- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? The police, your father just died in a boat accident.

There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. They were walking and baby tomato starts lagging behind. So the papa tomato stomps on the baby tomato and says nothing because tomatoes can't talk.

Roses are red, Violets are blue; In Soviet Russia, POEM WRITES YOU!

what did the kid with no legs gat for her birthday? A soccer ball! I feel bad for this young girl.

Q: what did the dog say to the cat? A: nothing dogs can't talk

Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius!

why did the hobo want cancer so badly? he really needed a haircut

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit a talking Muffin."

awkies when jamie and jacob hook up, and u have to tell the dog..i maen danni that this has been going on for 2 months

Why couldn't the immigrant who was brand new to America hold a conversation with anyone? He was mute.

what do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? a stick

An Irishman walks into a club. "Ow, that was almost as painful as that time I walked into a bar."

A man with no legs walks into a bar. Just kidding...

What do you do to a woman who has a black eye? Punch her in the other eye so that they match.

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

eyebrows up means ur flirting this isnt a joke dont laugh

Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

When it comes ro the zodiac my grandmother was a cancer and... She ws killed by... A giant crab

Person 1: Why can't a T-Rex clap? Person 2: BECAUSE THEIR ARMS ARE TOO SMALL! Person 1: No, because they are extinct dumbass

school homewrok

Justin beiber comment if u get it

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

A baby seal walks into a club.

why was the little boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face.

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