- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man is in the desert and he finds a lamp, he rubs the lamp and out comes a genie! The genie says "I can grant your three wishes, for releasing me from the lamp" The man says "I wish I didn't have AIDS".

Knock Knock Who's There Fat white lady with dreadlocks Fat white lady with dreadlocks who? want to buy some girls scout cookies?

Why does the Pentagon have twice as many toilets built as is legally obliged? Racial segregation

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

What's worse then AIDS? Chad Wolbert

A frog, duck, monkey and beaver each enter a bar being carried by a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. If your wondering, the redhead carried two animals.

You!!!!!! Cause your whole existence is just one big joke.

Chuck Norris doesnt eat honey, hes allergic to it.

What's black and white and red all over? I don't know either.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Almost everything.

How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

What did the man say to the prostitute? Can I pay you to come with me to a cheap motel and partake in sexual intercourse with me?

A man quites his job to open a coffee shop which has been a dream of his for years, The shop does well with a healthy supply of customers and a steady income,The man is now financially stable.

Rebecca Black walked into a stadium. There were so many seats to choose from. But, she sat down in the nearest seat she could find and enjoyed the football game.

Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sarah!

Whats Stupider than john? Nothing.. he's certifiably retarded

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

What do you get when you cross a lawn mower and a rabbit? A dead rabbit...

What did the Asian say to the American? herro. rook at me. i have round eye i american!

If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

Their was three black men that walked into a bar. They then ordered three drinks and had sex... I lied about walking into a bar

Why did the elephant die? It was murdered by poachers for it's valuable ivory tusks.

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