What happened to the man that walked into the bar... He walked into the bar

what do you do when you see a black man limping across your frontyard? you stop laughing an reload.

What was in the magical purple teapot? Two dying pelicans.

What do you call a black man with a Ph.D? Doctor.

Why did the orphans kill timmy? timmy said a your mom joke.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead, ok!

There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

Poop

Bryson got a concussion...he died

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

Why did the boy wear glasses? Because he had bad eyesight.

When the going gets tough... Commit suicide.

Roses are red , violets are blue, you like 1d? STFU

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

Well no, thats not true, sorry, I mean I GET THAT ALL THE FUCKING TIME!

Why did the man drop one dozen long stem roses? Because he was hit by a taxi cab

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It couldnt because a chicken was obscuring its path.

What do you call a black guy that drives an airplane? A pilot.

What did the prisoner get for Christmas? A lethal injection.

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An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

A kid walks into a bar and the bartender yells, "Get Out!"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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