Why did the chicken cross the road? Well it all began in 1807 when a 7 foot rooster gave birth to a chicken on the sidewalk while purchasing ice cream. Scientists have been intrigued so they went into study with it and won the Nobel prize. This somehow persuaded them to lure the chicken over to the other side by using a lollipop. They threw the lollipop as the chicken crossed the road, hit it in the eye, the chicken spazzed out, jumped in front of a car, teleported to London, and is now a gynecologist.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Me, your friend George! You don't remember me! Oh. Sorry. I'm kidding. I'm a robber.

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What happened when barba opened the coca cola? The cap flew off and hit the fence then the train then the moon then the pillow then the sun then the pole and the pole fell and hit the baseball and the cap landed on the floor... Then my turtle died

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There once was a plain Cheerio. He has a decent life with a low paying job and an apartment. One day, he decided to make his life more fun and started going to parties. He met some women and had a good time. He was happier and was soon promoted at work. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself, only to discover that he was now a Honey-nut Cheerio. He continued to go to parties and met a girl that eventually became his girlfriend. He became a manager at work and moved into an expensive condo. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself and was a Frosted Cheerio. He then quit his job and opened a club, where he became the most popular Cheerio in town. All guys wanted to be him, girls with him. At one party, his girlfriend asked him for some punch. He went to the kitchen but couldn't find any. There was no punch-line.

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Why don't meth addicts like food? Because they have not teeth to chew it with.

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How many dead babies can you fit inside Casey Anthony's trunk? Trick question. She didn't do it.

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Why did Hitler shoot himself? Because he found out Chuck Norris was a Jew.

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What's the easiest way to get a cat out of a tree? Call the fire department and allow them to safely reach the cat and properly extract it from the tree while you watch from below.

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Why did the boy break his leg? Because he fell off a building

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Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

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Did you hear about the boy with the treehouse? He caught his mom cheating on his dad in there.

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DAVE : did you hear the one about the poster? MICHAEL: what?

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I viewed the terms of service and did not agree to them.

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whats red and green and has 8 wheels. a stick

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Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

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AIDS

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What do you call a deer with no eye? No eye deer ( get it, it's like the red, necked southern speaking states )

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what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

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What is the difference between a blond and a mummy? A blond has a brain.

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How do you make a baby stop crying? You throw it out the window.

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Why does Larry the Cable Guy get his own T.V. show??? Why can't I have one of my own??? .......ah...forgot....I'm a minority...

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Two doctors were performing open heart surgery on a 54-year old woman. The surgery was a success, and she is now living comfortably in Portland, OR. She enjoys sweet tea.

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A light bulb is very similar in shape to a pear. So, when you change a light bulb, don't replace it by a pear.

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Knock Knock. Who´s there? Tsu Tsu who? TSUNAMI!!!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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