A Mexican walks into a bar. He walked out with a concussion. -ilikecrepes97

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Ask me if I'm a watermelon. Are you a watermelon? No...

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Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? That depends on what his name is.

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What do black people and bananas have in common? 50% of their DNA

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Why did Jimmy burn the American flag? He was Canadian.

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Yellow People !!

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Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels.

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What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender suddenly runs out the door frantically yelling, "He's got a gun! He's got a gun!" Meanwhile, inside the bar, the patrons overpowered the gunman, tied him up and took his weapon and all the cash he had. They later used his money to buy more drinks at another bar.

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What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

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If Tiger Woods is Asian and Black what is he? A golfer!

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Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

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How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

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You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

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What did the chair say to the fan? Nothing. Chairs and fans are objects so they do not have the physical ability to talk.

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What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

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What did the Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

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Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

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what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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