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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding an apple in your worm? Lebron traveled

Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

Why did the boy get coal in his stalking. Cause he wants to be a geologist and that's what he asked for.

What do you call a deer that has no eyes? I have no eyedeer

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

It may be Stupid but its also Dumb. ~Patrick Star

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He was perfectly happy where he was.

I'm homeless.

What did the dinosaur say to the human? For one, dinosaur's don't talk. And two, humans were not roaming the Earth during this time.

how to name your chinese kid. throw a spoon dow the stairs

What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

What did the waitress do when the man asked for pizza? She ran away

What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

Caolan and Eamon

What did the chilean miner say to the other Chilean miner? I wish we could get out of here.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

A rhinoceros walks into a bar. As it felt threatened by the presence of many humans, the rhino attacks and kills several people with the big horn on its nose.

What did Jamie get for Christmas? Nothing. Jamie is not friends with Christmas.

What did the alcoholic Indian do? Continued to drink and further worsen his people's stereotype.

What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? ProtestS from Anti GM activists.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the tiger.

I had a chocolate chip cookie today, thats it, just a chocolate chip cookie.

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