was the student driver using his cell phone in the car? Because he had gotten in a mild accident with a midsized sedan so he was quickly dialing his AAA agent for roadside assistance so he can get back to his loving family and three children

How would a camel lick its own tongue It doesn't It actually gets karate chopped by Bob Sager.

What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

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