Q: Why is there never sun beaming at the castle? A: Because the castle is full of knights.

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What starts with 'd' and ends in 'ick'? dick -XH

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your Grandmother died.

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Why wasn't the Asian at work? Because the sweat shop was closed on Sundays...

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David walks into a bar. Someone shoots him. Now hes dead.

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what did the jew say to the other jew in WWII?..... "We're both going to die."

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why did the girl cross the road? no one knows because she was hit with a car and died on impact.

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Little Jimmy's mommy loved to see the smile on her only son's face as he ate her homemade cookies. Due to lack of medical knowledge at the time, Little Jimmy contracted diabetes and died before he turned 30. Unmarried and childless, he was diligently working on his doctorate thesis on Astrophysics. His death marked the end of his family line.

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Why did the girl not get her mum a christmas present? Because she was adopted to two men when she was born, so it would be hard to give her mum a present...............................................

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A black man, a jew, a hispanic, and an asian are the only survivors of a plane crash, and end up on a deserted island, what do they do? Die.

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your mom is so fat, she stepped on the scale and said, "I really need to eat better and I'm thinking about getting a gym membership." She did so, and she lost so much weight that all her friends congratulated her everywhere she went, and some didn't even recognize her.

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You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

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what is the difference between a dead baby in a bag and a dead baby hung in the yard....the dead baby hung in the yard was shot down off the cross after being rmr'd

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What's sad about a guy jumping off a cliff? The cliff.

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Why did the blond woman throw a clock out the window? She was going through a bitter divorce, and didn't want her ex-husband's things in her house anymore.

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A rabbi, a nun, and a homosexual walk into a bar. They proceed to get drunk, and party like its 1972. Oh yeah. And your dad was just killed by a refrigerator.

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what do you have to do to confuse a blond? Nothing

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Ask me if i'm a fish. Are you a fish? Do I look like a fish?

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why do woman love the twilight books? i have no idea woman can't read

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What's the quickest way to a man's heart? A knife.

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Why did Bill fall out if his chair? He was hit by an airplane.

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Anti-jokes are funny.

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What's better than having sex ? Having sex and being rich.

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Why was the girl-scout crying? I hit her in the knee with a baseball bat.

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